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« Reply #105 on: June 25, 2014, 07:56:08 pm » |
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Zovu ga Đoko!
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« Reply #106 on: June 25, 2014, 08:11:21 pm » |
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Dođe Cigo na kiosk i traži loto listić koji se završava na 64.
Prodavač: Baš mora na 64?!
Cigo: Mora!
Prevrne prodavač sve listiće i nađe. Poslije par dana izvuku cigin listić i on se obogati.
Svrati cigo do kioska i daje prodavaču 2.000 eura zato što se potrudio.
Prodavač: Ne treba, samo mi reci kako si znao da se dobitna kombinacija završava na 64.
Cigo: Sanajo sam san. Divna plaža. A po njoj trči 7 belih konja, a na njima jaše 7 divnih devojki.
Prodavač: Pa?
Cigo: Pa pomnoži!
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« Reply #107 on: June 25, 2014, 08:42:47 pm » |
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Kaže Haso Muji: - Mujo, kažu da džentlmeni više ne postoje! - Glupost. Pa, juče sam Fati držao kišobran da ne pokisne, dok je menjala gumu!
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« Reply #108 on: June 26, 2014, 09:57:38 am » |
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« Reply #109 on: June 26, 2014, 06:12:24 pm » |
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« Reply #110 on: June 26, 2014, 11:13:09 pm » |
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« Reply #111 on: June 27, 2014, 01:53:13 pm » |
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I kravama na ispaši se iznad guzice ovako skupljaju muve - pogodite zašto!
Zbog toplote i vlage ... !
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« Reply #112 on: June 27, 2014, 04:01:38 pm » |
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« Reply #113 on: June 28, 2014, 02:35:23 am » |
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« Reply #114 on: June 28, 2014, 05:22:00 pm » |
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« Reply #118 on: July 01, 2014, 09:43:37 pm » |
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1. Neće uspeti da me oteraju iz Srbije kao Nikolu Teslu. - Jelena Karleuša, pevačica
2. Goran Bregović bi i pesmu "Svilen konac" prodao kao svoju, kad bi mogao. - Emir Kusturica, reditelj
3. 1300 kaplara nisu bili iz Ljiga već su samo izginuli na teritoriji naše opštine. - Miodrag Starčević, predsednik opštine Ljig
4. Niš je najveći rimski grad posle Rima. - Radoslav Pavlović, savetnik predsednika
5. Dan nezavisnosti Kosova treba da slave i kosovski Srbi. To je i njihova nezavisnost. - Atifete Jahjaga, predsednica Kosova
6. Rak grla dobila sam jer sam previše upražnjavala oralni seks. - Majkl Daglas, glumac
7. U svom životu nisam video manje lisice. - Osuđenik D. G. na svom venčanju u zatvoru Padinska skela dok mu je mlada stavljala burmu.
8. Prostitutkama isto kao i fudbalerima treba dati penzije, jer rade težak posao koji ne može da se obavlja dugo godina. - Vil Post, advokat
9. Mislim da Bogoljub Karić više nije prekršio zakon nego što jeste. - Dragan Marković Palma, političar
10. Nisam ja Tarzan pa da mogu sve. - papa Franja
Van konkurencije
Svaka žena ima tri faze razvoja:
1. Ljuta je na oca
2. Besna je na muža
3. Nezadovoljna je zetom.
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« Reply #119 on: July 01, 2014, 09:54:48 pm » |
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Za laku noč...
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