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« Reply #13173 on: March 25, 2014, 07:37:04 am » |
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« Reply #13174 on: March 25, 2014, 07:38:21 am » |
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« Reply #13175 on: March 25, 2014, 10:14:02 am » |
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Praktični priručnik kako upropastiti muškarca:
1 . Udajte se za njega.
2. Obavezno mu kažite da vam on nije ni prvi ni poslednji.
3. Napravite ljubomornu scenu kada za to nema ama baš nikakvog povoda.
4. Ostanite potpuno hladne glave ako imate razloga za ljubomoru.
5. Kad god mu je do sexa - odbijte ga.
6. Kad mu nije do sexa - navalite na njega.
7. Sve pare koje od njega izvučete obavezno odmah potrošite na gluposti.
8. Kad s njim obilazite radnje trudite se da shoping što duže traje.
9. Konstantno ga podsećajte kako malo zaradjuje.
10. Non-stop mu pridikujte kako su svi njegovi prijatelji uspešniji od njega.
11. Rasterajte njegove prijatelje koji su zaista manje uspešni.
12. Kad ste sami s njim trudite se da izgledate kao čudovište!
13. Budite kao boginja kad god vam u posetu dodje neko zgodno muško stvorenje.
14. Rodite mu samo jedno dete, dovoljno je.
15. Ime deteta je važno. Gledajte da to bude po nekome iz vaše familije.
16. Ne zaboravite - mama je vaš najbolji prijatelj.
17. Istovremeno, njegova mama je vaš najveći neprijatelj.
18. Nemojte se smejati kad je on raspoložen, već složite neku nadrndanu facu.
19. Ako je neraspoložen onda zalepite osmeh od uva do uva.
20. Uvek govorite kako mu noge smrde naročito pred trećim licima.
21. Zaposlite se na takvom radnom mestu gde se ne zna precizno radno vreme.
22. Organizujte mu vrlo česte fizičke aktivnosti u vidu pomeranja nameštaja po kući, a ako odbije poslušnost, prenesite vi samo jednu stolicu pa se na sav glas žalite prijateljicama kako ste se zbog njega iskilavili.
23. Čim se u kući nešto pokvari ne čekajte da on popravi već zovite majstora.
24. Budite veoma strogi prema svim njegovim pogrešnim potezima, a ako baš niste neko zlopamtilo, to zapišite pred njim u sveščicu.
25. U istu sveščicu zapišite sve što on u bunilu obeća, pa onda svakog dana vadite sveščicu uz komentar „Evo, ovde je nešto zapisano...”
26. Obećajte mu sve što vam padne na pamet , ali ni u ludilu to ne ispunjavajte.
27. Usisivač isključivo koristite kad on gleda sport na TV-u.
28. Koristite pred njim često uzrečice kao što su „Šta li sam ja Bogu zgrešila...”
29. Pitajte ga šta želi za nedeljni ručak pa kad se odluči, spremite nešto drugo.
30. Morate imati neke tajne koje mu nikad nećete otkriti. Neka te tajne prosto iz vas zrače i čine da se on oseća neprijatno.
31. Uvek mu do besvesti prepričavajte sve one bezvezne detalje s posla.
32. Ne dozvolite da vas davi svojim poslom i takve pokušaje u startu stopirajte.
33. Njegovoj majci se uvek obraćajte sa „tetka” + ime.
34. S vremena na vreme plačite pred njim bez razloga.
35. Svoju platu trošite samo na sebe, isključivo na garderobu i kozmetiku.
36. Dok je dete malo uvaljujte ga njegovim roditeljima na čuvanje, a kad odraste onda ga isključivo šaljite kod vaše mame s obrazloženjem da njegova majka ne ume da vaspitava (za šta je on najbolji dokaz)
37. Stalno mu spominjite mogućnost razvoda, ali se na taj korak odlučite tek kada nađete
novu žrtvu.
38. VAŽNO!!! OVAJ PRIRUČNIK NE PRIMENJUJTE AKO VAM JE MUŽ SIROVINA, JER MOŽETE DA DOBIJETE BATINE!
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« Reply #13178 on: March 26, 2014, 05:09:39 pm » |
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« Reply #13179 on: March 26, 2014, 05:55:57 pm » |
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« Reply #13182 on: March 27, 2014, 04:02:44 pm » |
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« Reply #13183 on: March 27, 2014, 08:56:27 pm » |
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