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« Reply #13350 on: April 26, 2014, 08:22:47 pm »
Tri inzinjera nalaze se u jednoj kafani, jedan amer, jedan njemac i jedan makedonac.
Makedonac prilazi kolegama i uljudno ih pita " Izvolte gospodo, sta bi porucili ?? "
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« Reply #13351 on: April 26, 2014, 09:02:49 pm »
Mislio sam se gdje da ovu sliku postavim pa evo neka bude tu.!
Slika bi se mogla zvati "Fatima dobro došla u Hrvatsku". 

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Од свих ратника најјача су два: време и стрпљење.
« Reply #13352 on: April 27, 2014, 09:30:33 am »
Napredovanje u nauci
Profesor izabere glupog asistenta da ga ovaj ne bi nadmašio. Onda asistent kad postane profesor izabere još glupljeg da ga ne bi nadmašio. Kad u lancu neko bude toliko glup pa se zajebe i sebi izabere pametnijeg asistenta, onda je to napredovanje u nauci.
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« Reply #13353 on: April 27, 2014, 10:13:26 am »
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« Reply #13354 on: April 27, 2014, 10:17:30 am »
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« Reply #13355 on: April 27, 2014, 02:50:57 pm »
Car,genije.... Grin Grin Grin Grin

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« Reply #13356 on: April 28, 2014, 06:35:53 am »
Vrhunac pijanstva:
Zagrliš tuš i moliš ga da prestane da plače!
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« Reply #13357 on: April 28, 2014, 06:48:32 am »
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« Reply #13358 on: April 28, 2014, 06:49:32 am »
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« Reply #13359 on: April 28, 2014, 07:20:32 am »
Jedino se u BOSNI
kafa peče,
hljeb kuha,
jaja ubijaju i
čarape čuju...
Kada padneš pitaju te jesi li se ubio,
i kćerku zovu 'sine',
u Bosni se spava kao zaklan,
kad ga pitaš: kako si?, on ti kaže: - Nako!
u Bosni se ne kaže otvori usta, nego ZINI!
Jedino se u Bosni kaže "gdje si" a čovjek stoji ispred tebe,
u Bosni se ne koriste recepti, nego OD OKA, OFRLJE...
u Bosni MORAŠ ići u školu i dobro učit' da ne bi ko'po kanale
ili ono: Bjež' mi s očiju da te ne vidim,
u Bosni se NEĆU kaže HOĆU k...c  i još svašta Smiley))
 
Pa hajd' ti to objasni nekome ko nije iz Bosne, eto hajde!
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« Reply #13360 on: April 29, 2014, 07:03:30 am »
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« Reply #13361 on: April 29, 2014, 07:04:24 am »
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« Reply #13362 on: April 30, 2014, 07:02:44 am »
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« Reply #13363 on: April 30, 2014, 07:03:35 am »
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« Reply #13364 on: April 30, 2014, 07:33:45 am »
Učiteljica prvom razredu da zadatak, ko će se setiti imena stvari koje se završavaju sa "tor", a koje nešto jedu.
Mali Željko kaže: - "Aligator."
- "Bravo Željko, to je teška reč."
Ivica kaže: - "Predator."
- "Još jedna velika reč. Odlično Ivice."
Perica kaže: - "Vibrator!"
Učiteljica samo što nije pala sa stolice. Kad se malo sabrala, ozbiljnim glasom kaže:
- "I to je velika reč, ali mislim da je ne možemo uzeti u obzir, jer on ništa ne jede."
 - "Ali, moja mama kaže da jede baterije kao da su džabe."
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