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« Reply #225 on: July 27, 2014, 09:15:52 pm »


Njuz-net je sajt koji objavljuje šaljive, skandalne, satirične i druge, "neozbiljne" vesti i nije ni pokrenut da bi širio tačne informacije.
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« Reply #226 on: July 27, 2014, 10:30:22 pm »


Njuz-net je sajt koji objavljuje šaljive, skandalne, satirične i druge, "neozbiljne" vesti i nije ni pokrenut da bi širio tačne informacije.

Mislim da je i zato Motorista stavio u smehoterapiju. Da je verovao u to stavio bi u pun svet luđaka ili zanimljivosti.
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« Reply #227 on: July 28, 2014, 06:52:30 am »

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« Reply #228 on: July 28, 2014, 12:32:21 pm »



Šefovi se dele u 4 grupe:


1. Pederi

2. Superpederi

3. Antipederi

4. Pederi-madjioničari

 
A zašto?

 
1. Šef-peder kaže: "Petroviću, jebaću te!"

2. Šef super-peder kaže: "Sve ću vas jebati!"

3. Šef anti-peder kaže: "Nemam nameru, Petroviću, da se ovde jebavam s tobom!"

4. Šef peder-madjioničar kaže: "Izjebaću te, Petroviću, tako, da nećeš uspeti ni okom da trepneš!"
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« Reply #229 on: July 28, 2014, 04:27:06 pm »

Na svetu ima 10 vrsta ljudi. Oni koji znaju binarno i oni koji neznaju....
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« Reply #230 on: July 29, 2014, 06:45:26 am »

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« Reply #231 on: July 30, 2014, 06:55:34 am »

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« Reply #232 on: July 30, 2014, 07:36:28 am »

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« Reply #233 on: July 30, 2014, 07:42:56 am »

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« Reply #234 on: July 30, 2014, 08:00:52 am »

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« Reply #235 on: July 31, 2014, 11:23:31 am »

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« Reply #236 on: August 01, 2014, 09:54:14 pm »

 Razgovaraju dvije prijateljice:
- "Ne mogu vjerovati da si se udala za tog starca!"
A druga će:
- "E, draga moja, kad uzmeš lovu, ne gledaš koje je godine štampana."

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Sjede dvije plavuše na kavi, a jedna od njih tužno miješa kavu. Druga se zabrine pa je upita:
- Zašto si tužna, što se dogodilo?
Ova nevoljko odgovara:
- Ma pusti, mislim da me muž vara s drugima ...
Druga plavuša je pita, glasom punim suosjećanja:
- Pa kako znaš?
Prva odgovara:
- Baš gledam onu našu djecu, niti jedno ne liči na njega .

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Pitali Muju što je bolje biti, idiot ili ćelav?
Mujo:
- Pa idiot.
- Zašto mislite da je bolje biti idiot?
Mujo će:
- Pa manje se vidi.

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Što je vrhunac muške vjernosti? Tri puta već oženjen, a stalno ima istu ljubavnicu.
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Koji organ najviše strada tijekom masturbacije?
Uho. Sve vrijeme slušaš da ti neko ne uđe u sobu.
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J-ebem ti plin! J-ebem ti struju! J-ebem ti stanarinu! Država se raspada...
U to ga drot opali pendrekom po glavi.
-Nemereš psova' t državu!
-Al' nisam rek'o koja država!
Opet ga drot pendrekom...
-Aj' ne seri! K'o da ja ne znam koja se raspada!
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« Reply #237 on: August 01, 2014, 09:57:35 pm »

Udjem u trgovinu, a mladi nasmijanii prodavac pita:
 "Sto gospodja zeli?"
"Zelim sampanjac i bogatog ljubavnika, ali sam dosla po kilu kruha!"

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« Reply #238 on: August 01, 2014, 09:59:52 pm »

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« Reply #239 on: August 03, 2014, 08:29:39 pm »

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