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« Reply #13140 on: March 19, 2014, 08:46:29 am » |
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« Reply #13141 on: March 19, 2014, 08:47:24 am » |
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« Reply #13142 on: March 19, 2014, 08:48:33 am » |
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« Reply #13143 on: March 19, 2014, 09:02:59 am » |
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« Reply #13144 on: March 20, 2014, 07:55:41 am » |
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« Reply #13145 on: March 20, 2014, 07:56:49 am » |
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« Reply #13146 on: March 20, 2014, 05:59:26 pm » |
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U školi učitelj matematike pita malog Muju : - Mujo, ako ti dam dva zeca, pa još dva zeca i još dva zeca, kol’ko ćeš imati zečeva? Mujo : Sedam! Učitelj: – Ne, slušaj me pažljivo: -Ako ti dam dva zeca, pa još dva zeca i još dva zeca, koli’ko ćeš imati zečeva? Mujo opet: sedam! Učitelj: Dobro, da te pitam ovako: -Ako ti dam dvije krave, pa još dvije krave i onda još dvije krave. Kol’ko češ onda imati krava? Mujo : šest ! Učitelj: Doobro! A sad, ako ti dam dva zeca, pa još dva zeca i još dva zeca, kol’ko ćeš imati zečeva? Mujo : Sedam!!! Učitelj: Neee Mujo, kako onda imaš sedam jeb**ih zečeva!? Mujo: Jer već kući imam jednoga jeb***g zeca ! ____
Pita učiteljica Pericu: - Perice, šta nam daje kokoška? - Јаja. - Bravo. A šta drugo? - Јоš jaja. - Dobro, a na čemu ti spavaš? - Na krevetu. - А šta ti je pod glavom? - Ruke. - Hmm… Da probamo drukčije. Na čemu spava tvoj otac? - Na mami. - А kad ti mama nije tu? - Na komšinici. - А kad nema komšinice? - Тad nema ni tate. - Jaooo… Ajmo ovako, na čemu spava tvoj deda? - Na krevetu. - I šta stavlja pod glavu? - Јаstuk. - Ako udarimo jastuk, šta dobijemo? - Prašinu! - А ako ga udarimo jače? - Vaške! - А акo uzmeš nož i isečeš jastuk, šta dobiješ? - Šamar od dede! - Dobro, šamar, šta još? - Perje. - Еее, konačno! I znači, šta nam daje kokoška? - Pa rekao sam vam – jaja! ___
Koja je razlika između rakije i Red Bulla? Od Red Bulla dobiješ krila, a od rakije pogon na sve četiri.
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« Reply #13149 on: March 21, 2014, 08:09:43 am » |
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