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« Reply #2280 on: January 16, 2018, 01:45:52 pm »

 
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« Reply #2281 on: January 21, 2018, 09:57:13 pm »

Preporučujem da pogledate ovaj kratki ruski animirani film..."Na kraju zemlje"

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« Reply #2282 on: January 25, 2018, 09:21:56 am »

Sedi deda u autobusu, a pored njega lepa devojka.
– Gospođice, dao bih 100 evra da vas pljesnem po guzi. – Obrati joj se dekica.
A ona će:
– Matora budalo, šta ti pada na pamet!
Ali kad je malo bolje razmislila, 100 evra je ipak 100 evra, pa kaže dedi:
– ‘Ajde dobro.
Deda zavuče ruku pod suknju, pa miluje, miluje, miluje… A devojka će:
– ‘Ajde bre, pljesni već jednom!
– Eee, pljesnuo bi deka da ima 100 evra…

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Priča muž ženi:
- Zamisli šta se desilo juče. Vratio se moj kolega Mile kući ranije sa posla i zatekao ženu sa ljubavnikom u krevetu, pa od silnog uzbuđenja dobio infarkt.
A žena će:
- To tebi ne može da se desi. Ti imaš jako srce.

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Svađaju se muž i žena.
Žena:
- Ti sav novac potrošiš u kafanii!
Muž:
- Pa šta onda? Ti kupuješ maskaru od 50 eura!
Žena:
- Ali ja je kupujem da ti budem lepa!
Muž:
- Pa i ja pijem da mi budeš lepa!

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- Mama, mama, hoće dečko da me ženi, a nije me još ni upoznao...
- Udaj se kćeri, dok te još nije upoznao!


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Posle mesec dana kome, budi se Mujo i vidi Fatu svu uplakanu kako sedi pored kreveta.
- Fato, dođi bliže da ti nešto kažem.
Fata, sva sretna:
- Šta je, Mujo dragi?
- Sećaš li se kad sam ono izgubio pos'o i svi mi se smejali, a jedina si ti bila uz mene?
- Sećam se
- A sećaš li se kad sam krenuo u privatni biznis i propao, ti si opet bila uz mene?
- Sećam se.
- A sećaš li se kad sam im'o sudar i ti 10 dana nisi išla kući iz bolnice, nego si sve bila uz mene?
- Sećam se.
- A sećaš li se kad su me ono ranili, i tada si bila uz mene?
- Sećam se.
- I sad si opet, posle ove nesreće, bila uz mene?
- Naravno.
- I znaš Fato šta sam ja skont'o?
- Šta ljubavi?
- Fato, ti si meni baksuz!
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« Reply #2283 on: February 10, 2018, 10:47:00 pm »

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« Reply #2284 on: February 10, 2018, 10:52:05 pm »

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« Reply #2286 on: February 13, 2018, 08:22:51 am »

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« Reply #2287 on: February 15, 2018, 07:56:24 pm »

Vratio se Mujo iz kazališta kući. Pita ga komšija - Kako je bolan Mujo bilo u kazalištu.
- Ma odlično. Najbolje je bilo ono na kraju kad su djelili kapute. Ja uzo dva.
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« Reply #2288 on: February 22, 2018, 09:56:03 am »

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« Reply #2289 on: March 04, 2018, 04:09:29 pm »

Internet stratezi i patriote  Grin

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« Reply #2290 on: March 05, 2018, 11:03:07 am »

Ulepšao mi dan i zahebo duks.

Sve sam se popljuvao a burek je bio vruć i masan Smiley


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« Reply #2292 on: March 17, 2018, 03:43:00 pm »

Вести из космонаутике.

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Генијални Стивен Хокинг (1942-2018.) и ја, по једној ствари, били смо веома слични. Наиме, на питање новинара о чему највише размишља, Стивен је одговорио: 'О женама.'


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