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Vojnička kantina => Napolitanke i pivo => Topic started by: Rade on December 17, 2007, 11:29:46 pm



Title: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Rade on December 17, 2007, 11:29:46 pm
Široka tema.... pa da krenemo... :)

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Rade on December 17, 2007, 11:36:30 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Rocker on December 18, 2007, 12:40:38 pm
Pogledajte šta su Ameri radilu u Vijetnamu. Ispisivanje "šaljivih" poruka na ubojnim sredstvima im je očigledno bilo nedovoljno, pa su se setili ovoga!  ;D

http://www.hmm-364.org/what-the-hell.html


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Duki on December 29, 2007, 11:14:01 am
Citiram mog potporucnika: 'sa puskom se postupa isto kao sa zenom, nezno osim kad je punite'. 8)


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Duki on December 29, 2007, 02:40:28 pm
Evo nesto od jutros: 'to nije covek, to je stariji vodnik'


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: MORNAR on January 03, 2008, 05:27:10 pm
 Jedana sa obuke pravilnog obračanja starešinama u Puli 84.godine: "Druže poručniče fegate, dozvolte da vam uđem  ....." (mornar Fadil Krasniqi)  ;D


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Duki on January 28, 2008, 05:26:46 pm
StV: necemo da diramo djavola a djavo je dosao iz Beograda.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Brok on January 29, 2008, 07:39:54 pm
Ruska rivijera :D



Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bane on January 30, 2008, 02:55:04 am
Ruska rivijera :D

Svaka čast gde si pronašao ovu sliku! 8)

Ako se ne varam, slikano je na obali Belog Mora u jednoj od mnogobrojnih luka. Podmornica na slici je "Crveni oktobar" lično, tj. jedan od Tajfuna.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Brok on January 30, 2008, 09:04:51 pm
Imam tu fotografiju već neko vreme, stvarno je dosta zanimljiva.


Šta je na slici:

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Brok on February 15, 2008, 11:48:12 pm
Komentar nije potreban: :)

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Tema sa magarcima: :D nije dobro kada ga jašeš,

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ali ni kada ga nosiš ;D

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Brok on March 08, 2008, 04:26:51 pm
Ујка Алберт је мало залутао :D

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Brok on May 15, 2008, 04:27:23 pm
Nije video znak, ajde da se ovako zakucao motor ili automobil, za avion je malo prenisko

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Jednomotorni avion Z-37 posle nesreće u selu Topoli, blizu Varne, istočno od Sofije


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Brok on June 05, 2008, 01:34:51 pm
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Rendgenska pljačka :)

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Ma dosta je, idem kući.... :)

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Bratsko disanje

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Obrzbeđeivanje opojnih useva, zadatak od prioriteta...


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Brok on June 05, 2008, 01:44:10 pm
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Ratne igre

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Ma begaj, kakavi specijalci, to ima samo na filmu :)

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Go ili (ne)obučenost, a možda i reklama za donje rublje... :)

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Uhhhh, gde je kuvar... :)

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Mac, mac, dođi mac, mac.... :)



Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Brok on June 05, 2008, 01:52:24 pm
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Stelt avion najnovije generacije :)

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Oćeš levo slabo pečeni ili desno reš jaje :)

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Sa ovim odlikovanjima se treba nositi :D

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I u ratu i u miru očuvanje životne okoline je prioritet :)

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Maler, loša sreća :)


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Brok on June 05, 2008, 01:59:47 pm
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Ispitivanje propustljivosti zaštitne maske :)

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Ih, ja bih baš taj tvoj, uh kako dobro izgleda ... :)

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Nastavak teme sa magarcima, tvrdoglav, istrajan višenamenski borbeni sistem :)


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Duki on June 23, 2008, 07:34:16 pm
ovaj je imao više sreće nego pameti

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ABGIJwiGBc


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Brok on June 27, 2008, 03:12:59 pm
Ovo mora da je u Izraelu ili tu negde iz tog komšiluka... :)

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Mali "pacifista" :D

A neki naši pojedinci se žale kako im je težak šlem, još pogledajte, bonus lepljen okvir, i to dodaje težinu.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Brok on November 27, 2008, 01:06:04 am
Malo smo nepravedno zanemarili ovu temu, preko tri meseca niko ništa nije postovao. :rtfm

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: ZastavnikDjemo on December 25, 2008, 12:19:03 am
Francuska vojnicka anegdota  ;D

Dosao novi general na duznost u tvrdjavu legije stranaca u pustinji. Krenuo vec prvi dan u obilazak tvrdjave i dok je obilazio ugleda mazgu  zavezanu za stub. Upita on najblizeg strazara cemu  sluzi ta mazga?

- Gospodine generale mazga je za zabavu vojnika!  Znate kako je, dugo smo tu bez zena, pa …

- Pa onda joj sredite malo to mesto, napravite joj  nadstresnicu i  slicno ! naredi general i ode dalje.

Nakon mesec dana u pustinji ni general nije mogao vise da izdrzi pa, sta ce - kud ce, odluci da se i on malo zabavi sa mazgom.
Naredi strazaru da je drzi, a on obavi posao. Dok se oblacio, olaksan i zadovoljan, upita strazara:
Reci mi, junace, da li i obicni vojnici to rade ovako kao mi generali?
- Ima razlike , gospodine generale!
Obicni vojnici uglavnom zajasu mazgu i odjasu do najblizeg naselja u kome je javna kuca!

NARAVOUCENIJE:

I kad mislis da sve znas,
iako si sef, pitaj i trazi pojasnjenje jer - tvoja logika ne mora biti uvek ispravna!



Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: DEMON on January 11, 2009, 05:35:52 pm
Ево нешто и од мене


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: milan11 on January 11, 2009, 08:27:47 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: milan11 on January 11, 2009, 08:29:26 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: milan11 on January 11, 2009, 08:33:07 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: MORNAR on January 28, 2009, 04:11:21 pm
Himna 17.brigade torpednih čamca iz 1984.godine....


"SVANULO JE.....IZNAD TORPEDNOGA ĆAMCA......
PIŠAM PREKO OGRADE........I SEREM SA PRAMCA........
DRŽIM SE ZA BITVU I STEŽEM MIŠIĆE,
ČEKAM, DA MI SIZNI DONESE PIĆE...... :super

ps: sejtio se opet na nju danas ujutro.....


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: DEMON on January 30, 2009, 10:06:11 pm
Типичан Рус, не може без водке па све и да је Спетсназ  :) А јесте


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Duki on February 01, 2009, 02:08:00 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc0f3vu-f_8


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Duki on February 01, 2009, 02:35:54 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66soFDmzC80


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Duki on February 01, 2009, 02:40:31 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VBowctjt9w


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Duki on February 01, 2009, 02:42:15 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHKhRZVmmM0


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Duki on February 01, 2009, 02:44:39 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve2C3bECkIA


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Brok on February 17, 2009, 04:33:44 pm
gde baš ovde :zid valjda nisu gladni... :-\

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za malo...BUM... :angel:

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sofisticirano oružje :)

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Dreadnought on February 20, 2009, 12:37:37 pm
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Heavy metal

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Dreadnought on February 20, 2009, 12:57:48 pm
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Al-caida sharpshooter

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Dreadnought on February 22, 2009, 08:56:55 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Dreadnought on February 25, 2009, 02:09:43 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Duki on March 25, 2009, 09:47:51 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: DEMON on March 27, 2009, 07:11:16 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i7WZWuHvcE


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: tpku_2b on March 28, 2009, 11:02:29 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZBdBWuuFJ8
    ..moja bivsa vojska ...


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: tpku_2b on April 10, 2009, 01:54:34 am
... napolitanke i pivo ... bez napolitanki ....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xxD-s8CfMc


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Lenny on May 07, 2009, 07:18:45 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NZfqL3yGNc
  :super


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Lenny on May 08, 2009, 11:21:29 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh1lyMyejpI

ovo je zalosno vise nego sto je smesno, a desava se i u situacijama koje zivot znace!


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: DEMON on May 08, 2009, 11:41:27 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW1toLy_FMQ


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Barkman on May 12, 2009, 10:46:07 pm
APSOLUTNO GENIJALNO!!!! Uputsvo za koriscenje hrane iz vojnickog sledovanja  :krsta

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Lenny on May 13, 2009, 04:50:58 pm
evo josh nesto od mene

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELol1dHjHEE


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: dexy on September 21, 2009, 01:26:26 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44Q29FgIgJk


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on October 17, 2009, 07:01:08 pm
Da ne zamre ovaj topic:

Svi znamo ono poznato: "ja od vas tražim samo jedno..." ali pukovnik Gašović Tomislav (sad je u GŠ Vojske CG) se kleo da je njegov klasić, ime sam naravno zaboravio, izašao kao major pred svoj bataljon, mislim u Pljevljima, i rekao:

"Ja od vas tražim samo jedno!
A to su dve stvari:
Red, rad i disciplina!"


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Duki on October 27, 2009, 06:16:07 pm
 :super


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: deyboy on November 11, 2009, 10:28:00 pm
Čuvaj se, Englezi napadaju

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjviVrLXH4g


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Duki on December 05, 2009, 09:35:54 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWLijT9fxQE


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Duki on December 05, 2009, 09:37:25 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxisDtx2JH8


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Duki on December 05, 2009, 09:39:03 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1qdOK6a7-A


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Duki on December 05, 2009, 09:39:47 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz1EjSZzTk0


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Duki on December 05, 2009, 09:43:23 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY7QLMvI1yU


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: trpe grozni on January 13, 2010, 09:33:58 pm
Kako cesi precekuju svoje saveznike britance, ili kao podnaslov, "Kako se na brzinu upisati"  ;D ;D ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDQT_4WlByQ


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Duki on January 14, 2010, 08:59:06 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mz07pfaujk


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Duki on January 14, 2010, 09:03:32 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Obul7f1GM4M


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Duki on January 14, 2010, 09:08:22 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQAr13hRvxM


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Duki on January 16, 2010, 02:59:04 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGf-sS4js5Y


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Duki on January 16, 2010, 03:02:00 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8shLuvSmpk


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Palubarac on January 23, 2010, 01:03:31 am
military dog


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Brok on February 09, 2010, 01:30:03 am
 :krsta
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Duki on February 23, 2010, 01:36:36 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9csh6gunQ5Y


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Brok on March 06, 2010, 06:41:10 pm
Pošto nije najbolji tenk na svetu, onda je najveći :):
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: dexy on March 09, 2010, 03:23:48 am
Vojska na logorovanju vec 20 tak dana u nekoj teskoj zabiti. Porucnik se prikrada da vidi sta mu radi najisturenija grupa negde gore u planini.
Ima sta i da vidi - mladjani vojnicici se skupili oko jedne kobile i samo se dosaptavaju i domundjavaju i zagleduju je.

Iskoci on iz grmlja :
- Ahhaaa, sta radite bre tu !!! ??
- Nista g. pp…orrucnice, evo….t u …..,…. muca vojska
- Odakle vam bre ta kobila !! Gde ste je nabavili !! Za sta je koristite !!?? , sunce li vam zarko !!
- Paaa….,…. g. porucnice znate da smo na logorovanju, da je prvo selo 27 km odavde, paa… , nemamo sta da lazemo, koristimo je za onu stvar, jer nemamo drugaciji izbor, a mladi smo i zeljni seksa.. , uplaseno kaze jedan od njih.
- Pa zar se zato koristi kobila !!???, sunce li vam zarko !!!!
- Pa nemamo drugog izbora, g. porucnice.., daleko smo od civilizacije, …pravdaju se vojnicici.
- Hmmm, pa ono, kad razmislim, i ja sam sa vama u ovoj vukojebini, pa i meni se hoce, sto niste ranije rekli , sunce li vam zarko !!! Sutra uvece da je lepo spremite, ocu i ja da je probam, nikad nisam bio sa kobilom dosad, jel jasno ?? !!!
- Razumemo g. porucnice !!!

Sutra uvece, dolazi on, vojska nalickala kobilu.

- Ajde, ti drzi jednu, a ti drugu nogu, vas dvojica najjacih drzte cvrsto rep !! , Dodaj gajbu, dizi reep, rasirrri noge !!!!

Skine on pantalone, popne se na gajbu i pocne da radi radnju, blista od srece, … prodje 10 min, on ne posustaje

- ……Uh, Uh Uh, Uh , Uh, bas je dooobro ……., Jel i vi ovako isto radite ?? !!! Uh, uh…..
- Maaa … ,..porucnice mi je…. uzjasemo pa…. idemo po devojke, u selo.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on March 22, 2010, 06:25:56 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Brok on March 22, 2010, 06:56:07 pm
Ruski specijalci:


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on March 25, 2010, 07:56:25 pm
Sve veći broj žena u većini modernih armija je realnost. Evo fotografija iz nekih svetskih armija:

Amerikanke:

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Brazilke:

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Indijke:

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Izraelke:

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Kineskinje:

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Koreanke:

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Ruskinje:

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I na kraju, kao jagoda u čaši šlaga, ženske pripadnice vojke Pakistana:
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: MOTORISTA on March 25, 2010, 09:09:27 pm
Već imamo zavidnu galeriju lepih curica u uniformi (https://www.paluba.info/smf/napolitanke-i-pivo/epotitse-u-uniformi/)


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Duki on March 25, 2010, 10:52:00 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on April 10, 2010, 10:40:56 am
Neopravdano zapostavljamo ovu temu:


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on April 20, 2010, 09:31:23 pm
Sad, da li je baš vojnički humor, da li je smešno ili žalosno, prosudite sami:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFJjaj7pXsA


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on April 23, 2010, 06:31:03 pm
Opet niko ništa ne radi u ovoj temi? A mora neko, da ne zamre, zaboravićemo i da je tu...


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on April 24, 2010, 12:46:27 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Duki on April 25, 2010, 06:00:25 am
http://randomvideosblog.com/2010/04/15/chinese-soldiers-suck-throwing/
 :zid


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on April 29, 2010, 08:27:23 pm
Specijalci nežnog srca:

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on April 29, 2010, 09:02:52 pm
Lisičji specialci...

