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« Reply #1170 on: August 03, 2015, 01:50:50 pm » |
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Tretmane drži dr Cane Kurbla iz Otpisanih: " Op, cvrc, gewezen zajn! "
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Да ли ћемо још коме сметати зато што смо своји?
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« Reply #1171 on: August 04, 2015, 06:15:11 am » |
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Dopada mi se kamionče.
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« Reply #1172 on: August 06, 2015, 09:20:01 am » |
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« Reply #1173 on: August 06, 2015, 09:52:09 am » |
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« Reply #1174 on: August 11, 2015, 09:42:21 am » |
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Koga mrzi da gleda nek premota na 4:58 - to je najbolji deo  |
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#vragu i rat#
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« Reply #1175 on: August 13, 2015, 01:52:44 pm » |
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Beograđanin Ivan Živković odlučio je prodati stan u naselju Kotež. Tijekom pisanja oglasa bio je realan, pošten i ništa nije uljepšavao.
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‘Kompletno ruiniran. 2013. godine stavljene neke bezveze debele žice za struju kao mogu bolje da provode, ma nemoj.
Vodovodna instalacija plastična, ma mo’š mislit- bez azbesta nema ništa, kakva plastika.
Kupaonica renovirana, a i staro je moglo ostati jer ‘ko još voli te velike nove pločice.
UŽAS. 10 cm vanjske izolacije i PVC prozori. A gdje je gola cigla i dupli drveni prozori? Ja bih to sve skinuo da mogu.
U centru naselja na 50 m dileri droge, navijači, huligani, a policije nigdje.
Nalazi se u prizemlju koje je inače 10 metara ispod razine mora. Ako dođe do izlijevanja Jadrana utopit ćete se sigurno.
Stan je potpuno legalan i uknjižen. Ali i to je bezveze jer ko ne riskira taj ne profitira. Bolje neki u izgradnji bez papira.
Dostupan sam svakome tko nazove i može me pitati što god hoće, ne mora uopće o oglasu.
Inače ne spavam, ne radim, nemam nikakvih obaveza osim da sjedim i čekam pored telefona da se netko javi.’
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« Reply #1176 on: August 13, 2015, 10:40:19 pm » |
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Država
Učiteljica pita: Deco, ko zna da mi objasni kako funkcioniše država?
Javlja se Perica: Država je kao prekookeanski brod. Kapetan je predsednik Vlade, a posada su ministri i oni vode taj brod kroz talase i oluje i sve druge nedaće...
Učiteljica pita: A narod?
Perica odgovara: Pa putnici su narod!
Učiteljica nastavlja: A šta rade putnici?
A Perica će kao iz topa: Pa povraćaju!
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« Reply #1177 on: August 13, 2015, 11:34:04 pm » |
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Dolazi Angela Merkel na Srpsku granicu i popunjava upitnik.
- Name?
- Angela Merkel.
- Nationality?
- German.
- Occupation?
- No, just short visit
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« Reply #1178 on: August 16, 2015, 05:49:00 pm » |
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« Reply #1179 on: August 16, 2015, 05:49:58 pm » |
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Од свих ратника најјача су два: време и стрпљење.
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« Reply #1180 on: August 17, 2015, 04:30:12 pm » |
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« Reply #1181 on: August 18, 2015, 10:41:42 pm » |
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« Reply #1182 on: August 19, 2015, 11:12:49 pm » |
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« Reply #1183 on: August 19, 2015, 11:13:41 pm » |
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« Reply #1184 on: August 19, 2015, 11:14:46 pm » |
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