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« Reply #15 on: June 05, 2008, 01:52:24 pm »

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Stelt avion najnovije generacije Smiley

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Oćeš levo slabo pečeni ili desno reš jaje Smiley

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Sa ovim odlikovanjima se treba nositi Cheesy

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I u ratu i u miru očuvanje životne okoline je prioritet Smiley

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Maler, loša sreća Smiley


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« Reply #16 on: June 05, 2008, 01:59:47 pm »

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Ispitivanje propustljivosti zaštitne maske Smiley

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Ih, ja bih baš taj tvoj, uh kako dobro izgleda ... Smiley

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Nastavak teme sa magarcima, tvrdoglav, istrajan višenamenski borbeni sistem Smiley


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« Reply #17 on: June 23, 2008, 07:34:16 pm »

ovaj je imao više sreće nego pameti

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« Reply #18 on: June 27, 2008, 03:12:59 pm »

Ovo mora da je u Izraelu ili tu negde iz tog komšiluka... Smiley

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Mali "pacifista" Cheesy

A neki naši pojedinci se žale kako im je težak šlem, još pogledajte, bonus lepljen okvir, i to dodaje težinu.


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« Reply #19 on: November 27, 2008, 01:06:04 am »

Malo smo nepravedno zanemarili ovu temu, preko tri meseca niko ništa nije postovao. pravilo

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« Reply #20 on: December 25, 2008, 12:19:03 am »

Francuska vojnicka anegdota  Grin

Dosao novi general na duznost u tvrdjavu legije stranaca u pustinji. Krenuo vec prvi dan u obilazak tvrdjave i dok je obilazio ugleda mazgu  zavezanu za stub. Upita on najblizeg strazara cemu  sluzi ta mazga?

- Gospodine generale mazga je za zabavu vojnika!  Znate kako je, dugo smo tu bez zena, pa …

- Pa onda joj sredite malo to mesto, napravite joj  nadstresnicu i  slicno ! naredi general i ode dalje.

Nakon mesec dana u pustinji ni general nije mogao vise da izdrzi pa, sta ce - kud ce, odluci da se i on malo zabavi sa mazgom.
Naredi strazaru da je drzi, a on obavi posao. Dok se oblacio, olaksan i zadovoljan, upita strazara:
Reci mi, junace, da li i obicni vojnici to rade ovako kao mi generali?
- Ima razlike , gospodine generale!
Obicni vojnici uglavnom zajasu mazgu i odjasu do najblizeg naselja u kome je javna kuca!

NARAVOUCENIJE:

I kad mislis da sve znas,
iako si sef, pitaj i trazi pojasnjenje jer - tvoja logika ne mora biti uvek ispravna!

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« Reply #21 on: January 11, 2009, 05:35:52 pm »

Ево нешто и од мене


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« Reply #22 on: January 11, 2009, 08:27:47 pm »

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« Reply #23 on: January 11, 2009, 08:29:26 pm »

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« Reply #24 on: January 11, 2009, 08:33:07 pm »

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« Reply #25 on: January 28, 2009, 04:11:21 pm »

Himna 17.brigade torpednih čamca iz 1984.godine....


"SVANULO JE.....IZNAD TORPEDNOGA ĆAMCA......
PIŠAM PREKO OGRADE........I SEREM SA PRAMCA........
DRŽIM SE ZA BITVU I STEŽEM MIŠIĆE,
ČEKAM, DA MI SIZNI DONESE PIĆE......

ps: sejtio se opet na nju danas ujutro.....
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« Reply #26 on: January 30, 2009, 10:06:11 pm »

Типичан Рус, не може без водке па све и да је Спетсназ  Smiley А јесте


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« Reply #27 on: February 01, 2009, 02:08:00 pm »

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« Reply #28 on: February 01, 2009, 02:35:54 pm »

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