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: crki on May 02, 2010, 11:00:18 am
obratite pažnju na pušku kako je ‚‚stavljena" na cevku,u mojoj jedinici bi zbog toga žešće ugasio :)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haHXgFU7qNI


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on May 03, 2010, 07:31:17 am
Onome ko je pucao iz ovog revolvera verovatno i nije bilo mnogo smešno, ali je interesantno svakako:


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on May 03, 2010, 07:33:48 am
Uvek neki idiot pokvari sliku:

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on May 03, 2010, 07:35:43 am
Vladi, Broku i ostalim "oklopnjacima" ovo baš i neće biti smešno:

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on May 03, 2010, 07:37:13 am
Kad god može, pešadija "uhvati" neki prevoz, radi štednje čizama:

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on May 03, 2010, 07:38:45 pm
"Teško" naoružani vojnici na zadatku:

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on May 04, 2010, 03:50:58 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on May 07, 2010, 05:03:52 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on May 08, 2010, 08:23:26 pm
Evo za pred spavanje i malo vojničkog humora:

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on May 08, 2010, 08:26:54 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on May 09, 2010, 08:31:09 am
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on May 09, 2010, 08:32:03 am
Majstor je majstor:

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on May 09, 2010, 10:42:19 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg3pkSPkKp0


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on May 09, 2010, 06:38:35 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on May 10, 2010, 09:41:02 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on May 11, 2010, 07:12:59 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on May 12, 2010, 07:20:40 am
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on May 12, 2010, 07:08:02 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Vladimir Ivanović on May 19, 2010, 06:29:50 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJ8e1NHnIEc


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: trpe grozni on May 19, 2010, 11:04:41 am
Ajde d i ja postvim koju fotkicu.  ;)

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Brok on May 19, 2010, 10:49:18 pm
Nekoliko od mene:


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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
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P.S. "obvious" na engleskom znači "očigledan".


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 25, 2010, 08:57:44 pm
Iz škotskih kotula na talijanske kumpire. Ovaj je jadničak sigurno izabran u radni vod.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 25, 2010, 09:00:04 pm
Nije temeljni ali dobro dođe kao dopunski VES.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 25, 2010, 09:01:46 pm
Mačak ili čitač?


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 25, 2010, 09:03:16 pm
mrki narednik i redar


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 25, 2010, 09:04:55 pm
Evo jedna za relaksaciju


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on May 25, 2010, 09:06:25 pm
Oživela i ova tema, pa evo još malo:

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 25, 2010, 09:06:47 pm
za šlag jedan dražesni narednik


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on May 25, 2010, 09:08:33 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 25, 2010, 09:25:43 pm
na brodu


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 25, 2010, 09:31:55 pm
neki jaki momak


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 25, 2010, 09:33:36 pm
Željezni narednik


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 25, 2010, 09:35:33 pm
orijentacija u stvarnim uvjetima


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 25, 2010, 09:37:22 pm
Nešto vam je ispalo?


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 25, 2010, 09:42:32 pm
ne pokušavajte ovo s kućnim ljubimcima. Kazna je preko 6000 kuna.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 25, 2010, 09:50:12 pm
Ovo bi topnici mogli bolje objasniti. Njima top, a nama cura.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 25, 2010, 09:52:44 pm
Nekad je to padalo s neba.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 25, 2010, 09:54:44 pm
Pogled u desno


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 25, 2010, 09:57:56 pm
Ovaj će tek provozati biciklu


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 25, 2010, 09:59:41 pm
auto škola


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 25, 2010, 10:01:36 pm
Iza mirozova počinje pravi posao


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 25, 2010, 10:04:23 pm
od civila do pravog vojnika je tek malen korak

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 25, 2010, 10:05:56 pm
Gađanje na rednom broju 1


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 25, 2010, 10:07:41 pm
Koliko malo treba da bi vojnik bio zadovoljan


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 25, 2010, 10:10:07 pm
Snađi se druže!


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 25, 2010, 10:11:27 pm
Pravo u cilj


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 25, 2010, 10:12:58 pm
gastronomski slatki snovi


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 25, 2010, 10:16:46 pm
I ovo se dešava


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 26, 2010, 11:37:48 am
Vozila se bicikla i u vojarni '' Žikica Jovanović Španac '' u Valjevu. Bilo je i ljutih scena. Naročito ujutro ad se predavao prijavak.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 26, 2010, 11:39:57 am
Službujućih časnika ovakve vrste ima svaka vojska.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 26, 2010, 11:41:49 am
Snovi i stvarnost


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 26, 2010, 11:54:28 am
Repetaši s prve crte


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 26, 2010, 11:56:49 am
Snalaženje na zemljištu


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 26, 2010, 11:59:24 am
Stražarsko osiguranje iz snova


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 26, 2010, 12:05:20 pm
jadni Popaj što ga snađe.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 26, 2010, 02:24:44 pm
Kad tehnika zakaže dobra je i 1 KS.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 26, 2010, 02:26:42 pm
što mornari vole


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 26, 2010, 05:15:49 pm
što sirene vole


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 26, 2010, 05:17:50 pm
Snovi i kruta stvarnost.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 26, 2010, 05:19:44 pm
Svi za jednu


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 26, 2010, 05:21:41 pm
topnici vole ......


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 26, 2010, 05:23:15 pm
izvidnici vole....


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 26, 2010, 05:26:22 pm
tenkisti ne vole....


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 26, 2010, 05:28:57 pm
što je pravi sanitet


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 26, 2010, 06:12:58 pm
Ova slika će uzbuniti duhove društava za zaštitu beštijica


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 26, 2010, 06:14:16 pm
što reći za boršin?


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 26, 2010, 06:15:50 pm
savršeno maskiranje


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 26, 2010, 06:17:01 pm
vod za potporu


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 26, 2010, 06:18:12 pm
avion za svaku državu


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 26, 2010, 06:19:51 pm
za malo drugačiju vojsku


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 26, 2010, 06:22:12 pm
prava vojska


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 26, 2010, 06:23:45 pm
tandem


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 26, 2010, 06:24:51 pm
ovi su pravi


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 26, 2010, 06:27:50 pm
ovo je umijeće


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 26, 2010, 07:03:03 pm
Rješenje za Balkan Air Forces


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 26, 2010, 07:04:49 pm
za ljetnih vručina


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 26, 2010, 07:06:41 pm
s ovim šale nema


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 26, 2010, 07:10:39 pm
osobno naoružanje


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 26, 2010, 07:16:05 pm
netko je maznuo cipele


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 26, 2010, 07:17:15 pm
Što piše?


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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 26, 2010, 07:39:40 pm
Ajde Jadrane nešto za tebe. Prevedi ti nama što ovdje piše.
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on May 26, 2010, 07:41:12 pm
Strijelac i pomoćnik


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Post by: jadran2 on May 26, 2010, 07:44:32 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: jadran2 on May 26, 2010, 07:46:53 pm
mozda se neke fotografije vec i postavljene....
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: dexy on May 30, 2010, 05:10:14 pm
Izgleda da nije PS:

http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2009/07/picture-this-f-18-buzzes-detroit-apartment/


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: trpe grozni on May 31, 2010, 06:52:41 pm
Kako se resava problem klimatizacije vojnih vozila.  ;D ;D ;D

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on June 06, 2010, 03:40:06 pm
Bilo je nekad dobrog vojničkog humora i na brdovitom Balkanu. Simpatični lik vojnika Fiće godinama je krasio zadnju stranicu Fronta.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Trifko on June 06, 2010, 10:10:17 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-evhc67wrU


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: trpe grozni on June 08, 2010, 04:34:50 pm
 :o  ::) :o  Ubicu se  :komp :komp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Tj4_L-9edQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkt1vAX0MRM


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on June 09, 2010, 04:11:42 pm
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Post by: Boro Prodanic on June 09, 2010, 04:12:28 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Brok on June 11, 2010, 03:04:19 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1CUwDtkM8M


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on June 11, 2010, 04:43:23 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: trpe grozni on June 11, 2010, 05:39:03 pm
Obavezno pogledati kako se od lego kockica pravi snajperska puska.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c23_1276166790&p=1


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on June 11, 2010, 05:56:12 pm
Trpe, moj sin je več ljut na tebe, jer sam mu zaplenio LEGO.. ;)


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: trpe grozni on June 12, 2010, 12:20:46 pm
A verovatno ti vec pravis ovu puskicu. ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on June 12, 2010, 05:53:39 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on June 14, 2010, 07:20:14 pm
Snađi se ti sad u prirodi...

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on June 19, 2010, 10:58:00 pm
Malo domaćih šala


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: trpe grozni on June 24, 2010, 06:51:31 pm
Kvalitetna zastitna prekrivka .... cuva.

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Jao sto ste pokvareniiii, mislio sam na mitraljez.  ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Rocker on June 24, 2010, 07:14:20 pm
Mislio si ti Trpe na mitraljez, ali ovo je top! :D


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on June 24, 2010, 07:57:28 pm
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Post by: Boro Prodanic on July 02, 2010, 06:06:54 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Duki on July 06, 2010, 02:20:45 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIehtCNgvrQ
Ne obraćajte pažnju na naslov snimka


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on July 08, 2010, 06:28:48 pm
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Post by: Duki on July 09, 2010, 05:00:27 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on July 12, 2010, 09:24:48 am
Što bi Vlado rekao na ovo? Ovom malom iz Narodne tehnike to ide od ruke.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Vladimir Ivanović on July 12, 2010, 09:36:09 am
Vidim da si i ti poranio jutros. Šta bi ja rekao.

Na vježbi u Kuvajtu došli Ameri, nabildani, naduvani, oholi, skupe uniforme, skupe naočale, Abramsi, Humeri itd. Stetson šeširi.  Abramsi.

Došli Jugovići. Stare tojote, razdrdana auta, male plate itd. M84.

Na svim tenkovima laserski prijemnik koji gasi motor kad je tenk "pogođen".

U Kuvajt sitiju laserski označavač, onaj što ga sad imaju klinci i koji se može sada kupiti za 2 KM kod Kineza, tada je bio oko 12 kuvajtskih dinara ili oko 80 KM. Osvjetliš sa tim močnog Abramsa i on ispada iz igre. Igrali smo se kao ovaj klinac. Sve smo ih "pobili".

Pozdrav

Vlado


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on July 12, 2010, 09:41:10 am
Što ti je tehnika narodu, ma zna sam ja da će ih to skupo koštati.
Ustao sam rano bez cilja i svrhe. Oprao sam jedna vrata i kasnije ću ih izbrusiti. Pa međupremaz i ruka Hempela. Kupio sam i 2 spužvasta valjka.
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on July 12, 2010, 07:05:09 pm
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Post by: trpe grozni on July 13, 2010, 12:26:06 pm
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Budale  ;D ;D ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPRA5dCraOc


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: trpe grozni on July 13, 2010, 04:45:09 pm
Najnovija zastita protiv ozonskih rupa.  ;D ;D

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Milan (longtrip) on July 18, 2010, 09:10:32 pm
Dosao novi general na duznost u tvrdjavu legije stranaca u pustinji. Krenuo vec prvi dan u obilazak tvrdjave i dok je obilazio ugleda mazgu zavezanu za stup. Upita on najblizeg strazara cemu sluzi ta mazga?

- Gospodine generale mazga je za zabavu vojnika! Znate kako je, dugo smo tu bez zena, pa ...

- Pa onda joj sredite malo to mesto, napravite joj nadstresnicu i slicno! naredi general ode dalje.

Nakon mesec dana u pustinji ni general nije mogao vise da izdrzi pa, sta ce - kud ce, odluci da se i on malo zabavi sa mazgom. Naredi strazaru da je drzi, a on obavi posao. Dok se oblacio, olaksan i zadovoljan, upita strazara:

- Reci mi, junace, da li i obicni vojnici to rade ovako kao mi generali?

- Ima razlike, gospodine generale! Obicni vojnici uglavnom zajasu mazgu i odjasu do najblizeg naselja u kome je javna kuca!

NARAVOUCENIJE:

I kad mislis da sve znas, i ako si sef, pitaj i trazi objasnjenje jer tvoja logika ne mora biti uvek ispravna!


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Milan (longtrip) on July 18, 2010, 09:13:31 pm
Partizanska četa napravila zasedu Nemcima u šumi. Prođe jedan sat, Nemaca nema. Prođoše 3 sata, njih još nema. Prođe tako i 6 sati, a od Nemaca ni traga ni glasa. Najednom će komandir: "Što ih ovo nema, da im se nije nešto desilo...?" ;D


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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on July 25, 2010, 06:52:02 pm
Meni izgledaju kao mornari.. .;)

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on August 02, 2010, 05:37:49 pm
Romantika


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on August 02, 2010, 05:40:26 pm
Uvijek isti problem


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on August 02, 2010, 05:42:57 pm
rado viđena


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on August 02, 2010, 05:44:48 pm
Malo Singer ulja


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on August 02, 2010, 05:47:06 pm
Tristač se malo zgužvao


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on August 02, 2010, 05:49:39 pm
Operacija '' Fazan ''


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on August 02, 2010, 05:56:05 pm
Uvik spremna


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on August 02, 2010, 05:58:27 pm
Cilj je otkriven


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on August 02, 2010, 06:00:31 pm
GPS se pokvario


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on August 02, 2010, 06:45:38 pm
Hvala Brodarski!  :klap


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Vladimir Ivanović on August 02, 2010, 07:22:42 pm
Brodarski, da te nema trebalo bi te napraviti.


 :klap :klap :klap :klap

Pozdrav

Vlado


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Milan (longtrip) on August 02, 2010, 09:12:13 pm
Finska vojska tokom šestomesečne obuke


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on August 03, 2010, 04:47:03 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on August 07, 2010, 09:26:17 pm
Ipak ovo spada u vojnički humor.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on August 08, 2010, 07:33:48 am
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Akademija on August 09, 2010, 01:35:00 pm
(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/7/2/633506089284503584-Support-Our-Troops.jpg)


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Post by: Boro Prodanic on August 09, 2010, 05:24:47 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on August 11, 2010, 07:33:50 pm
Novinar CNN pita marinca - snajperista:
Što osječate, kada pogodite na teroriste?
Marinac : trzaj..

