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« Reply #1922 on: November 04, 2016, 09:02:22 pm » |
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« Reply #1923 on: November 04, 2016, 09:12:32 pm » |
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« Reply #1931 on: November 13, 2016, 09:41:29 am » |
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« Reply #1932 on: November 13, 2016, 09:57:11 am » |
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Mujo kaže svom jaranu Hasi:
- "Uhvatio sam Fatu kako se kreše s kinezom i crncem."
- "I šta si uradio?"
- "Pa ništa, slik'o, posl'o u Benetton, pa ćemo vidjet'!"
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Ljuti se Mujo na Hasu:
- "Pa dobro, ba Haso, prijatelji smo, kako si mog'o spavat' s mojom ženom?"
Haso: - "Ma samo sam htio vidjet' razliku između tvoje i moje!"
Mujo: "Pa što bolan mene nisi pit'o. Ja bih ti rek'o kako se razlikuju."
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Karaju se Mujo i Fata već tri sata, ali niko da svrši.
Legne Mujo sa strane, zapali cigaretu, uzdahne i kaže:
- "Šta je Fato, ni ti se ne mo'š nikog' sjetit'?"
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Kaže Fata Muji:
- "Mujo, ja sam trudna!"
- "Ma, kako, Fato, kad sam pazio?"
- "Pa to ti je kao u saobraćaju, džabe što ti paziš kada drugi ne paze."
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Rat na vrhuncu. Sarajevo u obruču pod granatama. Puca se neprekidno.
Pise Mujo svom jaranu Hasi u Zenicu:
- "Hoću da ti pošaljem moju Fatu, jer se ovdje puca po gradu."
Haso mu odgovara:
- "Džaba je šalješ, jer ako se puca po Sarajevu, pucat će se ona i po Zenici."
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Žali se Fata doktoru:
- "Doktore, pomozite. Moj Mujo me ne ostavlja na miru.
Više uopće ne spavam, jer on na mene skače po 15-20 puta u toku noći.
Iscrpljena sam, ne mogu više."
Pita doktor kako to Mujo radi.
- "Lijepo, svaku večer kada legnemo u krevet, on ugasi svjetlo,
navali na mene i tako do jutra. Samo malo predahne između svakog puta."
Razmisli malo doktor i na kraju savjetuje:
- "Znaš što, Fato, on to očito voli raditi samo u mraku, pa kad je tebi dosta,
ti upali svjetlo. On će se iznenaditi i ostaviti će te na miru."
Ode Fata sva sretna kući i navečer, kada je Mujo treći put navalio,
ona upali svjetlo. Kad tamo na njoj susjed Ibro.
- "Bolan, Ibro, što ti tu radiš? Gdje je moj Mujo?"
- "Eno ga pred vratima, prodaje ulaznice!"
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« Reply #1934 on: November 15, 2016, 11:15:00 am » |
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