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« Reply #60 on: January 16, 2010, 03:02:00 pm »

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« Reply #61 on: January 23, 2010, 01:03:31 am »

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« Reply #62 on: February 09, 2010, 01:30:03 am »

 
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« Reply #63 on: February 23, 2010, 01:36:36 pm »

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« Reply #64 on: March 06, 2010, 06:41:10 pm »

Pošto nije najbolji tenk na svetu, onda je najveći Smiley:
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« Reply #65 on: March 09, 2010, 03:23:48 am »

Vojska na logorovanju vec 20 tak dana u nekoj teskoj zabiti. Porucnik se prikrada da vidi sta mu radi najisturenija grupa negde gore u planini.
Ima sta i da vidi - mladjani vojnicici se skupili oko jedne kobile i samo se dosaptavaju i domundjavaju i zagleduju je.

Iskoci on iz grmlja :
- Ahhaaa, sta radite bre tu !!! ??
- Nista g. pp…orrucnice, evo….t u …..,…. muca vojska
- Odakle vam bre ta kobila !! Gde ste je nabavili !! Za sta je koristite !!?? , sunce li vam zarko !!
- Paaa….,…. g. porucnice znate da smo na logorovanju, da je prvo selo 27 km odavde, paa… , nemamo sta da lazemo, koristimo je za onu stvar, jer nemamo drugaciji izbor, a mladi smo i zeljni seksa.. , uplaseno kaze jedan od njih.
- Pa zar se zato koristi kobila !!???, sunce li vam zarko !!!!
- Pa nemamo drugog izbora, g. porucnice.., daleko smo od civilizacije, …pravdaju se vojnicici.
- Hmmm, pa ono, kad razmislim, i ja sam sa vama u ovoj vukojebini, pa i meni se hoce, sto niste ranije rekli , sunce li vam zarko !!! Sutra uvece da je lepo spremite, ocu i ja da je probam, nikad nisam bio sa kobilom dosad, jel jasno ?? !!!
- Razumemo g. porucnice !!!

Sutra uvece, dolazi on, vojska nalickala kobilu.

- Ajde, ti drzi jednu, a ti drugu nogu, vas dvojica najjacih drzte cvrsto rep !! , Dodaj gajbu, dizi reep, rasirrri noge !!!!

Skine on pantalone, popne se na gajbu i pocne da radi radnju, blista od srece, … prodje 10 min, on ne posustaje

- ……Uh, Uh Uh, Uh , Uh, bas je dooobro ……., Jel i vi ovako isto radite ?? !!! Uh, uh…..
- Maaa … ,..porucnice mi je…. uzjasemo pa…. idemo po devojke, u selo.
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« Reply #66 on: March 22, 2010, 06:25:56 pm »

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« Reply #67 on: March 22, 2010, 06:56:07 pm »

Ruski specijalci:


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« Reply #68 on: March 25, 2010, 07:56:25 pm »

Sve veći broj žena u većini modernih armija je realnost. Evo fotografija iz nekih svetskih armija:

Amerikanke:

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« Reply #69 on: March 25, 2010, 09:09:27 pm »

Već imamo zavidnu galeriju lepih curica u uniformi
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« Reply #70 on: March 25, 2010, 10:52:00 pm »

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« Reply #71 on: April 10, 2010, 10:40:56 am »

Neopravdano zapostavljamo ovu temu:


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« Reply #72 on: April 20, 2010, 09:31:23 pm »

Sad, da li je baš vojnički humor, da li je smešno ili žalosno, prosudite sami:

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« Reply #73 on: April 23, 2010, 06:31:03 pm »

Opet niko ništa ne radi u ovoj temi? A mora neko, da ne zamre, zaboravićemo i da je tu...


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« Reply #74 on: April 24, 2010, 12:46:27 pm »

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