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on August 13, 2010, 05:11:46 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Brok on August 21, 2010, 02:41:37 pm
Ovo je pre zanimljivost. :super[attachment=1]


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on August 25, 2010, 06:24:24 pm
Da nam malo živne i ova tema:

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on September 07, 2010, 05:39:18 pm
Bez komentara:

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on September 07, 2010, 05:41:12 pm
Da nije malo prevelika gužva na korzou?

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: trpe grozni on September 20, 2010, 10:59:47 am
100% ludi japanci  :klap :klap :klap

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHcuSaNVkjk


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on September 20, 2010, 07:14:26 pm
Zasto su zene bolji vojnici

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Pera on September 21, 2010, 08:26:24 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GaNnVBWafE


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: trpe grozni on September 24, 2010, 07:33:10 am
I nasi tadasnji vojni novinari su imali smisla za humor.  ;D ;D ;D

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Vladimir Ivanović on October 08, 2010, 05:46:35 pm

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Post by: motorista 57 klasa on October 13, 2010, 01:19:39 pm
Evo i ovih Hevimetalaca
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Post by: jadran2 on October 13, 2010, 01:41:11 pm
6-7 kg sigurno - lako to nositi nije.


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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Trifko on October 17, 2010, 09:17:17 pm
Da li na ovoj fotogrfiji  vh 25 prikazan  prolazak nosača kroz Suecki kanal?


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Post by: Pera on October 18, 2010, 01:50:32 am
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Post by: Boro Prodanic on October 18, 2010, 01:12:32 pm
Da li na ovoj fotogrfiji  vh 25 prikazan  prolazak nosača kroz Suecki kanal?

Ili to, ili je montaža.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: jadran2 on October 18, 2010, 02:33:31 pm
Da li na ovoj fotogrfiji  vh 25 prikazan  prolazak nosača kroz Suecki kanal?

Najvjerojatnije nije montaza..
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Pera on October 19, 2010, 09:38:55 pm
Neznam koga da pitam prvo, da li Vladu, da li Jadrana? Tenk-Krstarica?  ;D ;D ;D
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Vladimir Ivanović on October 19, 2010, 10:35:37 pm
To je poznato vozilo. Kasnijim ukrštanjem i odnosom mama tata od vozila

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kao mame i

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kao tate

nastala jedna verzija tenka koja je korištena jedno vrijeme.
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To su vidjeli u Đuri Đakoviću pa su napravili svoju verziju od
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i onog prethodnog ZSU i napravili poznati mutant dvocjevac

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Tako da su to poznate verzije tenka. Kod ove koju je Pera postavio zapinjali se kupole kad su se vrtjele.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Pera on October 19, 2010, 11:37:34 pm
Bravo Vladimire  :klap


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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Pera on October 23, 2010, 09:45:40 pm
Njima nije bilo smešno...  ;D ;D ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct4wwmK9aOA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJmq67Flj4k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icJOjKwn_7Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTGsDm09SE8


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Pera on October 23, 2010, 09:50:01 pm
Njima nije bilo smešno...  ;D ;D ;D #2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkE-cCJ--Cc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEvSHkkvqwg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoicurmKQkA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7JiaokM46k


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Brok on October 24, 2010, 07:10:39 am
Ovo baš za dizanje morala pred bojevo gađanje.(http://www.mycity.rs/images/smiles/43.gif)

Ovaj treći je izgleda baš loše prošao.


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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Pera on October 24, 2010, 09:34:54 pm
Stručno rukovanje borbenim sredstvima...  ;D ;D ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrdrsZZ8Hn8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDM-3PaWNT4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Px0wErIeJI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK5NmB95aDk


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Pera on October 26, 2010, 11:20:26 pm
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Post by: Pera on November 04, 2010, 06:50:55 pm
Boro, vidi se lepo da je uvek bio bolji desni motor na Mig-u 29 ;)


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Post by: Bozo13 on November 04, 2010, 07:04:03 pm
Birač... ;)

LPB


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Post by: Pera on November 04, 2010, 07:14:40 pm
Birač... ;)

LPB

Ma ne, nisam toliki probirač. Nego se malo šepurim, kako se dobro razumem u avionske motore  ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: tpku_2b on November 04, 2010, 11:09:37 pm
.... od probiraca nema ... mehanicara ;) ja se ne bih bunio ni za levi  8)


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Post by: Pera on November 07, 2010, 10:26:58 pm
Evo malo, da se ne uff..ffati paučina na tt..ttopic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0Of0UngQ1o


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Post by: Pera on November 11, 2010, 01:57:52 pm
Sreća naša, pa kod nas ne praktikujemo deminiranje macom.  ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Pera on November 14, 2010, 12:53:36 pm
Vojna vežba, padobranci skaču iz aviona. Samo jedan vojnik i kapetan ostaju u avionu.

Kapetan: Ajde bre skači, šta čekaš!
Vojnik: Pa ne mogu.
Kapetan: Što?!
Vonjik: Pa kako da Vam objasnim. Smejaćete mi se.
Kapetan: Ajde kaži slobodno.
Vojnik: Sanjao sam sinoć tetku. Rekla mi je da neće da mi se otvori padobran.
Kapetan: Eee, jesi bre sujeveran!

Kreće kratka, ali žučna rasprava o besmislenosti sujeverja. Nekako kapetan ubedi vojnika da zamene padobrane samo da bi obavili skakanje. Skoči vojnik, otvori mu se kupola na njegovo veliko zadovoljstvo, dok pored njega zuknu kapetan: Je*.... tiiii.... teee... tkuuu....!!!



Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Pera on November 17, 2010, 09:42:38 pm
- Šta je to nesrećna ljubav?
- E, to je kad se kornjača zaljubi u vojnički šlem!


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Post by: Pera on November 18, 2010, 04:13:25 pm
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Post by: lovac on November 18, 2010, 07:36:47 pm
Moj Pero, razminiranje macom je jedan od osnovnih načina razminiranja u firmi Booster u Nikšiću. Očigledno je to dobar metod, obzirom da je zastupljen i kod nas, i u svetu (vidi se iz tvoje fotografije).
Jedino je nezgodno što mina ponekad zna i da ''pukne'' kad je razminirač malo nervozniji, pa jače udari .....


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Pera on November 18, 2010, 08:09:47 pm
Moj Pero, razminiranje macom je jedan od osnovnih načina razminiranja u firmi Booster u Nikšiću. Očigledno je to dobar metod, obzirom da je zastupljen i kod nas, i u svetu (vidi se iz tvoje fotografije).
Jedino je nezgodno što mina ponekad zna i da ''pukne'' kad je razminirač malo nervozniji, pa jače udari .....
Bezbednost na prvom mestu.  :super  ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: trpe grozni on November 19, 2010, 04:00:06 pm
Pocetci poletanja sa nosaca aviona.  ;) ;D ;D

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Post by: Pera on November 20, 2010, 06:10:34 pm
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Pivo za marendu  ;D ;D ;D  ništa lepše!
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Post by: Trifko on December 01, 2010, 03:30:13 pm
Stigao regrut u kasarnu i već prvi dan stave ga pred brdo krompira da ga oljušti. On, razočaran, reče: ''Ja sam mislio da je naša armija savemena i da ima mašine za ljuštenje krompira'', a zastavnik mu odgovara: ''Naravno, ti si najnoviji model...''


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on December 02, 2010, 08:20:21 am
Nova maskirna shema, samo neznam za koje okruženje  ;D

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Post by: madmitch on December 02, 2010, 09:13:40 am
Nova maskirna shema, samo neznam za koje okruženje  ;D

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Odbrana San Francisca?  :angel:


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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Duki on December 07, 2010, 12:21:54 am
Vojnički humor u vidu muzike  :super
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XcQgotDAdc


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Post by: Boro Prodanic on December 10, 2010, 07:06:45 pm
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Post by: Boro Prodanic on December 12, 2010, 09:07:03 pm
Bravo Vlado!

Sad se vidi zašto je uvek bila veća konkurencija za Mornaricu... A i zašto su devojke više volele mornare.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Vladimir Ivanović on December 12, 2010, 09:11:16 pm
Pa ne znam gdje je problem. Na obe slike su vojnici u vodi.  ;D ;D


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Duki on December 18, 2010, 12:16:15 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85FxLsHU8us  :super


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Post by: Boro Prodanic on December 18, 2010, 02:35:56 pm
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Post by: motorista 57 klasa on December 21, 2010, 12:10:57 pm
Bravo Vlado!

Sad se vidi zašto je uvek bila veća konkurencija za Mornaricu... A i zašto su devojke više volele mornare.
Ipak ja nisam bio lud što sam tražio da služim u mormarici iako je bila tada duža za tri meseca od ostale vojske.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: trpe grozni on December 21, 2010, 02:53:45 pm
Pravi vojnicki raskid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJUuEI3FL_k


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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: švercer011 on December 24, 2010, 12:48:20 am
Kakvi manijaci  :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3rBDe-17Ts


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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on December 28, 2010, 01:01:08 pm
Znam da je iz filma, ali ipak..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-hVo1Hdk2Y


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: madmitch on December 28, 2010, 05:36:12 pm
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Post by: Bozo13 on January 05, 2011, 07:45:46 pm
Kapetan objašnjava vojnicima pojam asocijacije ...
Uzme iz džepa maramicu i počne mahati s njom ...
Kapetan: 'Ivice! Na šta ti pomisliš, kad ja mašem maramicom?'
Ivica: 'Na rastanak, druže kapetane. Mama mi maše maramicom, a ja
odlazim...
ja se opraštam ...'
Kapetan: 'Odlično! Asocijacija je rastanak ... Stevo, a na šta ti
pomisliš, kad ja mašem maramicom?'
Stevo: 'Na ples, druže naredniče. Mi plešemo kolo, izvadimo maramice i
mašemo njima ...'
Kapetan: 'Odlično! U tom je slučaju asocijacija ples. Zlajo, na šta ti
pomisliš, kad ja mašem maramicom?'
Zlajo: 'Na pi*ku, druže kapetane!'
Kapetan: 'Pa kako možes da pomisliš na pi*ku, kad ja mašem
maramicom!??!!'
Zlajo: 'Druže kapetane, ja non-stop mislim na pi*ku, maho ti maramicom
il' ne maho!


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Ja bih,ako moze,dobrovoljmo dosluzio barem 30 dana,naravno T-shirts su u pitanju!


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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on February 20, 2011, 05:26:45 pm
Na sreču je manevarska municija u pitanju..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X21S0estDI


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Pera on February 20, 2011, 11:45:46 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xnic5QYaLQ


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Pera on February 20, 2011, 11:50:50 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5aWAW2hea4


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Brok on February 20, 2011, 11:55:44 pm
Ovo dva klipa su pre zanimljivosti nego humor.

Lepo izvedeno, na prvom klipu, silazak tenka sa vučnog voza bez voazača. :klap


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Post by: pvanja on March 01, 2011, 05:05:46 pm
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Post by: trpe grozni on March 07, 2011, 09:23:33 pm
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Post by: leut on March 14, 2011, 12:25:51 am
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Post by: Bozo13 on March 18, 2011, 02:09:35 am
Kad se komandir naljuti na vozača.. Broker ;)
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Post by: Bozo13 on March 27, 2011, 08:38:32 pm


(https://www.paluba.info/smf/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=315.0;attach=292324;image)

A de ti je cev, frajeru? ;D


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Pera on March 27, 2011, 08:48:30 pm
Haha, ovo nisam primetio  ;D


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Post by: Brok on March 29, 2011, 10:37:24 am
Nekoliko, uglavnom tragikomičnih, sličica o Libiji

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Greška, prva je iz Avganistana, u Libiju se nisu spustili.


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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Vladimir Ivanović on April 07, 2011, 06:41:45 pm
Kad si već stavio ovu sliku smrznutog aviona da malo objasnim detalje oko ispitivanja tehnike na klimomehaničke uticaje. Radio sam dosta i na tome. Ovakva slika koju si postavio bila je česta u VOC-u u Žarkovu. Bio sam tamo nekoliko puta.

Svi su se uređaji ispitivali po JUS. N.A.700 do JUS. N.A.730. Ti su standardi imali verziju u JNA koji su se zvali SNO 760 ( koliko me pamćenje služi) Standatd narodne odbrane, koji je kasanije preimenovan u JAS, jugoslovenski armijski standard. Bila je i verzija standarda ta ispitivanja vazduhoplovne opreme, ali se ne sjećam oznake standarda.

Da samo navedem neke od ispitivanja koja su se sprovodila na SVOJ avioopremi koja se ugrađivala u domaće avione.

Mora da radi na -55 stepeni celzijusa, a da izdrži -70 celzijusa.
Mora da radi na 105 stepeni celzijusa sa 100% vlagom.
Mora da radi na gravitaciji 9g, a da izdrži gravitaciju 13g
Mora da radi na naponima od 22 do 36 volti.
Svi električni uređaji u avionu moraju da izdrže naponski udar od 56 volti u trajanju od sekunde.
Mora da izdrži vibracije u opsegu od 55 Hz do 20000 Hz sa amplitudom (koliko se sjećam, u ovo nisam siguran) od 5 mm. Na ovim vibracijama otpada sve što bi moglo da otpadne.
Mora da izdrži prevrtanja i pad sa jednog metra na čohanu podlogu, i pri tom izdrži udar od 25g.
I najgora.
Mora da radi na potpritisku 0,1 atmosfera u vlazi 100% i temperaturi 100 stepeni. Ovo smo zvali kuvanje. Na ovom vakumu pucaju varovi, čelik i aluminij. Vazdušni mjehurići pronalaze najsitnije rupice u strukturi materijala i probijaju se kroz uređaj. Takvi mjehurići bukvalno naprave eksploziju uređaja koji je na ovakvom ispitivanju.

I da ne zaboravim. Svi naponski izlazi, signali i naponski morali su da izdrže bez oštećenja kratki spoj. Po otkanjanju kratkog spoja uređaj mora da ispravno radi.

Nekad bilo. Nema više.

Opremu koja je tako ispitivana uništena je nedavno u Libiji.

