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« Reply #90 on: June 18, 2014, 05:42:00 pm » |
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Gospodja odlucila osuncati guzu i odma problemi. ------------------ Gola žena na prozoru izazvala lančani sudar.Žena koja se gola sunčala na prozoru u Beču bila je uzrok lančanog sudara. Jedan pogled na sliku i jasno je što je vozačima omelo pažnju za volanom. Gola žena, koja je na trećem katu zgrade izbacila kroz prozor stražnjicu i noge, fotografirao je slučajni prolaznik, student Gregory Shakaki, a objavio Daily Mail. [ Attachment: You are not allowed to view attachments ] Jedan od sudionika lančanog sudara ispričao je za lokalne medije da su se ispred njega tri automobila sudarila nakon što je prvi u nizu skrenuo pogled s ceste ispred sebe na neobičan prizor na trećem katu. Automobili su neko vrijeme blokirali promet u ulici, dok policija nije došla na mjesto nesreće, ali se misteriozna dama do tad već povukla s prozora. Dnevnik hr.
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Од свих ратника најјача су два: време и стрпљење.
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« Reply #91 on: June 18, 2014, 06:01:16 pm » |
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Ko da nisi nikad radio s građevincima i ostalim fizikalcima to je sasvim uobičajeno za njih
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« Reply #92 on: June 18, 2014, 06:18:11 pm » |
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Trifko, taj klip sa bosancima je star nekoliko godina, pogledao sam ga, da se ne lažemo, 500 puta a i dalje se smejem ko i prvi put!!! Evo da uzvratim jednim [ Attachment: You are not allowed to view attachments ] [ Attachment: You are not allowed to view attachments ] [ Attachment: You are not allowed to view attachments ] [ Attachment: You are not allowed to view attachments ] [ Attachment: You are not allowed to view attachments ]
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« Reply #93 on: June 20, 2014, 07:26:43 am » |
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KažeMujo Fati: - Čujem ženo da me varaš sa cijelim selom. A Fata će: - A jaka mi sela, 30 kuća.
Žena: Da nismo muž i žena, da li bi me opet zaprosio? Muž: - De matere ti ne započinji svađu !
Brak: udruživanje dvoje ljudi radi rješavanja zajedničkih problema, koje inače ne bi imali da se nisu udružili.
Ako niste zadovoljni sobom ... Idite u predsoblje
Kažu da se u meni krije genije. E pa svaka mu čast, dobro se sakrio....
Plavuša u apoteci: - "Imate li test za trudnoću?" - "Imamo." - "A jesul' teška pitanja?"
Ginekolog pita plavušu: - Da li dosta gubite tijekom mjesečnog ciklusa? - Pa tako, od 1.000 do 3.500 eura!
Plavuša na tečaju prve pomoći sluša savjete o smrzavanju. - Nađete li zimi smrznutog čovjeka, položite ga na leđa, raskopčajte mu odjeću i počnite ga trljati snijegom. Plavuša brzo podigne ruku i upita: - A čime ćemo ga trljati po ljeti?
Koja je razlika između gay vjenčanja i običnog? Na gay vjenčanju dva puta sviraju pjesmu 'Danas majko ženiš svoga sina'.
- Kaže zet punici: - Vi tako dobro izgledate. Bili bi idealan model za nekog kineskog slikara. Punica, sva ushićena, upita: - A zašto baš kineskog? - Pa, oni vole slikati zmajeve.
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Да ли ћемо још коме сметати зато што смо своји?
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« Reply #95 on: June 20, 2014, 11:53:20 am » |
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Да ли ћемо још коме сметати зато што смо своји?
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« Reply #96 on: June 20, 2014, 11:55:39 am » |
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« Reply #103 on: June 24, 2014, 02:58:27 pm » |
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Koliko li je piva protočeno kroz ovaj trbuh?
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« Reply #104 on: June 24, 2014, 06:28:31 pm » |
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Rumunski robot na daljinski
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