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« Reply #225 on: July 27, 2014, 09:15:52 pm » |
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Njuz-net je sajt koji objavljuje šaljive, skandalne, satirične i druge, "neozbiljne" vesti i nije ni pokrenut da bi širio tačne informacije.
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« Reply #226 on: July 27, 2014, 10:30:22 pm » |
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Njuz-net je sajt koji objavljuje šaljive, skandalne, satirične i druge, "neozbiljne" vesti i nije ni pokrenut da bi širio tačne informacije.
Mislim da je i zato Motorista stavio u smehoterapiju. Da je verovao u to stavio bi u pun svet luđaka ili zanimljivosti.
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« Reply #227 on: July 28, 2014, 06:52:30 am » |
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« Reply #228 on: July 28, 2014, 12:32:21 pm » |
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Šefovi se dele u 4 grupe:
1. Pederi
2. Superpederi
3. Antipederi
4. Pederi-madjioničari
A zašto?
1. Šef-peder kaže: "Petroviću, jebaću te!"
2. Šef super-peder kaže: "Sve ću vas jebati!"
3. Šef anti-peder kaže: "Nemam nameru, Petroviću, da se ovde jebavam s tobom!"
4. Šef peder-madjioničar kaže: "Izjebaću te, Petroviću, tako, da nećeš uspeti ni okom da trepneš!"
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« Reply #229 on: July 28, 2014, 04:27:06 pm » |
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Na svetu ima 10 vrsta ljudi. Oni koji znaju binarno i oni koji neznaju....
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« Reply #230 on: July 29, 2014, 06:45:26 am » |
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« Reply #231 on: July 30, 2014, 06:55:34 am » |
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« Reply #232 on: July 30, 2014, 07:36:28 am » |
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« Reply #233 on: July 30, 2014, 07:42:56 am » |
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« Reply #234 on: July 30, 2014, 08:00:52 am » |
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« Reply #235 on: July 31, 2014, 11:23:31 am » |
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« Reply #236 on: August 01, 2014, 09:54:14 pm » |
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Razgovaraju dvije prijateljice: - "Ne mogu vjerovati da si se udala za tog starca!" A druga će: - "E, draga moja, kad uzmeš lovu, ne gledaš koje je godine štampana."
******* Sjede dvije plavuše na kavi, a jedna od njih tužno miješa kavu. Druga se zabrine pa je upita: - Zašto si tužna, što se dogodilo? Ova nevoljko odgovara: - Ma pusti, mislim da me muž vara s drugima ... Druga plavuša je pita, glasom punim suosjećanja: - Pa kako znaš? Prva odgovara: - Baš gledam onu našu djecu, niti jedno ne liči na njega .
******* Pitali Muju što je bolje biti, idiot ili ćelav? Mujo: - Pa idiot. - Zašto mislite da je bolje biti idiot? Mujo će: - Pa manje se vidi.
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Što je vrhunac muške vjernosti? Tri puta već oženjen, a stalno ima istu ljubavnicu. ******* Koji organ najviše strada tijekom masturbacije? Uho. Sve vrijeme slušaš da ti neko ne uđe u sobu. ******* J-ebem ti plin! J-ebem ti struju! J-ebem ti stanarinu! Država se raspada... U to ga drot opali pendrekom po glavi. -Nemereš psova' t državu! -Al' nisam rek'o koja država! Opet ga drot pendrekom... -Aj' ne seri! K'o da ja ne znam koja se raspada!
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« Reply #237 on: August 01, 2014, 09:57:35 pm » |
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Udjem u trgovinu, a mladi nasmijanii prodavac pita: "Sto gospodja zeli?" "Zelim sampanjac i bogatog ljubavnika, ali sam dosla po kilu kruha!"
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« Reply #238 on: August 01, 2014, 09:59:52 pm » |
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« Reply #239 on: August 03, 2014, 08:29:39 pm » |
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