Pozdrav

Vlado


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: vathra on April 07, 2011, 06:52:54 pm
Владо,
да ли је постојао овакав фрижидер код нас за тестирање тенка, и да ли је постојао отвор за пуцање из њега?
Јако давно сам слушао причу о таквом тестирању, укљ. и тестирање потпорних точкова на ниским температурама.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on April 07, 2011, 06:59:48 pm
Mnogo hvala na objašnjenjima Vlado! :super


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on April 07, 2011, 08:41:42 pm
Na jednoj taskvoj komori, i ja sam radio neke testove. Od -50 do +70 ooprema mora da radi, a izdrži od -90 do +100. Ali to se ne može ni od blizu da meri sa testiranjima po JAS.

Svaka čast opremi, koja izdrži takvu torturu. Sada je jasno, zašto su komponente po MIL standardima toliko skuplje.

LPB


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: madmitch on April 08, 2011, 01:42:15 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: motorista 57 klasa on April 15, 2011, 04:09:54 pm
da li je ovo bilo postavljeno?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePi4dieDS8Y


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: motorista 57 klasa on April 15, 2011, 04:12:36 pm
a i ovo nije loše:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR0lWICH3rY


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on April 15, 2011, 04:13:32 pm
Mislim da su obe več bile, ali svaka čast. Ova druga me uvek nasmeje.

LPB


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: motorista 57 klasa on April 15, 2011, 04:35:09 pm
Mislim da su obe več bile, ali svaka čast. Ova druga me uvek nasmeje.

LPB

i i ovo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdxfyEZrJ5s


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on April 16, 2011, 07:38:46 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: rotring on April 22, 2011, 11:54:37 pm
Jeli Boro da li znas ciji su ovo jednojajcani blizanci  :super
Da nisu od majke Copy a od oca Paste.... :zid


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on April 23, 2011, 08:06:26 am
Ne znam Rotring, a meni i ne izgledaju isto. Čak i da jeste copy/paste, sliku sam skinuo sa Interneta a ne pravio... ;D


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Vladimir Ivanović on April 23, 2011, 11:43:47 am
Ovo su jednojajčani blizanci.

Molim moderatore da uklone sliku nakon nekog vremena, ili da pokriju "određene" dijelove slike.

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: dexy on April 23, 2011, 01:51:33 pm
Pokrio određene delove slike ;D

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: rotring on April 24, 2011, 02:02:55 am
 :klap :klap :klap ;D Vlada i dexy me rasplakase... ;D


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Post by: Boro Prodanic on April 24, 2011, 09:59:56 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: MORNAR on April 26, 2011, 08:45:39 am
Predlažem, da se ovog sa poslednje slike postavi za maskotu sajta Paluba.info.!! :super


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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Rade on April 27, 2011, 04:41:42 pm
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Post by: Boro Prodanic on April 29, 2011, 03:42:31 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on May 05, 2011, 03:39:16 pm
Korektura MB vatre:

1)Ličanska
Na komandu 200 m levo, Mane uprti i nosi 200 m levo.

2)Hercegovačka
Na komandu 200 m levo, Milutin pokušava da se seti šta je levo.

3)Šumadiska
Na komandu 200 m levo, Žika odokativno pomeri spravu,opali koju i pita "jel sad dobro".

4)Lalinska
Na komandu 200 m levo, Mića prvo odreže šnit slaninice, pa kada pojede proračuna, pa za desetak minuta nabode i u oko ako treba.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: pvanja on May 15, 2011, 10:16:02 pm
Kada Ruje malo preteraju :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZThYjiUJ8w


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Brok on May 16, 2011, 05:48:16 am
Ne verujem da su ovo slučajno uradili.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: SHOOTER on May 16, 2011, 07:18:39 am
Video sam ovo i pre neki dan - moze li neko da mi objasni sta je ovo bilo? Meni lici da eksplozija nije bas kontrolirana...ja ne mogu da shvatim kako onaj vojnik ko je bacio eksploziv nije povredjen... Lepo se vidi da delovi lete na sve strane
Video dam nekoliko puta slicne vezbovne situacija u zivo gde je eksplozija fokusirana na mali deo autobusa (prozor, vrata) ali nikad nisam video da nestane pola autobusa... zar ne bi vakva eksplozija povredila taoce unutar autobusa?


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Brok on May 16, 2011, 08:52:35 am
Mislim da je kontrolisana, u protivnom ne bi preživeo ni vozač (on je sigurno bio u mini busu) a ni ovaj koji udara.

Nemam trenutno veći monitor ali koliko sam uspeo da vidim da je mlaz eksplozije usmeren, sa namernom najverovatnije, od sredine ka kraju vozila tako da je vozač bio siguran.

A da je preterano, nego šta je. Posle ovakog šoka nema potrebe ni da vezuješ lice. :)




Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: trpe grozni on May 16, 2011, 01:57:29 pm
Ovo je jedinica beloruskog OMON-a, nisu rusi.
Verovatno je bilo nesto vise eksploziva na tabli, ili je lose rasporedjen, pa je nastalo stra**. ;D ;D


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Rocker on May 16, 2011, 02:43:59 pm
Nešto mi je verovatnija varijanta da su imali više sreće nego pameti. Pogledajte šta je ostalo od jadnog busa, rascvetao se kao konzerva, potpuno uništena karoserija. ;D


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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: rotring on May 21, 2011, 10:45:56 am
... ;D


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: bizmark on May 22, 2011, 03:30:58 pm
Слике преузете са сајта www.vukajlija.com


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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Brok on June 25, 2011, 10:14:13 pm
Nova ruska tehnika :)

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: rotring on July 08, 2011, 10:42:22 pm
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Evo jos malo jednojajcanih.... ;D


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: rotring on July 08, 2011, 10:43:56 pm
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Za druga Peru gerila gerila gerila...... ;)


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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Pera on July 19, 2011, 04:28:17 am
Video nije smešan, ali komentar za njega je pobedio... :super

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj75U7TkBBY

''Pfff! I can do that with my peugeot...''




Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: rotring on July 19, 2011, 05:55:57 pm
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Topla braca finska....


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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Morskoprase on July 21, 2011, 08:39:13 pm
Jel to na slici vh15 neki test odvažnosti?? ??? Znaći ricinusovo ulje? ;D Ili reklama za neki crveni Bull?


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on July 21, 2011, 08:45:30 pm
Jel to na slici vh15 neki test odvažnosti?? ??? Znaći ricinusovo ulje? ;D Ili reklama za neki crveni Bull?

Mislim da je obično pivo.


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Post by: rotring on July 24, 2011, 08:05:37 pm
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Ako je udaris kako treba bomba nece eksplodirati ;D


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: lovac on July 24, 2011, 08:38:51 pm
Ova poslednja slika pomalo liči na ''stručnjake'' i CG firme Booster. Oni su na ovakav način vadili TNT iz mornaričkih mina - radili su to dosta dugo dok jedan nije nastradao!


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: MOTORISTA on July 24, 2011, 10:59:56 pm
A mene potseća na ovaj crtać:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1xqrdtJs8w


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Pera on July 24, 2011, 11:19:48 pm
Ruski rulet sa minom. Šta da se radi kad ljudi ostali bez džebane. (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/frech/h010.gif)



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Post by: Bozo13 on August 01, 2011, 12:41:09 pm
Štrunfovi... ;D

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Post by: brodarski on August 09, 2011, 08:16:47 pm
Snađi se.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on August 15, 2011, 01:37:41 pm
Dobar štof.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on August 15, 2011, 01:41:06 pm
Cakan je.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: rotring on August 15, 2011, 04:23:32 pm
Ti...jeste ti! Cucni dole da ti izvucem usi! Nisi zakopcao dugme na bluzi! ;D ;D ;D


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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: nbns on August 20, 2011, 11:23:15 am
hahah ova poslednja je dobra ;)


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: trpe grozni on August 20, 2011, 11:48:36 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzZ0bE6-mbI


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Post by: madmitch on August 23, 2011, 10:04:30 am
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Post by: pvanja on August 24, 2011, 06:31:03 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQsXPsdC_nU


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: nbns on August 24, 2011, 09:13:04 am
Dobar je klip ;)


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Post by: bizmark on August 28, 2011, 04:23:31 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Trifko on September 02, 2011, 08:16:28 pm
Ovim mašinama neznam kakobi dao ime izgledaju kao da su ukršteni Bojni brod i Tenka ,  pa ću ih nazvati Bojni Tenk  ;D


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Post by: Boro Prodanic on September 09, 2011, 06:47:33 am
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Post by: Boro Prodanic on September 23, 2011, 06:58:30 am
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Post by: Pera on October 04, 2011, 04:55:52 pm
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Post by: Boro Prodanic on October 05, 2011, 06:51:00 am
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Post by: Trifko on October 06, 2011, 10:36:25 pm
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Post by: Bozo13 on October 07, 2011, 03:05:16 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: lovac on October 07, 2011, 05:43:04 pm
Ovo sa strelom - mora da je pripadnik oružanih snaga Prelazne vlade Libije. A ovaj lanser je sigurno jedan od onih 10 000, koji su nestali iz libijskih vojnih skladišta.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on October 07, 2011, 07:35:10 pm
Znači samo još 9 999 jih ima USA na brigi ;)


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Post by: kanader41 on October 08, 2011, 02:07:02 pm
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Post by: kanader41 on October 08, 2011, 03:31:10 pm
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Post by: kanader41 on October 08, 2011, 03:44:07 pm
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Post by: Bozo13 on October 13, 2011, 12:58:41 pm
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Post by: Kuzma® on October 13, 2011, 01:10:54 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: rotring on October 13, 2011, 01:21:01 pm
Jao ima i lisice.... :nervoza
 ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on October 13, 2011, 01:46:18 pm
Nije problem u lisicama... Problem je u tome, da ako te napadne, ne može ti skočiti za vrat.. pa onda misli gde te uhvati .. ;)


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: rotring on October 13, 2011, 02:11:12 pm
Nije problem u lisicama... Problem je u tome, da ako te napadne, ne može ti skočiti za vrat.. pa onda misli gde te uhvati .. ;)

 :-X .....za ....koleno? ;D


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on October 13, 2011, 02:24:10 pm
Ipak skače malo više... ;D


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: rotring on October 13, 2011, 02:34:09 pm
Ipak skače malo više... ;D

Ma mali je pravi komandos.....vidi mu se u ocima ;)


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: jadran2 on October 13, 2011, 02:54:37 pm
nije šala - СПЕЦНАЗ


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: rotring on October 13, 2011, 02:57:50 pm
nije šala - СПЕЦНАЗ

Znaci reaguje na vodku ;)


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: jadran2 on October 13, 2011, 04:17:32 pm
Ne pije vodu.


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Post by: Pera on October 13, 2011, 05:33:52 pm
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Post by: Pera on October 13, 2011, 05:43:15 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: rotring on October 13, 2011, 08:54:26 pm
Pero druze di je vadicep na ovom svajcarskom tenku? ;)


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Pera on October 13, 2011, 08:56:51 pm
Pero druze di je vadicep na ovom svajcarskom tenku? ;)

Za to čika ima mali nož ;) ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: rotring on October 13, 2011, 09:02:30 pm
Pero druze di je vadicep na ovom svajcarskom tenku? ;)

Za to čika ima mali nož ;) ;D ;D ;D

Kad ce da zako*emo jednu po jednu? ;)


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Post by: Boro Prodanic on October 18, 2011, 06:46:20 am
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: madmitch on October 18, 2011, 08:08:58 am
Vezista?


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Post by: Pera on October 18, 2011, 06:00:54 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: madmitch on October 24, 2011, 02:17:47 pm
Još ovo sredimo i idem na plažu.  8)

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Post by: Boro Prodanic on November 01, 2011, 01:01:28 pm
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Post by: Boro Prodanic on December 13, 2011, 06:54:50 am
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: švercer011 on December 24, 2011, 07:49:51 am
Ovaj na slici vh 11.jpg  nema cak ni cev  ;D


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on December 24, 2011, 08:00:03 am
Ovaj na slici vh 11.jpg  nema cak ni cev  ;D

Zato i jeste o ovom topiku. :)


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: madmitch on December 24, 2011, 08:06:44 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDpuNrA55-A


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Solaris on December 24, 2011, 08:29:23 am
Pa ovo je pukla ručka na granati, dobro su prošli, a i zapovjednik je bio smiren.

 :o


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: ORIĆAREB on December 24, 2011, 08:42:26 am
Svaka mu čast, bilo je zaj... :rtfm.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: MOTORISTA on December 24, 2011, 10:32:56 am
Dooobro su prošli. Komandiru svaka čast na reakciji.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: kilezr on December 24, 2011, 07:14:40 pm

  Dešavalo se i kod nas u " X " primera. Mi smo za razliku od njih bacali bombe  iz zaklona,  pa je doduše, bilo lakše odraditi " Zaštitni " deo ovog klipa.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: micha on December 24, 2011, 09:55:35 pm

  ,, Nije svejedno'' - Nectar family


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: nbns on December 25, 2011, 10:24:38 am
Klasika :)



Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: kumbor on December 25, 2011, 10:41:50 am
Šenluk, šenluk!


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: nbns on December 25, 2011, 11:42:53 am
mozda nije bas za humor ali ...



Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Љуба on December 25, 2011, 11:53:11 am
mozda nije bas za humor ali ...


Да, ово није хумор.
Ово је презентација флексибилности носног конуса, који се неће оштетити, па и ако се авион распадне.
 (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/a234.gif)


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: nbns on December 25, 2011, 12:15:10 pm
Hahahahahhah...


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on December 29, 2011, 06:59:06 am
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: maxo on January 15, 2012, 06:15:32 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQDc9soStU0

Vojska Kolumbije


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: maxo on January 15, 2012, 06:19:20 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2pW0EogoFM


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Vladimir Ivanović on January 15, 2012, 06:36:38 am
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Post by: Trifko on January 18, 2012, 05:35:49 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on January 20, 2012, 06:34:45 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRFaMHhwjlI


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on January 24, 2012, 09:57:53 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGab9_1xF-U


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Post by: Boro Prodanic on January 30, 2012, 03:18:09 pm
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Post by: barbakan on February 03, 2012, 11:29:32 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: nbns on April 13, 2012, 02:06:24 pm
 ;D Neki bi rekli... Covek je pandur :D



Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Kuzma® on April 13, 2012, 02:13:13 pm
Ovaj major u maskirnoj uniformi (na prvoj fotofrafiji iz prethodnog posta)je od Sretenja unapredjen u cin potpukovnika. Inace smo klasici iz SVS KoV.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: nbns on April 13, 2012, 03:39:58 pm
jedna fotka na dobrom mestu i jedan cin vise :)


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Kuzma® on April 13, 2012, 04:34:43 pm
Pa i nije bas. Cuo sam od drugih klasica da je bas zasluzio svojim radom.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: nbns on April 13, 2012, 05:22:52 pm
Sala mala


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on April 26, 2012, 01:55:28 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: madmitch on April 27, 2012, 09:06:51 am
Samo zbog malog topa dajem ovamo.

