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« Reply #1005 on: April 30, 2015, 01:51:03 pm » |
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Policajac ispituje:
-Je li vam taj diler davao drogu?
-Nije.
-Je li vam davala njegova žena?
-Je l' me još uvjek pitate za drogu?
- "Ime?"
- "Fata."
- "Državljanstvo?"
- "Bosanka."
- "Nacionalnost?"
- "Bošnjakinja."
- "Zanimanje?"
- "Ukrajinka."
Spavao Crnogorac sa ženom, stavio kondom i gas-masku. Žena se začudi, pa ga pita:
- Dobro što si stavio kondom, a što stavi gas-masku?
Crnogorac odgovori:
- E, ženo, ne znaš ti kako smrdi kad se guma zapali!
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« Reply #1006 on: April 30, 2015, 02:46:32 pm » |
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« Reply #1008 on: April 30, 2015, 02:48:50 pm » |
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Од свих ратника најјача су два: време и стрпљење.
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« Reply #1012 on: May 01, 2015, 04:20:16 pm » |
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Dobio Mujo hemoroide, mučili ga danima, pa je napokon odlučio otići do liječnika. Liječnik ga pregleda i kaže:
- Da, imate hemeroide, ali nema brige, to se može izliječiti ovim čepićima. Evo vam dva za danas, jedan ću vam ja sada staviti, a drugi stavite navečer kod kuće ....
Stiže večer, i Mujo reče Fati da mu stavi čepić. Fata ga primi jednom rukom za rame, a drugom mu gurne čepić, kad će Mujo:
- Jaoooooooo
Fata se zabrine i upita ga:
- Mujo, bolan, zar je toliko boljelo?
Mujo odmahne glavom i reče:
- Ma nije, Fato, nego sam se sjetio da me jutros doktor držao za oba ramena dok mi je stavljao čepić ...
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« Reply #1017 on: May 01, 2015, 06:19:22 pm » |
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Javno ljubljenje u Napulju, u 16. stoljeću, kažnjavalo se smrću! Poslije su ublažili zakone - par uhvaćen na djelu morao se vjenčati . Dakle.... sa smrtne prešli na doživotnu .  |
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« Reply #1019 on: May 02, 2015, 12:44:07 pm » |
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" Sljedeći tekst je transkript stvarne radio-veze iz listopada 1945. između broda Američke mornarice koji se nalazio uz englesku obalu, i britanskih vlasti. Transkript je objavilo britansko Ministarstvo obrane 10. X. 1995.
ENGLEZI: Molim vas, skrenite svoj kurs 15 stupnjeva južno, da biste
izbjegli sudar...
AMERIKANCI: Savjetujemo vam da VI skrenete svoj kurs za 15 stupnjeva
sjeverno, da biste izbjegli sudar.
ENGLEZI: Negativno. VI ćete morati skrenuti svoj kurs za 15 stupnjeva
južno, da izbjegnete sudar.
AMERIKANCI: Ovdje kapetan broda Američke mornarice. Ponovo vam kažem,
skrenite SVOJ kurs.
ENGLEZI: Negativno. Ponovo kažem, morat ćete skrenuti svoj kurs.
AMERIKANCI: Ovo je nosač aviona USS Lincoln, drugi najveći brod u
Atlantskoj floti Sjedinjenih Američkih Država. S nama su tri razarača, tri
krstarice i brojni brodovi.
Zahtijevam da VI skrenete svoj kurs za 15
stupnjeva. To znači 15 stupnjeva sjeverno, ili ćemo poduzeti protumjere da
bismo ostvarili sigurnost broda.
OVO JE NOSAČ AVIONA USS LINCOLN , DRUGI NAJVEĆI BROD U...
ENGLEZI: Jebite se. Mi smo svjetionik.
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