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« Reply #181 on: July 18, 2014, 01:08:03 pm » |
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« Reply #184 on: July 19, 2014, 06:13:14 pm » |
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« Reply #186 on: July 19, 2014, 06:19:35 pm » |
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« Reply #187 on: July 19, 2014, 06:20:01 pm » |
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« Reply #188 on: July 20, 2014, 08:30:37 am » |
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« Reply #189 on: July 20, 2014, 03:40:23 pm » |
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Amerikanac, Francuz i Mujo se svadjaju, koje narodnosti je bila Eva.
Amerikanac kaže: "S obzirom na to da je bila lijepa, dugonoga i blond, mogla je biti samo Amerikanka !"
Francuz : " A, ne, neće proći ! Tako senzibilna Kao što je bila, takve su samo Francuskinje !"
Mujo : " Nemate pojma ! Eva je bila Bosanka i to i z Brčkog !"
Navališe na njega, otkud mu ta ideja i zašto baš iz Brčkog?
Mujo : " Pa, samo u Brčkom možeš dobit žensku za jednu jabuku.."
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« Reply #190 on: July 20, 2014, 04:14:01 pm » |
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« Reply #191 on: July 20, 2014, 04:28:25 pm » |
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Muž dolazi na policiju i prijavljuje nestanak žene.
Muž:
- Prijavljujem nestanak svoje žene. Otišla je u kupovinu i još se nije vratila.
Policajac:
- Koliko je bila visoka?
Muž:
- Nemam pojma, nikad ju nisam mjerio.
Policajac:
- Mršava ili malo jača?
Muž:
- Ne bi se moglo reći mršava, mogla bi biti malo jača.
Policajac:
- Boja očiju?
Muž.
- Ne znam da vam pravo kažem, nikad nisam pažljivo zagledao.
Policajac:
- Boja kose?
Muž:
- Ne znam, obično bi je mijenjala s godišnjim dobima.
Policajac:
- Što je imala na sebi?
Muž.
- Nisam siguran je li bila suknja ili haljina.
Policajac:
- Je li vozila auto?
Muž:
- Da
Policajac:
- Koje je boje bio auto?
Muž:
- Crni Audi A6 s turbo 3,0-litrenim V6 motorom koji razvija 333 konjske snage. Ima osam-stupanjski tiptronic automatski mjenjač s ručnim načinom rada. Ima punu LED rasvjetu sprijeda, sa svjetlosnim diodama za sve funkcije osvjetljenja. Na prednjim lijevim vratima ima vrlo diskretnu ogrebotunu duljine 4 cm.
(muž počne plakati)
Policajac:
- Ne brinite gospodine… Naći ćemo vaš auto.
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