Američka artiljerija za napad na manje zemlje. Da napadnu Sloveniju i njezine zalihe piva, ovo ne bi dobro završilo za njih.  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tiTdwNILl4


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: kilezr on April 27, 2012, 06:53:05 pm

 Ha!? Da ih vidim kako dejstvuju na utvrđene položaje ( limenke) !?


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: madmitch on April 27, 2012, 06:55:58 pm
Razvali i ubije je iz prve.  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEvlNDczJ2g


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Wewerac on April 27, 2012, 07:24:13 pm
ne znam da li je ovo bilo :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPcfp5ppGnk


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: kilezr on April 28, 2012, 03:49:38 pm

 Au, sunca mu! Ode limenka! No, nije neka šteta pošto je Kola!


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: ssekir75 on April 28, 2012, 06:51:10 pm
wewerac, nista cudno ni neobicno. odradila je samo kapisla ali nije osnovno punjenje. ne znam ima li ovde neko strucan, ali mislim da se upaljac nije ni armirao.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: lovac on April 28, 2012, 08:38:19 pm
Nije stvar u granati - zakazala je! Upaljač se nije ni armirao!
Nego ovaj brko koji rukuje sa njom, je mnogo smešan, vidi se da nema baš veliko vojničko iskustvo - kao da mu je ovo prvo gađanje u životu iz minobacača.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Solaris on April 28, 2012, 08:55:53 pm
Možda trema od kamere, ne volidu svi kad ih snimaju.
Iskreno, da ovo doživim i ja bi ovako zbrisa, a onda je lako kasnije analizirati.

Hm, a da je pukla ? Nebi ovo ni gledali.

poz.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on May 07, 2012, 02:28:11 pm
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Post by: Boro Prodanic on May 07, 2012, 02:29:14 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: ssekir75 on May 17, 2012, 07:43:58 pm
pa ovakvim necim smo i mi mogli da se pohvalimo... 18102 2003. :zid


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: momo PT61 on May 20, 2012, 10:05:27 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Vladimir Ivanović on May 27, 2012, 09:19:31 pm
Pismenost im nije jača strana. Nisu bili tu kad se učila ćirilica. БОМБАРДОВАНЈУ

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Nađoh i ovu sliku na http://www.mod.gov.rs/PHPFotogalerija/galerija/prikaz_slike_cir.php?id_fotogalerije=1004&rb_slike=0#

http://www.mod.gov.rs/PHPFotogalerija/galerija/arhiva/_MG_4677.JPG

Šutanovac zna šta piše. Slika je preuzeta sa sajta Ministarstva odbrane Srbije.

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: nbns on May 28, 2012, 08:24:47 am
Bruka


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: lovac on May 28, 2012, 02:20:01 pm
Ma nije to bruka.
To je naša elita, koja nas vodi u svetlu budućnost!


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Vladimir Ivanović on May 31, 2012, 07:47:46 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySwiuGIrZ50


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Solaris on May 31, 2012, 08:53:12 pm


Opuštanje smanjuje stres.  ;D


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Post by: Boro Prodanic on June 05, 2012, 05:16:07 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on July 23, 2012, 07:31:15 am
http://www.vijesti.me/caffe/koliko-vojnika-staje-kamion-video-83733


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on July 24, 2012, 06:49:26 am
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: oblacno on July 25, 2012, 02:57:08 pm
hahahha ima predobrih slika hahahhaa


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on July 27, 2012, 10:16:14 am
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: madmitch on July 28, 2012, 08:04:10 am
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on August 02, 2012, 07:10:44 am
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Vladimir Ivanović on August 03, 2012, 02:12:06 pm
Može li neko da ih izbroji.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjFAQ50q8Fs

Unzipping Russians.rar, please wait....

как в армии ездят в баню
Украина, Крым, город Севастополь, в/ч 20205 "школа водолазов" Русские моряки...


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on August 03, 2012, 02:25:34 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IseR-o0BFD0


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: madmitch on August 05, 2012, 03:02:10 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: nbns on August 05, 2012, 04:37:31 pm
desni je bolje pao


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: madmitch on August 18, 2012, 01:37:39 pm
Ajde, nađite si sobu, momci.

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on August 20, 2012, 10:58:15 pm
Sad znamo, tko nam je ofarbao T55 u pink... ;D


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on August 27, 2012, 01:59:01 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: lovac on August 28, 2012, 02:47:15 pm
Mnogo jak momak ovaj sa macom

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mv-V5wY5GoI


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on September 03, 2012, 02:25:48 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: lovac on September 03, 2012, 02:33:03 pm
Vidi se da ova cura, na poslednjoj slici, ne drži prvi putu pušku u rukama i zna pucati, jer je zaista pravilno zauzela ležeći stav za pucanje.

Jedino - uniforma joj nije prikladna za pucanje ...


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Pera on September 03, 2012, 08:49:36 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on September 11, 2012, 11:15:45 am
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Palubarac on September 12, 2012, 11:14:13 am
Slika pod vh04.jpg  je i zbilja u bivsem SSSR-u tako nekako i zamisljena da radi (dobro ne bas tako).
Kako bese ono, svako putnicko vozilo Volga je moglo da tegli/vuce haubicu od oko 70-ak mm... verovatno je i Lada bila zaduzena da vuce nesto, verovatno manjeg kalibra.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: MOTORISTA on September 12, 2012, 11:34:42 am
Moskvič 1500 je bio zadužen za laku artiljeriju.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Palubarac on September 12, 2012, 11:43:33 am
Tacno tako, na njega sam zaboravio, a imao sam jedno vreme, sredinom 80-ih, Moskvica SL 1500. :)
SL je oznaka za specijal. :laugh:
A kako bese sto se tice putnickih vozila ZIL-ova. Verujem da su i oni mogli da vuku svasta. :)


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Post by: Boro Prodanic on September 18, 2012, 07:09:10 am
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Post by: Boro Prodanic on October 02, 2012, 07:08:27 am
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: nbns on October 07, 2012, 07:22:29 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhHufV9g4k4


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: trpe grozni on October 08, 2012, 06:47:05 am
Lose lansiranje rakete iz S-300 sistema.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4XvKQ1sAzM


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: lovac on October 08, 2012, 12:36:10 pm
Ovaj isti video je postavljen za raketni sistem SA-10.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Wewerac on October 08, 2012, 12:53:55 pm
The S-300 (NATO reporting name SA-10) ;)


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: pvanja on October 08, 2012, 01:27:15 pm
Da ja sam ovo postavio na temi o SA-10 (https://www.paluba.info/smf/index.php?topic=18568.0).

Originalni snimak je postavljen na Liveleak-u.

U objasnjenju stoji da se problem javio jer je koriscena raketa koja je bila starija od 10 godina koliko proizvodjac garantuje za njenu ispravnost.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on October 19, 2012, 10:23:45 am
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: pvanja on October 29, 2012, 09:54:09 am
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2da_1351354462


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Pera on October 30, 2012, 02:35:34 am
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Post by: Pera on October 30, 2012, 04:11:00 am
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Kuzma® on October 30, 2012, 08:15:43 am
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Ekstra dobro maskiran  ;D


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Vladimir Ivanović on October 30, 2012, 09:17:33 am
Ekstra maskirani tenk bi lagano mogao upaliti motor ako otvori pregradu između borbenog i motornog odeljenja, i demaskirati se. Uz uslov da je podloga čvrsta. Ako je blatnjava ili mekana, onda  ??? ??? ???

U tenku je znalo biti pola metra vode, ali pali iz prve.

Pozdrav

Vlado


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on October 30, 2012, 10:23:18 am
Pravilo službe naređuje da tenkovi ne smeju biti preblizu jedni drugima.. pa ima dobrovoljaca da pomogne dami u razumevanju PS.. ;)


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on October 31, 2012, 03:36:58 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on November 01, 2012, 08:02:17 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2uBmQRgSB8


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Pera on November 07, 2012, 12:47:04 pm
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Post by: Boro Prodanic on November 12, 2012, 07:44:48 am
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Duki on November 13, 2012, 06:53:23 pm
Neki momci što sam ih slučajno našao na YT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kN1o8QQkoI


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Isoroku Jamamoto on November 14, 2012, 03:18:18 am
Evo mao i od mene:
http://youtu.be/iPcfp5ppGnk

http://youtu.be/TiBCQtDmQNI
inace ima li neko da moze da prevede komentare iz pozadine na ovom drugom klipu jako me interesuje da saznam o cemu pricaju likovi iz kancelarije.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: MOTORISTA on November 29, 2012, 10:10:45 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTpMeE5j4AA


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: jadran2 on November 29, 2012, 11:31:31 am
Evo mao i od mene:
http://youtu.be/iPcfp5ppGnk

http://youtu.be/TiBCQtDmQNI
inace ima li neko da moze da prevede komentare iz pozadine na ovom drugom klipu jako me interesuje da saznam o cemu pricaju likovi iz kancelarije.

Ova dva lika komentiraju vojnicku ideju istovara pijeska iz kipera u kartonske kutije u smislu zasto nisu priblizili kutije kiperu, oj vidi kako poravnava kutije bas po vojnicki, sto ce onda biti s kutijama - hoce li ih pomicati i kako kada ih napune - i naravno - sve popraceno smijehom.......... :D :D :D


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on December 02, 2012, 08:08:04 am
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Post by: Boro Prodanic on December 08, 2012, 09:15:26 am
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Post by: vitez koja on December 08, 2012, 05:21:17 pm
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Boro, a gde je municija za topce?!!!


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Kuzma® on December 08, 2012, 05:47:55 pm
Ja mislim da je municija za topce prethodno poslata balistickom putanjom.


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Post by: Boro Prodanic on December 08, 2012, 08:52:29 pm
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Boro, a gde je municija za topce?!!!

Nosi je pomoćnik nišandžije. :)


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Post by: Boro Prodanic on December 13, 2012, 08:22:06 am
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Post by: motorista 57 klasa on December 15, 2012, 06:33:17 am
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Post by: Boro Prodanic on December 16, 2012, 08:27:02 am
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: ssekir75 on December 16, 2012, 02:05:23 pm
ovaj svaba je dobar ;D tenkovi mislim da su fotosop


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Post by: Boro Prodanic on December 23, 2012, 07:52:48 am
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Post by: Boro Prodanic on December 31, 2012, 07:53:31 am
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on January 02, 2013, 09:17:04 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z_uNpUu1_o


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: leut on January 11, 2013, 06:55:09 pm
S neta...

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Post by: Boro Prodanic on January 13, 2013, 09:25:52 am
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on January 18, 2013, 03:24:28 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGiWc91nU18


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on January 24, 2013, 08:09:52 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01NBUiA3Tjs


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Post by: Boro Prodanic on January 25, 2013, 08:31:13 am
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Post by: Boro Prodanic on February 12, 2013, 08:46:24 am
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Post by: Boro Prodanic on February 21, 2013, 03:55:51 pm
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Post by: duje on February 21, 2013, 05:09:28 pm
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Na gornjoj slici su 100% pitomci. Jedino oni su znali tako lijepo spavat za vrijeme predavanja! :)


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: ssekir75 on February 21, 2013, 10:50:58 pm
mora da je u pitanju predmet (s)moral vojske ;D


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on February 23, 2013, 06:12:04 pm
Šetanje po dasci na "tenkovski" način
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Jester on March 04, 2013, 12:27:58 pm
Harlem shake ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hpEnLtqUDg


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on March 07, 2013, 07:40:59 am
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Post by: Boro Prodanic on April 05, 2013, 02:56:45 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: ssekir75 on April 07, 2013, 09:39:08 pm
само тако мајсторееее! ;D


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: brodarski on April 07, 2013, 09:51:57 pm
Ovo je s naprednog tečaja za poslužitelje.


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Post by: Boro Prodanic on April 12, 2013, 07:56:32 am
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: duje on April 12, 2013, 02:35:51 pm
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Post by: Trifko on April 14, 2013, 10:10:12 pm
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 :super :super :super


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Solaris on April 14, 2013, 10:12:23 pm
Dobar  :klap


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Post by: Milan (longtrip) on April 21, 2013, 03:55:42 pm
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Post by: Boro Prodanic on April 25, 2013, 03:26:02 pm
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Post by: Trifko on May 16, 2013, 04:44:13 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Duki on May 20, 2013, 08:22:27 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTu0maRZumw


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Jester on May 22, 2013, 11:03:50 am
Kakav Trash  ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvEDSI1nf3E


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: wermez on May 22, 2013, 11:35:44 am
Ver ar d Stingr misajls?


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: leut on May 27, 2013, 10:48:50 pm
Ovo sam dobio danas na PM od jednog člana. Zarazna pjesmica, možda i nije za ovu temu, ali nisam znao gdje sa njom. Ujedno, prilika da poćirimo s čime raspolaže vojska Ruande.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlmqcmMySEs


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Milan (longtrip) on June 14, 2013, 06:20:34 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9ByJHW_EMQ


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on June 20, 2013, 07:56:29 am
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Post by: Boro Prodanic on July 19, 2013, 07:02:03 am
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Post by: Boro Prodanic on August 14, 2013, 05:57:34 pm
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Post by: Boro Prodanic on August 31, 2013, 06:47:55 am
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Post by: Boro Prodanic on September 04, 2013, 06:27:23 am
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: pvanja on October 10, 2013, 05:56:36 pm
Ruski podmornicari

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=144_1381299204


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on October 16, 2013, 06:50:47 am
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on October 18, 2013, 08:53:27 am
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Ali ozbilno pitanje, koji je to MB 120 mm bio?


