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« Reply #90 on: May 28, 2023, 08:17:52 am » |
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« Reply #91 on: May 28, 2023, 08:20:04 am » |
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- Зашто не радиш ништа? Рад још није никог у6ио. - Hе волим да рескирам!
- Јелена, Тоша је запросио твоју руку. - Али, тата, ја не бих хтела да се растајем од маме. - Поведи и њу!
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« Reply #92 on: May 31, 2023, 11:17:11 am » |
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« Reply #93 on: May 31, 2023, 11:21:11 am » |
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На робији.
- А шта сте ви учинили младићу? - Опљачкао сем Општу кредитну банку! - Каква случајност! Па ја сам тој банци био генерални директор.
- Замислите, мога сина пустили су пре времена са робије, због доброг владања! - Ето видите! Зар вам нисам увек говорио да ће ваш син кад-тад осветлати вам образ?
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« Reply #94 on: June 01, 2023, 08:55:41 am » |
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« Reply #95 on: June 01, 2023, 08:58:07 am » |
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« Reply #96 on: June 01, 2023, 09:00:43 am » |
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- Можете ли, господине, да ми поклоните некакву стару одећу? - Жалим. Моја је жена отпутовала на море а ја не знам којих ствари да се отарасим. - Ја скупљам и празне флаше.
- За какве сте ви сукње, дуге или кратке? - Истину да вам кажем: ни за какве…
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« Reply #97 on: June 02, 2023, 08:30:10 am » |
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« Reply #99 on: June 03, 2023, 08:44:41 am » |
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- Зашто си љута на мене? - Заборавила сам, али знам да ти никад не могу опростити.
- Ви сте, дакле, најстарији човек у овом селу. А да ли сте цео живот провели у њему? - Па... цео још нисам.
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« Reply #100 on: June 03, 2023, 08:49:53 am » |
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« Reply #102 on: June 04, 2023, 10:04:00 am » |
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- Морате престати да пијете. - Ја не пијем, господине докторе. - Онда морате оставити дуван. - Ја сам непушач. - Е, онда морате ићи код психијатра.
- Вратио си се, дакле, из Минхена. Сад сигурно већ течно говориш немачки. - То не, али течно пијем пиво.
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