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« Reply #13140 on: March 19, 2014, 08:46:29 am »
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« Reply #13141 on: March 19, 2014, 08:47:24 am »
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« Reply #13142 on: March 19, 2014, 08:48:33 am »
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« Reply #13143 on: March 19, 2014, 09:02:59 am »
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« Reply #13144 on: March 20, 2014, 07:55:41 am »
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« Reply #13145 on: March 20, 2014, 07:56:49 am »
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« Reply #13146 on: March 20, 2014, 05:59:26 pm »
U školi učitelj matematike pita malog Muju :
- Mujo, ako ti dam dva zeca, pa još dva zeca i još dva zeca, kol’ko ćeš imati zečeva?
Mujo : Sedam!
Učitelj: – Ne, slušaj me pažljivo:
-Ako ti dam dva zeca, pa još dva zeca i još dva zeca, koli’ko ćeš imati zečeva?
Mujo opet: sedam!
Učitelj: Dobro, da te pitam ovako:
-Ako ti dam dvije krave, pa još dvije krave i onda još dvije krave.
Kol’ko češ onda imati krava?
Mujo : šest !
Učitelj: Doobro! A sad, ako ti dam dva zeca, pa još dva zeca i još dva zeca, kol’ko ćeš imati zečeva?
Mujo : Sedam!!!
Učitelj: Neee Mujo, kako onda imaš sedam jeb**ih zečeva!?
Mujo: Jer već kući imam jednoga jeb***g zeca !
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Pita učiteljica Pericu:
- Perice, šta nam daje kokoška?
- Јаja.
- Bravo. A šta drugo?
- Јоš jaja.
- Dobro, a na čemu ti spavaš?
- Na krevetu.
- А šta ti je pod glavom?
- Ruke.
- Hmm… Da probamo drukčije. Na čemu spava tvoj otac?
- Na mami.
- А kad ti mama nije tu?
- Na komšinici.
- А kad nema komšinice?
- Тad nema ni tate.
- Jaooo… Ajmo ovako, na čemu spava tvoj deda?
- Na krevetu.
- I šta stavlja pod glavu?
- Јаstuk.
- Ako udarimo jastuk, šta dobijemo?
- Prašinu!
- А ako ga udarimo jače?
- Vaške!
- А акo uzmeš nož i isečeš jastuk, šta dobiješ?
- Šamar od dede!
- Dobro, šamar, šta još?
- Perje.
- Еее, konačno! I znači, šta nam daje kokoška?
- Pa rekao sam vam – jaja!
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« Reply #13147 on: March 21, 2014, 07:38:05 am »
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« Reply #13148 on: March 21, 2014, 07:39:17 am »
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« Reply #13149 on: March 21, 2014, 08:09:43 am »
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