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« Reply #1230 on: September 07, 2015, 05:42:20 pm » |
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« Reply #1231 on: September 07, 2015, 07:04:58 pm » |
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« Reply #1232 on: September 07, 2015, 08:39:19 pm » |
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« Reply #1233 on: September 07, 2015, 08:39:54 pm » |
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Bojim se da važi i za ostale..
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« Reply #1234 on: September 07, 2015, 10:35:16 pm » |
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« Reply #1235 on: September 10, 2015, 05:53:31 pm » |
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Priča o ženi i psu
Čekao stariji čovek godinama da mu daju dozvolu za gradnju.
Na kraju mu dadoše dozvolu i službenik mu reče: “Evo sve je gotovo, samo još idite na šalter br.6 da vam ovde udare pečat”.
- Ode čovek sav sretan, kad na šalteru br.6 službenik gleda na sat i kaže da mu je vreme za ručak.
- Nesretni čovek, pokunjen kaže: “Sine, deset godina čekam ovaj trenutak. Hajde, živ bio, udari mi taj pečat, pa ću ti ispričati priču o ženi i psu”.
Službenik zastade nevoljno, ali ipak pristade.
Overi on sve, a onda zatraži od starca da čuje priču.
- Starac fino pokupi papire i kaže:
- “E je.o ti pas mater”.
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« Reply #1236 on: September 13, 2015, 12:39:23 pm » |
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« Reply #1237 on: September 14, 2015, 03:51:32 pm » |
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« Reply #1238 on: September 14, 2015, 03:52:54 pm » |
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« Reply #1239 on: September 14, 2015, 03:54:02 pm » |
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« Reply #1241 on: September 14, 2015, 07:56:52 pm » |
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Prvi dan škole negdje u Ljubljani, Slovenija, godine 2017...
Učitelj provjerava prisutnost učenika:
"Mustafa al Eih Zeri?" - "Ovdje."
"Achmed El Kabul?" - " Ovdje."
"Fatima Bin Pardin? " - " Ovdje."
"Ali Abdul Olmi?" - " Ovdje."
"Mohammed Bin Kadir?" - " Ovdje."
" Moj Cabla Zic?" - Tišina u razredu.
" Moj Cabla Zic?" - Tišina se nastavlja, svi se ogledaju po razredu.
Učitelj ponovi pitanje: "Moj Cabla Zic?"
Curica u drugom redu se javi:
"Oprostite, učitelju, mislim da sam to ja, ali čita se Mojca Blažič".
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« Reply #1242 on: September 15, 2015, 09:42:20 am » |
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Najviše mrzim kada mi na kapiju dođe neki kreten i krene da se dere: "GAZDA...GAZDA..." a ja onda moram da tražim ženu po kući da izađe i vidi šta taj hoće.
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« Reply #1243 on: September 15, 2015, 06:01:18 pm » |
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Упомоћ, Американци се искрцали у Украјини!
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« Reply #1244 on: September 16, 2015, 12:25:22 pm » |
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Stari ali dobar..
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