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« Reply #13425 on: May 11, 2014, 08:57:28 am » |
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« Reply #13426 on: May 11, 2014, 06:16:42 pm » |
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Na pravom mestu u pravo vreme...
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« Reply #13427 on: May 12, 2014, 07:05:13 am » |
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« Reply #13428 on: May 12, 2014, 07:07:49 am » |
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« Reply #13429 on: May 13, 2014, 08:38:33 am » |
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« Reply #13430 on: May 13, 2014, 08:39:51 am » |
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« Reply #13431 on: May 13, 2014, 09:42:51 am » |
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Mali Perica je pitao mamu što znače dvije riječi koje djeca u školi često koriste - "Mačkica" i "Kučka". Mama se iznenadila ali je pribrano odgovorila: - O, pa to je lako. Mačkica je mala maca, kao naš mali Žuća. A kučka je ženka psa, kao naša Garava. - Hvala mama. Onda je Perica sreo tatu ispred garaže: - Tata, djeca u školi koriste riječi koje ne razumijem. - Koje riječi, sine? - "Mačkica" i "kučka". Pitao sam mamu ali mislim da mi nije rekla pravo značenje. - Sine, nikada ne pitaj mamu u vezi takvih stvari, pitaj mene. Ja ću da ti objasnim. Izvadio je Plejboj, otvorio duplericu, nacrtao krug posred međunožja i rekao: - Ovo unutar kruga je mačkica. - Shvatio sam, tata, a šta je kučka? - Sve izvan kruga!
Stara baka dođe kod ginekologa i zatraži kontracepcijske pilule. Doktor se iznenadi i kaže: - Ali bako, za što vam trebaju te pilule? - Znate doktore, te me pilule jako smiruju. - Smiruju? - Da. Stavim svako jutro jednu svojoj unuci u mleko i onda sam mirna celi dan...
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« Reply #13432 on: May 13, 2014, 02:22:00 pm » |
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« Reply #13433 on: May 13, 2014, 10:50:43 pm » |
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« Reply #13434 on: May 14, 2014, 01:38:18 am » |
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« Reply #13435 on: May 14, 2014, 07:07:08 am » |
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« Reply #13436 on: May 14, 2014, 07:09:04 am » |
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« Reply #13437 on: May 14, 2014, 10:46:50 pm » |
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« Reply #13438 on: May 14, 2014, 10:48:18 pm » |
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« Reply #13439 on: May 15, 2014, 10:59:21 am » |
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Apropo ove kišice u Srbiji...
Mama, mama...jel smem napolje? Smeš sine, samo nemoj u duboko!
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