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« Reply #1245 on: September 17, 2015, 10:30:14 am » |
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« Reply #1246 on: September 18, 2015, 10:13:42 am » |
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« Reply #1247 on: September 18, 2015, 10:14:43 am » |
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« Reply #1248 on: September 18, 2015, 10:15:50 am » |
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« Reply #1249 on: September 18, 2015, 12:29:33 pm » |
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Interesantan video, Putin-merkelova
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« Reply #1250 on: September 19, 2015, 11:54:12 am » |
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« Reply #1251 on: September 19, 2015, 05:27:24 pm » |
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« Reply #1252 on: September 20, 2015, 12:12:38 pm » |
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Ulazi Mujo u kuću i kaže Fati
- Sed' bona da te nešto pitam, al mi nemoj lagat', nemoj praviti većeg belaja
- Joj Mujo, pa kad sam ti bolan lagala...
- Znam zasigurno da si me prevarila sa mojim najboljim jaranom Hasom
- Mujo...
- Fato, kažem ti, ne laži, bolje da mi sve istreseš nego da...
- Eto... jesam Mujo!
- Pa kako bona?
- Šta znam, desilo se
- Dobro, jel' on lepši od mene?
- Nije!
- A jel bolje j*be?
- Otkud bolan...
- A ima li većeg od mene?
- Ma nema, kakvi...
- Joj kako ću ga sutra zajebavat!
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« Reply #1253 on: September 21, 2015, 02:50:01 pm » |
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Svi putevi vode u Vrapče!
- Samo skreneš!
Sjede dvije bakice ispred zgrade, pa jedna kaže:
- Prije neki dan, ulazim ja u zgradu, kad tamo - manijak!
Druga bakica će na to:
- Jao, užas!
A prva:
- Pa, isto je i on rekao.
Dođe muž iz zatvora i vidi dijete u kolijevci.
- Čije je ovo dijete!? - upita on.
Žena će na to:
- Moje, a moglo je biti i tvoje da si bio pošten!
Pita službenik rukovoditelja:
- Šefe, mogu li danas otići ranije iz kancelarije... Da pomognem
ženi oko poslova u kući?
- Ne!
- Hvala šefe, znao sam da se mogu pouzdati u vas.
Gleda tata evropsko prvenstvo u nogometu, kad u sobu utrči sin i kaže:
- Tata, tata, mamu je pregazio auto!
Ne skidajući pogled sa televizora tata će na to:
- Počni plakati, dolazim odmah...
Točno je da će nam alkohol skratiti život ...
...ali bar smo u životu vidjeli duplo više !!
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« Reply #1254 on: September 21, 2015, 02:51:36 pm » |
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« Reply #1255 on: September 21, 2015, 02:52:31 pm » |
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« Reply #1256 on: September 21, 2015, 06:12:56 pm » |
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