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« Reply #2055 on: February 13, 2017, 04:46:15 pm » |
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RN Fleet air arm -2030.
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« Reply #2056 on: February 14, 2017, 01:40:09 pm » |
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Slučajni susret u javnom prevozu:
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« Reply #2057 on: February 15, 2017, 02:29:06 pm » |
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« Reply #2058 on: February 15, 2017, 02:31:27 pm » |
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« Reply #2059 on: February 15, 2017, 03:05:33 pm » |
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Pita učiteljica decu od 4 godine :
Kada porastete šta bi želeli da budete ?
Perica odgovara ko iz topa :
- Bio bih milijarder, u kockarnici bi našao kurvu kojoj bih kupio avion da putuje po svetu, kuću u Parizu, kuću na Havaima, dao bih joj zlatnu
karticu bez limita i tucao bi je ko da je zemljotres ili nuklearna eksplozija.....
Učiteljica je nema, ćuti i pokušava da pređe sa smeškom preko Peričinog komentara...
Učiteljica se sa osmehom okreće maloj plavokosoj Marici bademastih, anđeoskih okica
- Marice dušo, šta bi ti želela ?
- Marica samo trepće i odgovara, učiteljice ja bih volela da budem ta Peričina kurva.
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« Reply #2060 on: February 15, 2017, 04:11:58 pm » |
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Svega ima, samo mozga nigde:
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« Reply #2061 on: February 17, 2017, 12:26:40 pm » |
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« Reply #2062 on: February 19, 2017, 06:22:57 pm » |
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Kako spriječiti krađu opreme preko vikenda.  [ Attachment: You are not allowed to view attachments ] poz. |
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« Reply #2063 on: February 19, 2017, 06:29:47 pm » |
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A di je baba?
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« Reply #2065 on: February 22, 2017, 10:05:39 pm » |
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eskluzivno za palubu iz koparskog rajona
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« Reply #2066 on: February 24, 2017, 06:19:30 pm » |
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« Reply #2067 on: February 25, 2017, 06:55:01 pm » |
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Stari vic, ali je aktuelan, pošto se tiče izbeglica, kojih ima puno ovih dana.
U kancelariji americke sluzbe za imigraciju dolazi na red jedan arap:
Do you speak English?
- Yes!
- Name?
- Abdul al-Rhazib.
- Sex?
- Three to five times per week.
- No, no...I mean male or female?
- Sometimes male, sometimes female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, other animals in general.
- But isn't that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer runs too fast.....
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« Reply #2068 on: February 27, 2017, 11:00:23 pm » |
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Valjda nije bilo.
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« Reply #2069 on: March 01, 2017, 11:32:44 am » |
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Također ne znam da li je bilo:
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