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: MOTORISTA on October 18, 2013, 09:22:01 am
Liči na Sovjetski 120mm M43.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on October 18, 2013, 10:06:21 am
To da, ali na kojem vozilu? Mislim da nije klasična vučna varijanta..


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on October 21, 2013, 12:50:02 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: MOTORISTA on October 21, 2013, 03:03:48 pm
To da, ali na kojem vozilu? Mislim da nije klasična vučna varijanta..

Ne liči mi na nešto što su pacovi u stanju da sklepaju, ali ne mogu da nađem jeli ovo čudo bilo montirano na neko vozilo.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on October 24, 2013, 01:40:37 pm
Vredi pogledati, ne vidim neki štos ili prevaru, ali izgleda neverovatno: ruski vojnik radi sklekove bez ruku:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28IsGFwaHkU


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on October 29, 2013, 01:59:28 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on November 08, 2013, 09:33:58 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZbBPIM15xo


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Karlo on November 13, 2013, 10:27:03 pm
Da nije ovaj nama pozajmio propeler za Heroja.Ovaj može sve sam.Njemu netreba ni njegova a bogami ni posada remorkera.Mislim da ga je najviše naljutilo što je hteo da mu uđe u "teritorijalne vode".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrKHLQMA_5U



Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on November 18, 2013, 02:55:28 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Brok on November 18, 2013, 05:36:52 pm
Uh, ova zadnja slika, mora da su pripadnici neke spec. jedinice na selekcionoj obuci i naravno neizostavnom drilu.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on November 28, 2013, 11:46:27 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz8gcKpAktA


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on November 29, 2013, 07:55:37 am
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on December 13, 2013, 08:07:32 am
Lepa ruska novinarka Vera Kirijenko poželela je pred kamerama da se okuša u vojnim veštinama, a postala je zvezda društvenih mreža kada je na surov način utvrdila da za to baš "nema štofa".

Kirijenkova se prvo zapanjila bukom koju stvara automatska puška, pa je posle prvog metka, na poligonu nastavila da puca zatvorenih očiju ili okrenute glave. Njenim mukama tu nije bio kraj, jer je ubrzo shvatila i to da je plaši repetiranje.

Ceo eksperiment završen je uz mnogo, mnogo suza...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0EPEyAyFXM


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: ssekir75 on December 13, 2013, 09:13:55 am
e slatko sam se nasmejao :)


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Trifko on December 13, 2013, 01:54:04 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Eo95J0N0nk


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: vitez koja on December 13, 2013, 03:03:27 pm
e slatko sam se nasmejao :)

A meni zao!!!!!

Eh, sto nisam blize, da je utesim....


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: motorista 57 klasa on December 14, 2013, 08:27:51 am
ovo je isto kao i žena za volanom = majmun sa granatom


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on December 19, 2013, 12:21:49 pm
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Post by: Boro Prodanic on December 23, 2013, 03:06:02 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on January 05, 2014, 07:58:30 am
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Brok on January 05, 2014, 12:56:38 pm
Lepa ruska novinarka Vera Kirijenko poželela je pred kamerama da se okuša u vojnim veštinama, a postala je zvezda društvenih mreža kada je na surov način utvrdila da za to baš "nema štofa".

Kirijenkova se prvo zapanjila bukom koju stvara automatska puška, pa je posle prvog metka, na poligonu nastavila da puca zatvorenih očiju ili okrenute glave. Njenim mukama tu nije bio kraj, jer je ubrzo shvatila i to da je plaši repetiranje.

Ceo eksperiment završen je uz mnogo, mnogo suza...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0EPEyAyFXM
Bolje joj je da se drži mikrofona i one druge stvari, jer ovo joj očigledno ne ide. ;)


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Post by: Boro Prodanic on January 14, 2014, 07:56:30 am
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Post by: Boro Prodanic on January 17, 2014, 03:30:28 pm
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Post by: MOTORISTA on January 24, 2014, 09:44:23 am
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Jester on January 29, 2014, 04:27:06 pm
Turski specijalci u akciji :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=h8Y4tCvSxPw


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Mr.ZeKa on January 29, 2014, 04:50:43 pm
dobra reklama za vrata!!


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Solaris on January 29, 2014, 07:28:24 pm
Ni alata ni zanata reklo bi se.  ::)
A i nisu baš u nekoj kondiciji za specijalce.  :P

poz.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: dexy on January 29, 2014, 11:58:14 pm
Srećom čovek dobar pa im otključao inače bi se vratili kući podvijena repa :)


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Post by: Boro Prodanic on January 31, 2014, 09:49:05 pm
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Post by: Boro Prodanic on February 11, 2014, 07:08:01 am
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Post by: Boro Prodanic on February 16, 2014, 07:56:13 am
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Post by: Boro Prodanic on February 28, 2014, 03:13:50 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: pvanja on March 03, 2014, 12:35:11 pm
Kompilacija

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=17b_1393598823


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: motorista 57 klasa on March 03, 2014, 04:34:06 pm
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Post by: leut on March 04, 2014, 05:39:55 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on March 19, 2014, 11:31:42 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAnPxBHwVS0#t=33


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on March 19, 2014, 11:32:16 am
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Post by: Boro Prodanic on April 03, 2014, 01:52:25 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on April 03, 2014, 02:31:53 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT3PdFctNaE#t=59


;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: kosta1961 on April 05, 2014, 06:06:48 pm
Malo domaćeg zdravog vojničkog humora.

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on April 10, 2014, 06:47:48 am
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Milan (longtrip) on April 15, 2014, 01:24:22 pm
СВЕ ЗА ЉУБАВ 
Војска Србије у Ужицу!  :)

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Post by: Boro Prodanic on April 19, 2014, 06:29:51 pm
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Post by: Boro Prodanic on May 02, 2014, 07:48:23 am
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Post by: Boro Prodanic on May 27, 2014, 06:55:15 am
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Nenad on May 27, 2014, 11:15:48 pm
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2ac_1401092188


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Trifko on June 04, 2014, 09:23:01 am
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Post by: Boro Prodanic on July 24, 2014, 06:58:13 am
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Post by: Trifko on July 29, 2014, 10:22:45 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on August 10, 2014, 09:03:09 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhxqIITtTtU


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Brok on September 08, 2014, 01:04:42 pm
Brzi rad vojsko - Jedan dan u vojsci

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqIgDvDAjX0


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on September 09, 2014, 02:49:43 pm
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a2e_1410219351


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Post by: Solaris on September 14, 2014, 04:48:14 pm
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Post by: Brok on September 20, 2014, 02:02:59 pm
Za ljubitelje oklopa i snajpera

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: lovac on September 20, 2014, 07:23:24 pm
Ove ljubiteljke oklopa dobro jašu, a ova snajperistica slabo drži pušku ...


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: vitez koja on September 23, 2014, 07:30:03 pm
Ove ljubiteljke oklopa dobro jašu, a ova snajperistica slabo drži pušku ...

"pusku" treba drzati cvrsto.... treba joj obuka!


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Vladimir Ivanović on October 30, 2014, 06:26:01 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N6EpLj6RtI


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on January 27, 2015, 11:23:39 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6qC4GRUj0o


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Post by: Bozo13 on March 20, 2015, 02:51:54 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Trifko on April 17, 2015, 08:09:36 pm
Pobjesneo Max Ukraini ;D

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Vlada SD on April 19, 2015, 08:01:24 pm
Samo za oklopnjake  ;D
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Vlada SD on May 09, 2015, 05:04:04 pm
Samo za oklopnjake  ;D
(http://www.dodaj.rs/f/1X/kS/6t8aS5g/omj.jpg)
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Karlo on May 12, 2015, 11:51:27 am
I ako ne bih trebao komentarisati evo nešta po sjećanju za one koji ne znaju.
Mislim da je ovaj čovjek barem porijeklom Italijan.Očito shvaća važnost tog donjeg dijela čovjeka.
Za vrijeme nekih od tih ratova u Abisiniji(Etiopiji)italijani su i imali uspjeha u početku.Međutim,kad su ti abisinci pronašli strašno oružje,sve se okrenulo.Naime kad zarobe nekog italijana oni ga kastrraju(lalinski-uštroje) i puste nazad.Pošto za italijane nema strašnije "smrti" od ove izgubili su moral a koliko se sjećam i taj rat.
Eto vidite šta znači kad nemate zaštitu i za taj dio tijela.

Poz.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on May 12, 2015, 12:07:40 pm
Hvala Karlo, za to nisam znao.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Karlo on May 12, 2015, 01:24:47 pm

Nema na čemu @Bozo.

Bilo je tu još ti priča,valjda zato što su u to vrijeme Italijani bili nam potencijalni neprijatelji a neprijatelja treba napraviti što nemoćnijeg,odnosno manje hrabrog.

Sjećam se i jedne valjda kod pregradnje naših Higinsa u topovnjače.Pa se valjda trebalo pokazati kako su italijani "hrabri",da su prvi počeli ugrađivati topove po krmi.Pa onako dok se "hrabro" povlače mogu da pucaju po neprijatelju a da je top na pramcu,morali bi "povlačiti" se prema neprijatelju, što nikako nije racionalno i prirodno za italijane.

Poz.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Trifko on May 12, 2015, 05:47:06 pm
Zanimljiva posada
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on May 12, 2015, 06:55:27 pm
Šerman.. ;)


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Trifko on May 13, 2015, 03:25:49 pm

Desantana ekipa  :marinero
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on June 04, 2015, 12:52:55 am
U međuvremenu u Maleziji..

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Post by: Bozo13 on June 05, 2015, 09:57:03 am
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Post by: Trifko on June 16, 2015, 04:34:24 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on June 16, 2015, 04:58:53 pm
jel može za 20€ majstore?

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on June 20, 2015, 09:24:36 pm
Kako radi pištolj.

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on June 28, 2015, 02:33:24 pm
Luitenant Gruber and his litle tank :)

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Duki on June 29, 2015, 05:11:10 pm
Vojnici na slikama su zaboravili svoje oružje ili su uhvaćeni da puše na dužnmosti ili koriste mobilni telefon. Ovo što vidite je njihva kazna, po navodima ume da bude i gore.

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on July 17, 2015, 08:24:02 pm
Nekada su se tenkovi delili na muške i ženske.. Kako posle 100 godina izgleda ženski tenk kad ima one dane u mesecu :)


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Post by: Bozo13 on October 15, 2015, 04:22:55 pm
Druže kapetane, drvo iskočilo...

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Milan (longtrip) on December 20, 2015, 04:56:21 pm
Tekst o đeneralu zasužuje sasvim drugo mesto na forumu, stavio sam ga ovde zbog ove zanimljivosti

Redov je naredio đeneralu

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Prodica Jurišić u Crnoj Bari je najbrojnija u ovom velikom mačvanskom selu. U svim ratovima koje je Srbija vodila u 19. i 20. veku bilo ih je na braniku otadžbine na desetine. Većina je ostavila kosti diljem bojišta kuda je Srbin branio kućni prag. Naročito se to dogodilo u vreme Velikog rata. U srpskoj vojsci ih je bilo od redova do đenerala. Samo od Živka i Mare Jurišića bilo je njih pet među kojima je bilo seljaka, lekara, oficira i generala. Najpoznatiji iz familije Jurišića u Crnoj Bari je svakako armijski đeneral Pantelija Jurišić, koga Mačvani često zamenjuju sa Pavlom Jurišićem Šturmom, jer misle da je to jedan te isti čovek. Pavle ili Pavel Šturm, kasnije Jurišić je Lužički Srbin i od Pantelije Jurišića iz Crne Bare, u Mačvi bio je stariji 33 godine. Pavle Jurišić Šturm bio je komandant Treće srpske armije u balkanskim i Prvom svetskom ratu, a Pantelija Jurišić je bio u vreme proboja Solunskog fronta komandant srpske konjice u Prvoj srpskoj armiji.

Pantelija Jurišić je po pisanju divizijskog đenerala Teodosija Lukovića jedini viši đeneralštabni oficir Srpske vojske koji je odlikovan sa pet ratnih odlikovanja sa mačevima. Za ispoljenu hrabrost u komandovanju dva puta je odlikovan Karađorđevom zvezdom sa mačevima četvrtog stepena. Đenerala Panteliju je odlikovala francuska vrhovna komanda sa najvišim ordenom Legijom časti, a engleska sa ordenom Svetih Mihaila i Đorđa, kao vitezu trećeg stepena, dok mu je italijanska vojska dodelila orden Savoja četvrtog stepena. U balkanskim ratovima Pantelija Jurišić je kao đeneralštabni major odlikovan ordenima Belog orla sa mačevima trećeg i četvrtog stepena i Zlatnom medaljom Miloša Obilića. Ostalo je zabeleženo da je đeneralštabni major Pantelija na čelu srpske vojne delegacije uspešno završio pregovore sa Esad-pašom oko opsade Skadra. Pantelija je govorio nekoliko svetskih jezika i bio veoma vešt pregovarač.

Pantelija Jurišić je vojnu akademiju u Beogradu završio kao prvi u rangu i na svečanosti proizvođenja u čin potporučnika 1899. godine prisustvovao je i njegov stric slavni botaničar Živojin Jurišić, koji je krajem 19. veka predavao botaniku na Oksfordu i Kembridžu. Za tu priliku profesor Živojin Jurišić je sinovcu na poklon uručio sablju rekavši:

– Ovu malenu sablju poklanjam mom sinovcu budućem srpskom đeneralu!

Veština komandovanja srpskom konjicom đenerala Pantelije se naročito ispoljila u proboju Solunskog fronta. U tim redovima srpske vojske bio je veliki broj njegovih Mačvana, koji su i danas ponosni na njega.

Iz tih vremena ostala je priča kako je jednom prilikom na solunskom frontu srpska vojska prebacivala železnicom konjicu na druge vojne položaje. Kiša je lila kao iz kabla. Vojnici su utovarili sve konje, ali jedan nikako da se ugura u vagon. Ispod jednog drveta stajao je Pantelija i po jedan oficir Francuz i Englez, posmatrajući šta vojska radi. Najednom iz grupe vojnika koja nije mogla da ugura konja proču se oštar glas:

– Pantelija, dolaz vamo da uguramo ovog konja!

