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« Reply #1950 on: December 02, 2016, 01:40:19 pm » |
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Odem do Kineza da kupim neke cvikere…
Gledam ove, gledam one...
Sa UV zaštitom, sa ovim okvirom sa onom bojom…
Prilazi mi Kinez i kaže:
Ja ima za tebe specijalna naočala, dođe ti ploba.
Uzmem ja od njega one cvikere, stavim ih, pogledam -svi oko mene goli!
Skinem ih, obučeni, ponovo stavim – goli.
Ne pitam za cenu, uzimam ih, istrčim na ulicu i ponovo test.
Stavim ih – goli,
skinem - obučeni.
Brzo odem s cvikerima na glavi kući da se pohvalim ženi…
Uđem u kuću – žena i komšija GOLI…
Skinem ih
– GOLI!
E jebem ti sr*nje kinesko, kad se pre pokvarilo!
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« Reply #1951 on: December 06, 2016, 05:16:03 pm » |
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« Reply #1952 on: December 06, 2016, 06:30:50 pm » |
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Ovima iznad fali samo ''Allahu akbar''
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« Reply #1953 on: December 09, 2016, 01:02:15 pm » |
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Izveo bosanac dalmatinku na večeru u restauran.
Ona naručuje: za mene jednje dagnje...
a bosanac: aman ba, nemoj me blamnirat, kaže se jagnje ne dagnje...
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« Reply #1957 on: December 10, 2016, 10:49:21 pm » |
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Božo, nije ovo za "Smehoterapiju". Napad na "Bisernu luku" bio je savršeno izveden strategijski udar. Međutim, posledice su ublažene relativno brzo, a od Perl Harbura do poslednje japanske pobede kod ostrva Savo nije prošlo ni godinu dana. |
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« Reply #1958 on: December 10, 2016, 10:54:40 pm » |
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Znam Kumbor, zato i postavio ovde. Ne spada u ozbilne teme.
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« Reply #1959 on: December 11, 2016, 12:30:27 am » |
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Znam Kumbor, zato i postavio ovde. Ne spada u ozbilne teme.
E, ta ti je dobra! |
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