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« Reply #13125 on: March 16, 2014, 11:50:16 am » |
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Sjede tri djevojke u kafiću i pita jedna konobara:
- Koji je pasword za Wi-Fi?
- JeboVasKonobar.
- Jel’ to odvojeno?
- Ne, nego sve zajedno.
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« Reply #13126 on: March 17, 2014, 07:42:22 am » |
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« Reply #13127 on: March 17, 2014, 07:45:13 am » |
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« Reply #13128 on: March 17, 2014, 12:08:03 pm » |
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« Reply #13129 on: March 17, 2014, 07:14:50 pm » |
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« Reply #13130 on: March 18, 2014, 08:20:52 am » |
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« Reply #13132 on: March 18, 2014, 07:23:20 pm » |
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Kad Mujo grli svoju ženu?
Samo kad vozi u rikverc!
Pijanog momka prate tamburaši iz birtije. Gleda to svećenik, pa mu kaže: 'E, nesrećo jedna, zar te takvi prate?' 'Bolje oni nego ti!'
Što je hrabrost? Kad muškarac na vlastitoj svadbi naruči pjesmu 'Nije život jedna žena'.
Momak u taksiju jede čokoladu i taksist mu kaže: 'Dečko, to će ti uništiti zube.' Momak odgovara: 'Moj djed je doživio 102 godine.' 'Zato jer je jeo čokoladu?' 'Ne, nego zato jer je gledao svoja posla!'
Mujo i Haso leže slomljeni u bolnici: 'Što se tebi dogodilo?' 'Nisam htio ženi kupiti auto. A tebi?' 'Ja sam svojoj kupio auto.'
Stoji žena ispred ogledala i gleda se, gleda, gleda... a onda se okrene mužu i kaže: 'Za bolje i nisi.'
Kako je Mujo otkrio da ga Fata vara? Nakon što se preselio još uvijek je imao istog poštara.
Što je to optička iluzija? Kad netko izgleda inteligentno zahvaljujući naočalama.
Donio pijetao nojevo jaje pred kokoši, pa kaže: 'Dame, nije da vam nešto zamjeram, ali vidite kako se to radi u inozemstvu!'
Razgovaraju dvije susjede: 'Susjeda, tko je onaj zgodni frajer kojeg si jutros ispratila iz stana?' 'A, to je student četvrte godine medicine...' 'Redovan?' 'Ma, ne - samo kad mi je muž na putu.'
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« Reply #13133 on: March 18, 2014, 07:24:16 pm » |
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« Reply #13134 on: March 18, 2014, 07:26:28 pm » |
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« Reply #13135 on: March 18, 2014, 07:29:04 pm » |
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« Reply #13137 on: March 18, 2014, 07:42:36 pm » |
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Mujo: “Fato, ajde ti u šumu po drva!”
Fata: “Zašto?”
Mujo: “Svaki put kada idem naguzi me medo!”
Fata: “A zašto bi sada i mene guzio?”
Mujo: “Zbog ravnoteže u prirodi.”
Vraća se Fata iz šume i vuče medvjeda.
Mujo: “Fato, zašto si ga ubila?”
Fata: “Živ je, samo je iscrpljen!”
Mujo: “Onda će me opet naguziti kada se probudi.”
Fata: “Neće, ti ideš u šumu.”
Mujo: “A on?”
Fata: “On ostaje tu!”
Mujo: Zašto?”
Fata: “Zbog ravnoteže u prirodi.”
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