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« Reply #1399 on: November 28, 2015, 11:58:31 am » |
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« Reply #1405 on: November 30, 2015, 09:14:27 pm » |
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« Reply #1409 on: December 02, 2015, 06:15:07 pm » |
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Stvorija Bog magarca pa mu kazuje:
-Će budneš magarac, će rabotiš od zoru do mrak, moraš da nosiš sve što ti turiv na grbinu i će živiš 30 godine.
Magarac vika:
-Slažem se, ali 30 godine je mlogo, dovoljno je 10.
I Bog mu ispunija želju.
Po toj, Bog stvorija kuče, kazuje mu:
-Ti će budneš kuče, će čuvaš kuću, ima da jedeš koje ti dadev, će živiš 25 godine.
Kuče se složilo, ali vika - 25 godine je mlogo, dosta su 10.
Bog mu ispuni želju.
Stvorija Bog majmuna, pa mu naridja:
-Će budneš majmun, će ripaš od granjku na granjku, moraš da zabavljaš okolinu. Će živiš 15 godine.
-Slažem se, ali 15 godine je previše, bolje bi bilo 5.
I Bog mu ispunija želju.
Konačno, Bog stvorija čoveka:
-Će budneš čovek, najpametno stvorenje na zemlju. Ti ćeš da upravljaš sas čitav svet (osim sas žene, toj nikad neće da ti uspe), će živiš 30 godine.
Čovek se zahvali, ali vika - 30 godine je malo.
-Daj mi 20 godine, što neće magarac, 15 godine od kuče i 10 od majmuna.
I Bog mu ispuni želju.
Čovek živi 30 godine k'o čovek, oženi se i živi 20 godine k'o magarac, radi od jutro do mrak, vuče na grbinu celu familiju.
U penziju živi 15 godine ko kuče, čuva kuću i jede koje mu dadev. I na kraj živi 10 godine k'o majmun, ide od kuću do kuću na svoji deca i izmotava se da zabavlja unučiki.
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