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« Reply #13335 on: April 22, 2014, 10:26:46 pm »
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« Reply #13336 on: April 22, 2014, 10:27:59 pm »
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« Reply #13337 on: April 22, 2014, 10:28:37 pm »
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« Reply #13338 on: April 23, 2014, 06:39:58 am »
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« Reply #13339 on: April 23, 2014, 06:41:09 am »
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« Reply #13340 on: April 24, 2014, 07:03:20 am »
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« Reply #13341 on: April 24, 2014, 07:04:22 am »
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« Reply #13342 on: April 24, 2014, 07:38:33 am »
Dođe Cigo na kiosk i traži loto listić koji se završava na 64.
Prodavač: Baš mora na 64?!
Cigo: Mora!
Prevrne prodavač sve listiće i nađe.
Poslije par dana izvuku cigin listić i on se obogati.
Svrati cigo do kioska i daje prodavaču 2.000 eura zato što se potrudio.
Prodavač: Ne treba, samo mi reci kako si znao da se dobitna kombinacija završava na 64.
Cigo: Sanajo sam san. Divna plaža. A po njoj trči 7 belih konja, a na njima jaše 7 divnih devojki.
Prodavač: Pa?
Cigo: Pa pomnoži!
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« Reply #13343 on: April 24, 2014, 09:12:07 am »
Kako se zove Bosanka kojoj je sve jasno?
Jasna
Kako se zove Bosanka koja radi u računovodstvu?
Sabira.
Kako se zove Bosanka koja uveličava?
Zumka.
Kako se zove usamljena Bosanka?
Samka.
Kako se zove Bosanac koji ne puši?
Nedim.
Kako se zove Bosanka koja studira na DIF-u?
Sadifa.
Kako se zove Bosanac koji pravi džem?
Džemo.
Kako se zove Bosanka koja traži nanu?
Dženana.
Kako se zove Bosanac koji nikad nije bio na Mesecu?
Munever.
Kako se zove Bosanka koja se nada ?
Senada.
Kako se zove Bosanka nimfomanka?
Nebira
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« Reply #13344 on: April 24, 2014, 10:26:14 pm »
Moja baka Tankosava me je podučavala o svojim prakticnim iskustvima:
"Za bolju probavu pijem pivo, kod pomanjkana apetita belo vino, kod niskog pritiska crno vino, kod visokog pritiska konjak i kada sam prehladjena uzmem  čašicu šljivovice".
"A kada pijes vodu?"
"Tako tesku bolest nisam nikada imala!"
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« Reply #13345 on: April 25, 2014, 06:54:22 am »
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« Reply #13346 on: April 25, 2014, 06:56:09 am »
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« Reply #13347 on: April 25, 2014, 10:29:51 am »
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« Reply #13348 on: April 26, 2014, 06:17:56 pm »
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« Reply #13349 on: April 26, 2014, 06:20:31 pm »
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