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« Reply #13264 on: April 10, 2014, 09:31:35 am » |
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« Reply #13267 on: April 10, 2014, 09:36:15 am » |
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« Reply #13268 on: April 10, 2014, 09:38:14 am » |
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« Reply #13269 on: April 10, 2014, 02:31:51 pm » |
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Godine Počasti žena sebe fejsliftingom za rođendan i bude sasvim zadovoljna rezultatom. Na putu do kuće zaustavi se u butiku, pa na izlazu upita prodavca: - "Nadam se da Vas ne gnjavim, ali šta mislite koliko godina imam?" Prodavac odgovori: - "35", a žena kaže: - "Zapravo, imam 47", i sva zadovoljna izađe iz butika. Skoči zatim do McDonaldsa i nakon što je naručila jelo, upita čoveka za kasom: - "Nadam se da Vas ne gnjavim, ali šta mislite koliko godina imam?" Tip odgovori: - "29". Žena kaže: - "Zapravo, imam 47" i izađe sva srećna i zadovoljna. Dok je na stanici čekala autobus, priupita jednog starca isto pitanje. Starac će: - "Ja imam 85 godina, pa moj vid nije kao što je nekad bio, a kad sam bio mlađi imao sam odličan način da doznam partnerkine godine, samo bi u tom slučaju morao da zavučem ruku u vaše gaćice". Pošto nije bilo nikog u okolini, a znatiželja čini svoje, žena pristane. Stari zavuče ruku u njene gaće, nežno čeprka jedno 5 minuta, zatim izvuče ruku pa reče: - "47." Žena uzviknu: - "Pa to je neverovatno. Kako ste pogodili?!" Starina odgovori: - "Bio sam iza Vas u McDonaldsu."
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« Reply #13270 on: April 10, 2014, 04:56:02 pm » |
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Vezano za prethodni vic: Kakav je osećaj kada starijoj gospođi zavučeš ruku u gaćice? - Kao kada ti konj jede iz ruke!
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« Reply #13271 on: April 10, 2014, 06:37:46 pm » |
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« Reply #13272 on: April 10, 2014, 09:17:22 pm » |
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Pita direktor spremačicu zašto je stalno umorna na poslu? - Ne razumete vi to direktore... - Rukovodim firmom od preko 5000 zaposlenih. Objasni - razumeću. - Dodjem kući svaki dan u 8 sati uveče i dok spremim večeru već je 10. Tada moj Mika navali da j.be, eto 12. Onda navali njegov brat da j.be i evo 2 sata. Tada pijan iz kafane dodje njihov tatko, i on j.be do 5. Zato sam umorna. - Stvarno mnogo j.banja... - Rekoh ja da nećete razumijeti. Nije mnogo j.banja. Malo je spavanja!
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« Reply #13273 on: April 10, 2014, 09:48:58 pm » |
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A u "Policijskom priručniku" za policajce u gradu Sarajevu za 1940. godinu u jednoj odredbi lepo piše: Ako policajac dežura ulicom PA NAIĐE NA KRALJA... treba da postupi na sledeći način...
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« Reply #13274 on: April 10, 2014, 09:59:17 pm » |
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Zašto žene žive duže od muškaraca...
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