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« Reply #12900 on: February 05, 2014, 03:04:08 pm » |
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Ne znam da li ste znali ali ovaj balkanski osvezivac stvarno postoji. Malo drugacije izgleda ali verujm da lepo mirise http://www.hocuto.rs/poklon/mirisna-slaninica/4405 |
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« Reply #12901 on: February 05, 2014, 03:12:12 pm » |
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Од свих ратника најјача су два: време и стрпљење.
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« Reply #12902 on: February 05, 2014, 07:02:41 pm » |
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« Reply #12903 on: February 05, 2014, 10:13:16 pm » |
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« Reply #12904 on: February 05, 2014, 10:14:41 pm » |
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« Reply #12909 on: February 07, 2014, 08:54:42 am » |
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Cemu sminkanje ?!
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« Reply #12910 on: February 07, 2014, 12:32:20 pm » |
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Mujo u Sloveniji
Vozi Mujo kamion kroz Sloveniju kad odjednom ga zaustavi policajac.
Kaže policajac:
- Gospod, migalec vam ne dela!
Izađe Mujo napolje i gleda okolo i čudi se.
Policajac navalio:
- Gospod, pogledajte, migalec vam ne dela!
Mujo gleda okolo sav u čudu.
Opet policajac:
- Migalec vam ne dela!
Kad Mujo odjednom:
- Ma jebo te migalec, gledam bolan gdje mi je prikolica.
Haso: "Mujo, pod stare dane postali smo pederi."
Mujo: "Otkuda ti sada to?"
Haso: "Pa mene jebe Alzchajmer, a tebe Parkinson!"
Pita Mujo Hasu:
- "Jel jarane, kako odgajaš ti svoju djecu, batinama ili lijepim riječima?"
- "Pa naravno, lijepim riječima!"
- "A batine?"
- "Primjenim i to ponekad, ali isključivo u samoodbrani!"
Vraća se Huso pripit kasno uveče kući i Fata ga bijesno dočeka na vratima:
- "Tako dakle, u tri ujutru se vraćaš kući?"
- "Ko kaže da se vraćam, samo sam došo po gitaru!"
Igraju Mujo i Haso poker. Mujo će:
- Kakve karte imaš?
- Tri asa, a ti?
- Dvije sedmice i nož.
- U jebem te, al' te ide karta.
Dolazi Mujo u trgovinu pa kaže:
- Molim jedan kurton.
A prodavačica će :
- Kako ste tako nekulturni gospodine, ima i ljepših načina da se to traži!
Na to će Mujo:
- U pravu ste!
Skine potom gače, stavi ga na pult i kaže:
- Molim radno odijelo za gospodina!
Zagorec se odlučil krstit s 59 godina.
Pita ga svećenik tijekom obreda: Odričeš li se Sotone?
Zagorec: Nisam došel na razvod neg na krštenje!
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« Reply #12911 on: February 07, 2014, 07:05:33 pm » |
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« Reply #12912 on: February 07, 2014, 07:07:15 pm » |
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« Reply #12913 on: February 07, 2014, 07:09:27 pm » |
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