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« Reply #1099 on: June 17, 2015, 06:37:44 pm » |
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« Reply #1100 on: June 18, 2015, 09:55:22 pm » |
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Ode čovek kod vračare i pita je:
• Da li možeš da poništiš kletvu koja je bačena na mene?
• Uf, zavisi, da li se sećaš tačnih reči?
• Kako se ne bih sećao, ide ovako: "Sada vas proglašavam mužem i ženom"! XD
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« Reply #1101 on: June 19, 2015, 07:36:17 pm » |
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« Reply #1102 on: June 20, 2015, 09:28:32 am » |
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Srpskoj vojsci ponestaje municije i hrane, a neprijatelj nadire sa svih strana.
Odluči se kapetan na proboj kroz usko grlo, ali neko mora da ostane da čuva položaj.
-Cigo!
-Izvol'te, gos'n kapetane.
-Ti ćeš ostati da nam čuvaš položaj dok mi odemo po hranu i municiju. Evo ti jedan šlem i tri bombe, pa se snađi, nemam više ništa da ti ostavim.
-Znate kako, gos'n kapetane. Ostavite Vi meni tri šlema i jednu bombu.
-Pa, jesi li ti normalan?
- Kas Vam kažem, gos'n kapetane, il' tako, il' nikako.
-Dobro, evo ti tri šlema i jedna bomba, mi krećemo..
I odoše... Vraćaju se posle tri dana kapetan i ostatak čete i zatiču sledeću scenu: na jednoj strani gomila oružja, na drugoj stranu gomila neprijateljskih uniformi i čizama, na trećoj neprijateljski vojnici u gaćama, cvokoću od zime...
A u sredini sedi Ciga, ispred njega tri šlema i ponavlja: - Ajmo još jednom, ko će sledeći,: Ima bomba, nema bomba, gde je bomba?
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