Đeneral Pantelija mirno je prišao i pomogao da vojnici uguraju poslednjeg konja u vagon. Nastao je tajac i zaprepašćenje. Poručnik koji je nadzirao utovar sav besan je naredio da vojnik pođe na raport pod šator đenerala Miloša Vasića i bude predstavljen kao Milić Jurišić, redov konjice u Drinskoj diviziji.

– Miliću, šta je tebi đeneral Pantelija? – upita đeneral Vasić.

– Rođeni brat, gospodine Đenerale! – odgovori Milić.

– Ko je starešina imanja u Crnoj Bari? – ponovo će đeneral Vasić.

– Ja, gospodine đenerala, imam 20 ’ektara – reče Milić.

– Voljno si Miliću! U Srbiji se sluša stariji brat i starešina kuće bez obzira na čin i položaj.

Mačvani i danas divane na šoru da su to kad su čuli francuski i engleski oficiri isto odobrili kao i đeneral Vasić. Nekad se u porodici znao red. Da li je to i danas tako!?

politika.rs (http://www.politika.rs/sr/clanak/338094/Srbija/Redov-je-naredio-deneralu)



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Post by: Bozo13 on December 29, 2015, 09:23:22 pm
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Ako nemate ideje šta dragoj kupiti za rođendan (ili ako imate hrabrosti ;D )

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: ssekir75 on January 13, 2016, 01:47:31 pm
ова прича са светиоником има и у верзији американци-шпанци.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: MOTORISTA on January 13, 2016, 02:16:54 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Knu14TlvCQE


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: ssekir75 on January 13, 2016, 03:11:20 pm
тај рад :)


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on January 14, 2016, 07:46:05 pm
KAd smo več kod broda i svetionaka... :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSdxqIBfEAw


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: torpedo011 on January 14, 2016, 08:44:21 pm
https://youtu.be/2O35E73Z3-4


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: leut on February 09, 2016, 10:55:32 pm
Di si pia '91?

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Izvor: Di su pare? (https://web.facebook.com/Di-su-pare-223412531115765/?fref=nf)


Likovi su dva poznata hrvatska estradna ljubitelja dobre kapljice.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: ssekir75 on February 10, 2016, 11:39:21 am
ко год да су добра је фора :)


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Post by: Bozo13 on February 12, 2016, 12:54:38 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Milan (longtrip) on February 15, 2016, 09:33:12 pm
самоубиство из заседе

http://videochart.net/video/1p101.3943195071aa02dc64e63d57fbb4


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Milan (longtrip) on March 05, 2016, 06:50:01 am
Анегдота из четовања двојице наших муслимана

"Ратни записи", 1. фебруар 1915.


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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on March 05, 2016, 08:57:24 am
Kad tenkovi ožedne

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Milan (longtrip) on April 05, 2016, 10:26:24 pm
U prvom balkanskomm ratu,pisac Branislav Nušić jedan deo rataproveo zajedno sa Milutinom Milankovićem, koji je to opisao u svojim memoarima. Tako kad su bili negde u Bitolju, u njegovom rodnom kraju, Nušić je zatražio od nekog lokalnog šnajdera da mu sašije uniformu, ovaj mu je skrojio nešto na brzinu, i Nušić se šetao Bitoljem i glumio generala, a strani novinari su njegovu paradnu uniformu protumačili kao admiralsku, pa su tako strane novine u Parizu i Londonu pisale da se srpski admiral šetka Makedonijom i da nisu jasne namere Srbije. Inače Milutin Milanković je bio zadužen da prevodi strane novine srpskom štabu i oficirima.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: pvanja on April 22, 2016, 11:06:45 am
Americka 173. Vazdušno-desantna brigada na vezbi u Nemačkoj.
Desantiranje Hamera.

https://youtu.be/D0Cfg4G8VTM


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on April 26, 2016, 12:56:03 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on May 05, 2016, 09:13:35 pm
 ;D ;D ;D


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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on May 09, 2016, 02:08:05 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on June 05, 2016, 12:45:24 pm
Ne znam dali se stvarno upotrebljivalo ili samo zezanje.. DDR izgleda

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: mandalina on June 05, 2016, 02:17:52 pm
U DDR-u nije bilo zezanja.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: VeselinDakovic on June 05, 2016, 03:04:19 pm
Наставно средство, вежба гађања покретног циља.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on June 05, 2016, 04:31:30 pm
Ceremonialni kiksovi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27GPw4stUao


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Kuzma® on June 14, 2016, 09:24:58 pm
https://youtu.be/_XQwWBlZlJ8


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Kuzma® on June 17, 2016, 09:12:04 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Milan (longtrip) on June 19, 2016, 10:22:59 pm
Sve se dogodilo u Britanskom okrugu Devon. Helikopterom Merlin ,prenosen je top u niskom letu preko polja gde su stajali mobilni toaleti. Prostor je pripremen za nekakvo medjuskolsko takmicenje . Srecom niko u tom momentu nije koristio toalete. U izvestaju stoji da su vojnici dugo posle toga sakupljali rolne toalet papira rasute stotinama metara unaokolo....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQcNwDuoxBk


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on September 02, 2016, 03:46:34 pm
Ciga u vojsci, sedi na klupi u kasarni i zamisljeno gleda u daljinu. Nailazi porucnik, a Ciga ga ne primecuje.
Oficir mu se obrati:
- A ti mene ne jebes ni dva posto, je li Cigo?
- Jebem gos'n porucnice, kako da ne jebem, samo vas nisam vid'o.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on October 21, 2016, 09:24:46 pm
Na engleskom ali razumljivo

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: ssekir75 on October 22, 2016, 12:03:48 am
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: motorista 57 klasa on November 04, 2016, 10:54:37 am
crnja i gora napreduje u pozadinu.

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: tihi on February 18, 2017, 07:36:13 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNwGPzSEF7s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNwGPzSEF7s)


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on February 27, 2017, 02:02:13 pm
KampfMusicWagen

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: kumbor on February 27, 2017, 02:36:05 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNwGPzSEF7s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNwGPzSEF7s)

Zanimljive nezgode, ali neke baš i nisu smešne. Neko je mogao poginuti.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: lovac on March 03, 2017, 01:32:00 pm
Postovao sam ovde, mada ovo i nije humor - radi se o ozbiljnoj veštini.

https://www.facebook.com/survival.gear.fr/videos/1364010586975139/


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Post by: Bozo13 on March 20, 2017, 02:14:32 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: MOTORISTA on April 03, 2017, 08:02:30 pm
https://youtu.be/rblfKREj50o


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: lovac on May 18, 2017, 01:46:53 pm
Škola za vozače, negde, na dalekom istoku ...  ;D

https://www.facebook.com/tashi.w.denzongpa/videos/2688959203412/


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Milan (longtrip) on June 24, 2017, 11:49:18 pm
Ovako se vozi tenk po Minsku  :marinero  , valjda mu proklizale gumene gusenice. A pomoć i solidarnost na put? Drugi tenk nije ni usporio da vidi treba li nešto  ;D


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7U3ORMmuRY


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Kuzma® on June 25, 2017, 04:41:34 pm
Ja sam tako proklizao sa amfibijskim transporterom, tacnije umesto da skrene u krivini transporter je produzio pravo i stradala je jedna kapija i drvena telefonska bandera. Bese to po zavrsetku bombardovanja 1999.godine.



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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: ssekir75 on June 28, 2017, 07:22:54 pm
ово није смешно...


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: tihi on June 28, 2017, 07:26:17 pm
ово није смешно...


  Zasto? Ja sam se slatko nasmejao.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on June 28, 2017, 07:27:02 pm
Meni je žalosno. Žalim kolegu koji će morati to da uradi, dok onaj ko prima raport koluta očima okolo... :(


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: ssekir75 on June 28, 2017, 07:37:05 pm
е управо  зато што је жалосно. министар одбране треба да буде војник, и то искусан, а не неко ко ни војску служио није.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: MOTORISTA on June 28, 2017, 07:46:09 pm
Ovo je bre za plakanje!


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Milan (longtrip) on June 28, 2017, 07:55:46 pm
Nemoj da ste na kraj srca, pa ni Šojgu nije služio vojni rok  ;D


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Рашо on June 28, 2017, 08:04:45 pm
министар одбране треба да буде војник, и то искусан, а не неко ко ни војску служио није.

Мислим да то нема никакве везе. У ствари, то нема никакве везе.                                                                               


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: tihi on June 29, 2017, 04:53:13 am
Ja i dalje mislim da treba da se nasmejete...:)


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: motorista 57 klasa on June 29, 2017, 07:04:48 am
Ja i dalje mislim da treba da se nasmejete...:)

Evo brate da se nasmejemo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpQuMtk7kXQ


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: kumbor on June 29, 2017, 07:51:58 am

Али ово није смешно. "Говор тела", нервозна ситна мимика и тикови уз истовремено слабу мимику целог лица говори о нестабилној личности која можда има и крупније психичке проблеме!


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on June 29, 2017, 08:34:53 am
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on June 29, 2017, 07:09:08 pm

Али ово није смешно. "Говор тела", нервозна ситна мимика и тикови уз истовремено слабу мимику целог лица говори о нестабилној личности која можда има и крупније психичке проблеме!

Možda mu se samo kakilo...


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: ssekir75 on June 29, 2017, 07:50:23 pm
министар одбране треба да буде војник, и то искусан, а не неко ко ни војску служио није.

Мислим да то нема никакве везе. У ствари, то нема никакве везе.                                                                               

док су нам министри војни били официри и војска је личила на нешто. не може шиљокуран, да простите на изразу, да буде министар војни јер се у исту разуме ко марица у киселе краставце. и то уопште важи за свако министарство, министар мора да буде стручно лице а  не обичан политикант.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on July 29, 2017, 08:32:36 am
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Duki on August 03, 2017, 09:17:35 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIwlc6AfspI


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on October 13, 2017, 02:32:54 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on December 30, 2017, 09:13:17 am
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on January 28, 2018, 01:25:15 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Milan (longtrip) on February 04, 2018, 02:25:36 pm
"дедовшчина" крајем 90-их

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Kuzma® on February 19, 2018, 10:58:29 pm
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i jedna malo obradjena u tradicionalnom stilu (nadam se da niko nece shvatiti drugacije nego kao salu)

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on March 07, 2018, 05:39:02 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Kuzma® on March 27, 2018, 09:43:22 pm
Raymisljao sam koja je tram adekvatna da ovo postavim, da li tema o modernizaciji VCG, Smehoterapija, Ovo nije za smejanje... ili ova pa da ne bih bio pogresno shvacen neka bude ovde.

Vojska CG se modernizovala - dobila je svoj set stikera na Viberu. https://stickers.viber.com/pages/ministryofdefense_me?redir=1

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on April 18, 2018, 11:02:14 am
;D ;D ;D

https://soundcloud.com/reportermilan/vojaki-rezervisti


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on April 24, 2018, 08:02:31 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on May 01, 2018, 08:16:13 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Milan (longtrip) on August 19, 2018, 12:52:49 am
Kad tenkista povede ženu na posao... ;D

video (https://www.facebook.com/The.Russian.Federation/videos/207109550158037/)


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: micha on August 19, 2018, 01:11:51 am



   Snimak je prekinut u pravom trenutku zato sto komandir posle odbijanja poslusnosti nisandžije uzima džamutku i disciplinuje istog. A to bi već bilo nasilje u porodici pa bi Kisula iz sigurnosti tenka presla u sigurnu kuću...





Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Duki on October 03, 2018, 04:23:45 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Solaris on October 30, 2018, 06:07:11 pm
Kinezi i bacanje bombi, klasika.  ;D

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=InwI_1540885752


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: MOTORISTA on December 02, 2018, 03:01:43 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Milan (longtrip) on December 08, 2018, 11:00:54 pm
https://youtu.be/8k3rI_qBi6U


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Duki on December 22, 2018, 10:37:49 am
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: leut on December 27, 2018, 11:48:33 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Milan (longtrip) on February 13, 2019, 07:04:13 pm
Ameri i Švede...u belim soknama komandant američke jedinice, u crvenim cipelama su Švede  ;D

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: MOTORISTA on February 13, 2019, 07:22:09 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: MOTORISTA on March 26, 2019, 06:47:45 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on March 26, 2019, 07:15:00 pm
Da li sam glup ili samo umoran, ali ne znam čemu da se smejem na gornjoj slici?!


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: MOTORISTA on April 02, 2019, 06:10:11 pm
 ;D

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: lovac on April 02, 2019, 07:24:54 pm
Remorker - topovnjača!
Nova kategorija obalskog ratnog broda!  ;D


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: MOTORISTA on June 13, 2019, 06:45:51 am
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: MOTORISTA on July 05, 2019, 05:50:26 am
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: MOTORISTA on July 13, 2019, 05:51:18 am
 ;D

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: bristova on July 13, 2019, 06:30:14 am
Remorker - topovnjača!
Nova kategorija obalskog ratnog broda!  ;D

Da ne bude zabune, remorker samo transportira top 76 mm  ;)


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: bristova on July 13, 2019, 06:31:06 am
Remorker - topovnjača!
Nova kategorija obalskog ratnog broda!  ;D

Da ne bude zabune, remorker samo transportira top 76 mm  ;)
nastavak plovidbe kroz kanal.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Milan (longtrip) on August 27, 2019, 12:27:50 pm
 :marinero

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on September 19, 2019, 08:07:07 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: MOTORISTA on November 16, 2019, 09:30:10 pm
 ;D

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Kubovac on January 11, 2021, 10:40:18 pm
Novi "modifikovani" raketni sistem PVO: "Neva s ramena"!   ;D ;D

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Kubovac on October 22, 2021, 08:29:42 pm
Taman kada misliš da si "sve video", na Bliskom Istoku te razuvere....
"Ovo" se navodno pojavilo u rukama Hezbollaha u južnom Libanu!  :krsta :krsta  :super :super

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: MOTORISTA on October 22, 2021, 08:41:43 pm
:krsta

Pa jel radi? ;D


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Kubovac on October 22, 2021, 09:27:49 pm
:krsta

Pa jel radi? ;D

Ма gde radi....ne znamo ni gde je kabina upravljanja.....  :super :super


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on October 23, 2021, 06:23:46 am
Ма gde radi....ne znamo ni gde je kabina upravljanja.....  :super :super

Nisam stručnjak, ali koliko poznajem kamione, ono belo ispred je kabina upravljanja ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Kubovac on November 13, 2021, 05:30:11 pm
Kad čovek razmisli realno....i nije ti potrebno kamionče da vuče malo PA topče? Em je demaskirajuće, em se troši gorivo, habaju gume i slično. Nego zakačiš topče na biciklić, a jedan-dva kamiona na četu da prevozi posade i njihovo LN i prateću opremu i pribor....

