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« Reply #2415 on: July 16, 2019, 09:39:04 am »



Dobri su, umirem od smeha kada naletim na ove novosadiste Smiley
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« Reply #2416 on: July 27, 2019, 03:52:15 pm »

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
 
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
 
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
 
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
 
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
 
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
 
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
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« Reply #2417 on: July 28, 2019, 03:24:45 pm »

Alkohol ubija. Grin


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« Reply #2418 on: July 29, 2019, 07:20:16 pm »

Alkohol ubija. Grin

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« Reply #2419 on: July 29, 2019, 07:34:34 pm »

Možda ružičasti. Grin
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« Reply #2420 on: July 31, 2019, 08:40:07 am »


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« Reply #2421 on: July 31, 2019, 06:59:02 pm »

Baš i nije neki fazon.  Angry

Roman koji bi svi trebali da pročitaju, zbog bezbroj antiratnih poruka - a neko se sprda sa tim.
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« Reply #2422 on: August 01, 2019, 08:01:49 am »

Baš i nije neki fazon.  Angry

Roman koji bi svi trebali da pročitaju, zbog bezbroj antiratnih poruka - a neko se sprda sa tim.

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« Reply #2423 on: August 01, 2019, 10:00:02 am »

Možda ružičasti. Grin

Ružičasti slonovi za pacova/štakora/pantaganu.
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« Reply #2424 on: August 01, 2019, 07:47:41 pm »

Jasone, ako je zadnja tvoja poruka upućena meni - i to ti nije fazon. Nekulturno je i ne spada u domen i okvire ponašanja na Palubi.
Budi pozdravljen. 

I pročitaj svakako Remarkovu trilogiju o tri ratna druga u velikom ratu. 
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« Reply #2425 on: August 02, 2019, 08:16:48 am »

I pročitaj svakako Remarkovu trilogiju o tri ratna druga u velikom ratu. 

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« Reply #2426 on: August 02, 2019, 01:35:26 pm »

Ha ha ha, baš je smešno!

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« Reply #2427 on: August 02, 2019, 05:03:24 pm »

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« Reply #2428 on: August 14, 2019, 12:01:27 pm »



Razmišljao sam da li je ovo za Smehoterapiju ili za "pun svet ludaka". Ali ipak, deca su na slici, ne bi bilo u redu.

Ukratko, ko kaže da Srbija nema podmornice ni posade za nju!?


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« Reply #2429 on: August 22, 2019, 12:03:35 am »




   Stariji snimak ali uvek ponesu emocije

   


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