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« Reply #1906 on: October 19, 2016, 10:52:35 am » |
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« Reply #1907 on: October 21, 2016, 09:16:41 am » |
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« Reply #1908 on: October 22, 2016, 09:22:05 am » |
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Budi se Mujo iz kome nakon prometne nesreće i pita:
'Gdje se ja to nalazim?'
Odgovara mu netko: 'U sobi broj 11.'
'U bolnici ili zatvoru?'
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« Reply #1909 on: October 22, 2016, 09:23:38 am » |
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Koja je e-mail adresa mađarske sove? hu@hu.huPita Mujo Hasu: 'Zašto, bolan, sjediš na prozoru dok tvoja žena pjeva?' 'Da ne pomisle ljudi da je tučem! |
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« Reply #1910 on: October 22, 2016, 09:25:31 am » |
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Razlika između djevojke i žene:
Devojka: "Skidaj se. imamo samo 15 minuta dok se moji ne vrate."
Žena: "Skidaj se. i daj sve što imaš šareno da ubacim u veš mašinu."
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Pita Mujo ženu:
- S kim si pričala dva sata pred vratima?
- S komšinicom, nije imala vremena da udje.
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- Ne trči sine za svakom suknjom, u Škotskoj si.
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Nikada nisam smio dovesti djevojku kući. Prvo zbog roditelja, a poslije zbog žene.
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Kćerka: Mama, ja sam trudna!
Mama: Pa gdje ti je bila glava?!
Kćerka: Na haubi, mama!
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Svađaju se muž i žena:
Ti bi, gospodine moj, sigurno volio da sam se ja udala za nekog drugog, a?
Ja nikome ne želim zlo!!!
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Dok nisam kupio BMW, nisam ni znao koliko sam lijep.
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Što se dogodi ženi, koja sa pivama u vrećici padne niz stepenice? Ništa, ako su pive čitave...
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Žena: Dragi, 'oćeš u krevet?
Muž: Neću,žao mi te.
Žena: Zašto?
Muž: Pereš, kuvaš, čistiš, ideš na posao, čuvaš decu, još ti samo fali de te i ja jebem...
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« Reply #1911 on: October 22, 2016, 12:29:08 pm » |
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Dolazi muž kući rano ujutro, sav raštiman.
Žena ga dočekuje:
- Gde si ti do sada, a?
- Pa kolega se ženi, pa napravio momačko veče.
- A jel? Da niste doveli neku kurvetinu, pa radili redaljku na kauču, a?
- Nismo, otkud ti to?
- Jaooo, neeeeemoj ti meni pričati, kao da ja nikada nisam bila na momačkoj večeri!
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« Reply #1912 on: October 22, 2016, 12:29:46 pm » |
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Pitali Zagorca koliko on mora popiti da bi imao 2 promila alkohola u krvi.
Zagorac se malo zamisli, pa veli:
- A jedno dva dana niš´...
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« Reply #1913 on: October 22, 2016, 12:30:57 pm » |
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« Reply #1919 on: November 02, 2016, 12:22:00 pm » |
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Pauki, pauci, etc.
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