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« Reply #13267 on: April 10, 2014, 09:36:15 am » |
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« Reply #13268 on: April 10, 2014, 09:38:14 am » |
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« Reply #13269 on: April 10, 2014, 02:31:51 pm » |
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Godine
Počasti žena sebe fejsliftingom za rođendan i bude sasvim zadovoljna rezultatom.
Na putu do kuće zaustavi se u butiku, pa na izlazu upita prodavca:
- "Nadam se da Vas ne gnjavim, ali šta mislite koliko godina imam?"
Prodavac odgovori:
- "35", a žena kaže:
- "Zapravo, imam 47", i sva zadovoljna izađe iz butika.
Skoči zatim do McDonaldsa i nakon što je naručila jelo, upita čoveka za kasom:
- "Nadam se da Vas ne gnjavim, ali šta mislite koliko godina imam?"
Tip odgovori:
- "29". Žena kaže:
- "Zapravo, imam 47" i izađe sva srećna i zadovoljna.
Dok je na stanici čekala autobus, priupita jednog starca isto pitanje.
Starac će:
- "Ja imam 85 godina, pa moj vid nije kao što je nekad bio, a kad sam bio mlađi
imao sam odličan način da doznam partnerkine godine,
samo bi u tom slučaju morao da zavučem ruku u vaše gaćice".
Pošto nije bilo nikog u okolini, a znatiželja čini svoje, žena pristane.
Stari zavuče ruku u njene gaće, nežno čeprka jedno 5 minuta, zatim izvuče ruku pa reče:
- "47."
Žena uzviknu:
- "Pa to je neverovatno. Kako ste pogodili?!"
Starina odgovori:
- "Bio sam iza Vas u McDonaldsu."
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« Reply #13270 on: April 10, 2014, 04:56:02 pm » |
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Vezano za prethodni vic: Kakav je osećaj kada starijoj gospođi zavučeš ruku u gaćice?
- Kao kada ti konj jede iz ruke!
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« Reply #13271 on: April 10, 2014, 06:37:46 pm » |
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« Reply #13272 on: April 10, 2014, 09:17:22 pm » |
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Pita direktor spremačicu zašto je stalno umorna na poslu?
- Ne razumete vi to direktore...
- Rukovodim firmom od preko 5000 zaposlenih. Objasni - razumeću.
- Dodjem kući svaki dan u 8 sati uveče i dok spremim večeru već je 10. Tada moj Mika navali da j.be, eto 12. Onda navali njegov brat da j.be i evo 2 sata. Tada pijan iz kafane dodje njihov tatko, i on j.be do 5. Zato sam umorna.
- Stvarno mnogo j.banja...
- Rekoh ja da nećete razumijeti. Nije mnogo j.banja. Malo je spavanja!
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« Reply #13273 on: April 10, 2014, 09:48:58 pm » |
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A u "Policijskom priručniku" za policajce u gradu Sarajevu za 1940. godinu u jednoj odredbi lepo piše: Ako policajac dežura ulicom PA NAIĐE NA KRALJA... treba da postupi na sledeći način...  |
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« Reply #13274 on: April 10, 2014, 09:59:17 pm » |
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Zašto žene žive duže od muškaraca...
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