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« Reply #1740 on: May 03, 2016, 07:15:52 am » |
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Za Božić prase... za 1. maj janje, naročito kad se potrefi sa Uskrsom.
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« Reply #1741 on: May 03, 2016, 01:04:28 pm » |
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« Reply #1742 on: May 04, 2016, 08:02:10 am » |
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Kakva šteta što nije natrčao neko naoružan vatrenim oružjem, pa da ih obojicu lepo izbuši kao sito. |
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« Reply #1743 on: May 04, 2016, 08:08:13 am » |
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« Reply #1744 on: May 04, 2016, 08:08:59 am » |
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« Reply #1745 on: May 04, 2016, 08:13:28 am » |
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« Reply #1746 on: May 04, 2016, 09:42:44 am » |
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2. мај.
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« Reply #1747 on: May 04, 2016, 07:01:47 pm » |
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« Reply #1748 on: May 05, 2016, 12:52:16 am » |
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« Reply #1749 on: May 05, 2016, 12:56:34 am » |
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« Reply #1750 on: May 05, 2016, 09:44:29 am » |
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« Reply #1751 on: May 05, 2016, 06:16:38 pm » |
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Pala ciganka u komu i leži u bolnici vezana za aparate. Jednog jutra dođe sestra i krene da je kupa i kada je došla do međunožja svi instrumenti počeše da skaču. Ona to prijavi doktoru i on odluči da pozove cigu.
- Gospodine, danas je sestra kupala vašu suprugu i kada je stigla do međunožja ona je počela da daje neke znake moždanih aktivnosti. Zbog toga smo na kolegijumu odlučili da vas zamolimo da probate malo oralno dole i znate, možda vam se supruga probudi iz kome.
- Ma važi dotkore...nego mi malo nezgodno pred vas ovoliko ja da...to...znate...
- Ma ne gospodine, vi će te u ovoj prostoriji biti nasamo sa njom, a mi ćemo u susednoj pratiti instrumente.
- A tako može.
Pređe svo medicinsko osoblje u susednu sobu i zagleda se u monitore, a oni ništa, ni da mrdnu. Posle jedno pet minuta krenu instrumenti da pište, a na monitoru za rad srca poče da ide ravna linija. Oni se uspaniče i ulete u prostoriju sa cigom i cigankom, a ciga ih gleda, sleže ramenima i dok je zakopčavao šlic reče:
- Hebi ga dotkore....udavila se!!!
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« Reply #1752 on: May 07, 2016, 08:42:07 am » |
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Шведски сто.
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« Reply #1753 on: May 08, 2016, 05:57:03 pm » |
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Ja njoj mogu da ispunim sveeee a i ispunjavam vecinu njenih uslova  Ako me obije,onda samo jako  [ Attachment: You are not allowed to view attachments ] |
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« Reply #1754 on: May 09, 2016, 02:25:55 pm » |
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