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« Reply #225 on: April 28, 2009, 10:22:18 am » |
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Moja nova profilna slika na FB
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« Reply #226 on: April 28, 2009, 03:03:31 pm » |
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« Reply #227 on: May 03, 2009, 06:59:04 pm » |
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« Reply #228 on: May 04, 2009, 11:33:59 am » |
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« Reply #229 on: May 04, 2009, 10:05:14 pm » |
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« Reply #230 on: May 05, 2009, 10:51:13 pm » |
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« Reply #231 on: May 06, 2009, 01:23:58 pm » |
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20% удеса изазову пијани возачи. То значи да 80% изазову трезни. Молимо трезне возаче да не возе, и да пусте нас пијане да се вратимо кући безбедно  |
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« Reply #235 on: May 11, 2009, 02:31:58 pm » |
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Ево шта раде неки овдашњи администратори у слободно време |
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« Reply #236 on: May 11, 2009, 02:54:16 pm » |
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Одговор Рено сервисне службе Српском купцу на рекламацијски записник
Dear Mr. Ilic D.
We have received and analyzed your complain letter regarding the "mushice"
issue on Renault Megane cars.
Unfortunately, we were unable to find this term (mushice) in our databases
and we kindly ask you to send to us more detailed specification about.
Also, please be so kind to translate in English the following expressions:
"Nataknem vas na ***** i vas i vase govno od auta", "J***m li vam majku
vasu klosarsku" and "poserem vam se na vas servis reno ".
Sincerely yours,
Michel Mouton
Customer Service Representative
414 Avenue Miramax, DC668, Douai , France
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« Reply #237 on: May 11, 2009, 03:07:12 pm » |
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« Reply #238 on: May 12, 2009, 10:24:29 am » |
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Japanac i Mujo
Mujo kosi, a Japanac uzeo stopericu, olovku i papir i mjeri Muji
produktivnost.
Poslije prvog otkosa, kaze Japanac:
Ne valja Mujo, imas prazan hod.
Mujo: Kako ba prazan hod?
Japanac: Pa lijepo. U jednom smjeru kosis, a kad vracas kosu vracas je u
prazno.
Nego, da naostrimo kosu i sa druge strane, pa da i u drugom smjeru
kosis.
I tako i bude.
Kosi Mujo, a Japanac opet: Ne valja Mujo. Imas prazan hod.
Mujo: Pa kako bolan opet prazan hod?
Japanac: Lijepo! Kosis u oba smjera, ali imas prazan hod, jer vrtis
guzicom dzabe.
Nego da ti zavezemo grabljice da odmah travu rastresas da se brze susi.
I tako i bude.
Kosi jadni Mujo tako opremljen, kad eto ti Fate. Nosi rucak.
Na glavu stavila posudu sa kiselim mlijekom, u jednu ruku posuda sa
pitom, a u drugu kosara sa hranom i pivom. Ide polako prema Muji, a on kad je vidi kako zanosno njise bujnim bokovima, kaze: Bona Fato, ne njisi tako bokovima, ako Japanac vidi da mi se dize, odmah ce mi utvrdit' prazan hod i objesiti fenjer, da kosim i nocu!
(Ovo može da se preimenuje i u srbin i šef)
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