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« Reply #13096 on: March 11, 2014, 09:24:52 am » |
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« Reply #13097 on: March 11, 2014, 09:26:25 am » |
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« Reply #13098 on: March 11, 2014, 09:28:07 am » |
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« Reply #13099 on: March 11, 2014, 11:01:36 am » |
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Ovo se desilo u Francuskoj jednom Englezu, koji je bio potpuno pijan. Francuski saobraćajac je zaustavio njegov auto i pitao gospodina da li je pio. Teškom mukom Englez je priznao da je pio ceo dan, da mu se ćerka udala za Francuza, a da je pio Šampanjac i nekoliko boca vina na prijemu i na kraju nekoliko časa slada. Potpuno uznemiren, policajac je počeo alkotest (da duva) i upitao Engleza da li zna da je po zakonima Francuske sada uhapšen. Englez mu je odgovorio: Ne, ali da li vi znate da je ovo engleski auto i da je moja supruga vozač...na drugoj strani???
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Срела се два другара из средње школе на пијаци.
- Где си, бре, нисам те видео сто година! Јеси ти беше завршио медицину?
- Јесам, јесам, просек 8,9.
- Свака част, увек си био мозак! А пошто су ти краставци?
Гледала ми Циганка у длан, па каже:
- До 35-е године паре неће димаш, ће се мучиш много…
- Је ли, а после 35-е?
- Ће се навикнеш на то…
Умре комуниста и дође пред Бога.
Овај га погледа и каже:
Ниси ти за мене. Вас комунисте све шаљем у пакао.
Позове ђавола, те овај одведе комунисту.
После неколико месеци провири Бог у пакао, кад тамо све доведено у ред, цвета цвеће, трава подшишана…
Позове он ђавола да види шта се то дешава.
То је заслуга оног твог комунисте. Све нас довео у ред! – каже ђаво.
Свиди се то Богу и договоре се да он позајми комунисту на неко време, да мало среди рај, али да га обавезно врати.
Прође месец дана, нема Бога да врати комунисту, прође два месеца, опет ништа, досадило ђаволу да чека и покуца код Бога:
ГОСПОДЕ, шта је са Вама?
Слушај, нисам ти ја никакав ГОСПОДИН, немој тако да ме зовеш. Ја сам ДРУГ, а највероватније и НЕ ПОСТОЈИМ!
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« Reply #13102 on: March 13, 2014, 12:39:09 am » |
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« Reply #13108 on: March 13, 2014, 11:50:14 am » |
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Požar u Karton Sitiju i Ciga prijavljuje panduru šta je sve izgorelo: -LED televizor Samsung! Pandur napiše. Bošova mašina za veš! Pandur napiše. -Bošova pegla! Pandur ga gleda .... pa napiše. -Bošova mašina za posuđe! Pandur popizde pa mu kaže: -Ajde bre Cigo ne laži toliko, pa ti nisi ni struju imao ovde dovedenu! ...Gleda ga Ciga....gleda...misli....misli....pa kaže: ...PIŠI... - Agregat Honda ... na dizel.. *** Umrla Fata. Iz mrtvačnice je iznose u sanduku i udare slučajno sandukom o štok od vrata. Čuju iz sanduka "Uhhh". Začuđeno otvore sanduk, kad Fata živa. I tako poslije novih 10 godina u braku s Mujom, Fata umre. Opet je iznose iz mrtvačnice u sanduku, kad trči Mujo i viče: "Pazite na štok, jebem vas smotane!" |
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