Kuba, sa jedne od vojnih parada iz druge polovine prošlog veka!


 :super :super :super

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Kubovac on January 16, 2022, 09:27:36 pm
Za ovu fotografiju se kaže da je slikana dana 16.03.1975.g na aerodromu Batajnica.
Takođe, "legenda kaže" da je "drug stari" tim povodom rekao:
"Majku vam božju, znaći ovo će oborit nevidljivog F-117A i onog F-16?"  ;) ;D ;D ;D

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Kubovac on January 28, 2022, 11:54:39 pm
Ko to kaže, ko to laže, Srbija nema S-400?

Mediji su "čudo"...  ;) :super :super

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https://www.vesti-online.com/jos-jedna-divizija-sistema-s-400-stiti-nebo-iznad-moskve/


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Kubovac on February 01, 2022, 08:42:41 pm
Zaista lepa slika zar ne?  ;)
A da...zamalo da zaboravim...iza je brodska verzija raketno-topovskog kompleksa PVO - Pancir-M...  :super :super

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Kubovac on February 03, 2022, 04:53:27 pm
MiG-21 Forever!  ;D :super :super

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Kubovac on February 17, 2022, 05:45:11 pm
 ;D ;D ;D

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Duki on March 05, 2022, 10:06:32 pm
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Slučajnost? Ne bih rekao  :pirat


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: MOTORISTA on March 05, 2022, 11:04:22 pm
 ;D ;D ;D

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Duki on March 05, 2022, 11:19:39 pm
Ajde da se desilo samo jednom ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Duki on March 05, 2022, 11:55:30 pm
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E sad kad još naši đilkoši što su otišli tamo da brinu tuđu brigu otkriju da u Ukrajini postoji ova oblast i ovaj grad


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: banebeograd on March 06, 2022, 07:44:41 am
Srbija do Tokija (preko Milvokija)   :super


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: MOTORISTA on March 10, 2022, 12:02:06 pm
 ;D

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: MOTORISTA on March 10, 2022, 10:50:18 pm
;D

https://twitter.com/MENAConflicted/status/1502000663894626309


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Kubovac on March 11, 2022, 01:39:01 pm
Rešena misterija šta se sinoć (noćas) dogodilo iznad Zagreba!  :super :super :super

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XE50Jr-tto


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Kubovac on March 11, 2022, 04:23:53 pm
Bukvalno kao da su ukucali "Yarun" i onda uneli pogrešne koordinate:

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A da bi dron leteo tamo gde treba, uneta adresa mora biti prava:

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 ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Kubovac on March 11, 2022, 08:51:07 pm
To je bilo otprilike ovako:

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 ;D ;D ;D



Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: MOTORISTA on March 12, 2022, 05:30:52 pm
 ;D

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Kubovac on March 13, 2022, 07:57:22 pm

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 ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: MOTORISTA on March 19, 2022, 09:06:56 pm
 ;D

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: MOTORISTA on March 26, 2022, 07:33:52 am
 ;D

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Bozo13 on April 07, 2022, 08:14:53 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Kubovac on April 10, 2022, 08:30:15 pm
Naši novinari nas i dalje mogu nasmejati i razveseliti. Nakon postavljanje slike komponenti sistema PVO Kub sa natpisom da je u pitanju S-400, sada imamo i novi "biser", ovaj put je u pitanju Blic!
Sada se rakete sistema PVO Neva predstavljaju kao nuklearni projektili....  :super :super

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Kubovac on April 10, 2022, 08:43:24 pm
Imamo još jedan "biser" za danas!!

Kina polutajno isporučila Srbiji raketni sistem PVO "HK-22"! A evo i kako izgleda!
Ovaj put "odgovorni izvođač radova" je "Nova S"!!  :super :super

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Kubovac on April 14, 2022, 10:17:47 am
Evo i najnovije pošalice na račun događaja sa krstaricom Moskva:


Ukrajinski farmeri su čuli za navodno potapanje krstarice Moskva:

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: kumbor on April 14, 2022, 10:25:22 am


надам се да због овог нико неће поново дати надимак Морском генералштабу - "Штаб за Цушиму" (Цусимское ведомство). Било би претерано.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Milan (longtrip) on May 23, 2022, 12:17:58 pm
NLAW box kao tuš ( Donbas )

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Рашо on June 02, 2022, 03:11:50 pm
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 ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Dreadnought on June 02, 2022, 03:38:03 pm


Ovo je još gluplje od one vesti da je Putin možda već umro  :D



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To tako izgleda kada MS mediji daju javnosti tretman pečuraka, drže ih u mraku i hrane go***ma


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: babaroga on June 03, 2022, 07:53:20 am


Ovo je još gluplje od one vesti da je Putin možda već umro  :D



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To tako izgleda kada MS mediji daju javnosti tretman pečuraka, drže ih u mraku i hrane go***ma

Za The Sun bi bilo bolje da je ostavio Page 3, barem bi imao neko razlog da kupi novine.

PS
Za one koji nisu iz UK, ili ne znaju, svaki dan na Page 3 (treca strana u novinama) je bila lepotica u topless-u.  Tako su Samatha Fox i monge druge devojke zapocele karijeru pozirajuci za Page 3 The Sun


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Kubovac on August 22, 2022, 08:05:17 pm
A šta kažete na ovakav robotizovani raketno-topovski kompleks PVO?

Valjalo bi
?  :super :super

by Amin Akhshi

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Kubovac on August 24, 2022, 03:39:16 pm
Kineske bespilotne letelice izviđaju ili "špijuniraju" tajvanske granične punktove. Ali zato ni Tajvanska PVO "ne spava" i sistemima tipa "Rock" (prev. "kamenica", "stena" i sl.) u plotunima dejstvuju na "uljeza" iz VaP-a....

Malo šale u ovo kišno popodne....  :pirat :pirat :pirat

http://files.paluba.info/Kubovac/snimci/Kinezi%20%c5%a1pijuniraju%20Tajvance.mp4


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Kubovac on September 16, 2022, 10:08:18 pm
Evo jedna šaljiva ilustracija za sve nas "internet stručnjake, analitičare i smatrače" aktuelnih svetskih i pogotovo ratnih događaja!

 :super :super :super

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: dark-bullet on September 22, 2022, 12:18:52 pm
Nešto se razmišljam, Marko Milošević je taman još zreo za vojsku, da ga uhvate prije negoli napuni 50.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Brok on September 23, 2022, 10:06:35 am
Nešto se razmišljam, Marko Milošević je taman još zreo za vojsku, da ga uhvate prije negoli napuni 50.
Tačno tako, trebao bi. :)
Šta ga briga, drži u Moskvi diskoteku, kao Madonu u Požarevcu, mnogo je teže usamljenoj Mariji na Cetinju.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Kubovac on September 23, 2022, 11:59:21 am
Nešto se razmišljam, Marko Milošević je taman još zreo za vojsku, da ga uhvate prije negoli napuni 50.
Tačno tako, trebao bi. :)
Šta ga briga, drži u Moskvi diskoteku, kao Madonu u Požarevcu, mnogo je teže usamljenoj Mariji na Cetinju.

Ko je tebi kriv, Broče, što nisi kao i Marko tokom 90-tih godina prošlog veka skupljao gajbice za neku od lokalnih kafana (a fala bogu imamo ih i imali smo ih oduvek koliko hoćeš) za 5000 dinara mesečno? Onda bi i ti zaradio i imao....  ;) ;D


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Kubovac on October 16, 2022, 07:50:29 pm
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Ajde, samo neka ide redom!   ;) :krsta :krsta


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Brok on October 16, 2022, 11:29:54 pm
Ko je tebi kriv, Broče, što nisi kao i Marko tokom 90-tih godina prošlog veka skupljao gajbice za neku od lokalnih kafana (a fala bogu imamo ih i imali smo ih oduvek koliko hoćeš) za 5000 dinara mesečno? Onda bi i ti zaradio i imao....  ;) ;D
Otkud znaš da nisam? Jesam, samo mi to nije tata najavio na RTS-u, i bio sam plaćeniji od Marka (po izjavi oca). :)


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Kubovac on November 16, 2022, 09:02:42 pm
Nađoh po bespućima interneta....  :super :super :super

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Duki on December 07, 2022, 05:34:01 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: dark-bullet on December 08, 2022, 08:51:02 am
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I obrnuto...


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: mandalina on December 08, 2022, 01:46:38 pm
Da je malo racionalnog razmišljanja došlo bi do prekida vatre, završetka rata, ignoranca prema ektrmnim ratoborcima ... i zeleni stol. A tako gine mladost za ludu na obje strane. Uništava se priroda ... Nema setve nema žetve. Šteta !


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Duki on January 24, 2023, 08:06:28 pm
[attachment=1]Ukrajini isporučen prvi leopard tenk!


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Kubovac on January 30, 2023, 09:46:29 pm

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Brok on April 04, 2023, 09:46:37 pm
Treba voditi računa gde i kada praviti klpove za Tik-Tok

http://files.paluba.info/brok/video/ukrajina/tika_toka.mp4


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Kubovac on April 12, 2023, 06:46:03 pm
Predlog da se okončaju borbe u Bahmutu: samo ga vratite Srbiji!  ;) ;D ;D

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Milan (longtrip) on July 13, 2023, 09:58:39 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Duki on July 13, 2023, 10:43:12 pm
Treba voditi računa gde i kada praviti klpove za Tik-Tok

http://files.paluba.info/brok/video/ukrajina/tika_toka.mp4
Ova generacija posle moje (ja sam tobože ''y'' odnosno milenijalac), tj generacija Z je toliko opsednuta snimanjem samih sebe, čak do te mere da se snimaju i slikaju dok ih neko granatira. Prosto mi je neverovatno.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Kubovac on September 18, 2023, 05:05:09 pm
 ;D ;D ;D

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Kubovac on October 07, 2023, 10:29:22 am
Konačno dokaz!

Ruski vojnici skidaju čipove sa veš mašina za svoju vojnu opremu!

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 ;) ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Kubovac on January 22, 2024, 08:53:41 pm
 ;D ;D

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: JASON on January 31, 2024, 03:04:30 pm
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Duki on March 19, 2024, 07:49:51 pm
Većaju u NATO kad je nabolje da napadnu Rusiju. I dogovore se da pitaju prvo Francuze, oni su već ratovali protiv Rusije. Kažu Francuzi, bilo kad samo ne u zimu, jer mi smo probali i nismo uspeli. Odu oni kod Nemaca. Kažu Nemci samo nemojte leti, mi smo probali i nismo uspeli. Većaju oni, većaju, kad sete se i Japanaca. Odu kod njih i pitaju ih, kad je najbolje vreme za napad na Rusiju. Japanci im odgovore: napadnite ih odmah, jer sad Rusi grade nove brodove i puteve, obnavljaju gradove, tako da im sad treba najviše zarobljenika.
  :udri


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Brok on March 20, 2024, 04:09:12 pm
Većaju u NATO kad je nabolje da napadnu Rusiju. I dogovore se da pitaju prvo Francuze, oni su već ratovali protiv Rusije. Kažu Francuzi, bilo kad samo ne u zimu, jer mi smo probali i nismo uspeli. Odu oni kod Nemaca. Kažu Nemci samo nemojte leti, mi smo probali i nismo uspeli. Većaju oni, većaju, kad sete se i Japanaca. Odu kod njih i pitaju ih, kad je najbolje vreme za napad na Rusiju. Japanci im odgovore: napadnite ih odmah, jer sad Rusi grade nove brodove i puteve, obnavljaju gradove, tako da im sad treba najviše zarobljenika.
  :udri

Ovo bi trebao biti vic? Više mi liči na stvarnu priču. :)


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Boro Prodanic on March 20, 2024, 04:40:37 pm
Većaju u NATO kad je nabolje da napadnu Rusiju. I dogovore se da pitaju prvo Francuze, oni su već ratovali protiv Rusije. Kažu Francuzi, bilo kad samo ne u zimu, jer mi smo probali i nismo uspeli. Odu oni kod Nemaca. Kažu Nemci samo nemojte leti, mi smo probali i nismo uspeli. Većaju oni, većaju, kad sete se i Japanaca. Odu kod njih i pitaju ih, kad je najbolje vreme za napad na Rusiju. Japanci im odgovore: napadnite ih odmah, jer sad Rusi grade nove brodove i puteve, obnavljaju gradove, tako da im sad treba najviše zarobljenika.
  :udri

Ovo bi trebao biti vic? Više mi liči na stvarnu priču. :)

Još više liči na projekciju budućnosti.


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Brok on March 20, 2024, 07:36:46 pm
Baš tako!


Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Kubovac on April 03, 2024, 03:24:21 pm
Taman kad misliš da si video sve, iznenadi te nešto novo!

Jedan ljubitelj životinjskog sveta i prirode, a očigledno i zaljubljenik u vojnu tehniku, napravio je kućicu za ptice u obliku raketno-topovskog kompleksa Pancir!

Šta reći osim svaka čast na trudu!

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Duki on April 06, 2024, 08:01:18 am
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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Kubovac on April 12, 2024, 03:44:49 pm
„Kandidati u Kraljevskoj mornarici više ne moraju da budu plivači”
Britancima toliko nedostaje pomorskih kadrova da sada zapošljavaju i one koji ne umeju da plivaju.  :super :super

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Title: Re: Malo vojničkog humora
Post by: Kubovac on April 19, 2024, 07:59:52 am
Pa dobro....ipak ih ima 700-800 iljada, ajd možda i milion...sila je to.  :super :super

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