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« Reply #1970 on: December 20, 2016, 08:48:02 am » |
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« Reply #1971 on: December 20, 2016, 03:51:55 pm » |
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Baka kupila bikini, ali se vraća u butik poslije pet minuta.
- Želim da vratim gornji dio.
- Zašto, šta nije u redu?
- Pa sve može da mi stane u donji!
Vrati se Lala iznenada kući i zatekne Sosu u krevetu s nekim muškarcem.
Kad vide Lalu, švaler zgrabi odjeću i pobjegne glavom bez obzira.
Lala će na to uvrijeđeno:
"Au, Soso, kakav nekulturan tip! Ni meni zdravo, ni tebi fala.
Bolnica, šok soba, svi pacijenti priključeni na aparate za disanje.
Proviri električar u sobu i kaže:
-Momci, udahnite duboko, sad mijenjam osigurače…
Zaustavio policajac pijanog Muju i kaže mu:
- Ne rade vam svjetla, izađite iz auta!
A na to će Mujo:
- Ako izađem, opet neće raditi…..
Prodaje Cigo pojačalo.
Pita ga kupac:
"Je li bre, koliko je jako pojačalo?"
"Ama, jako brate!"
"Ma pitam te koliko je VATNO?"
"Ama, neveroVATNO!"
Primili Muju u preduzeće za puteve, da obilježava srednju liniju na putevima.
- Evo ti, Mujo, kanta, farbe i četka! Pazi, ovako: umočiš četku u farbu, povučeš liniju, opet umočiš četku, povučeš liniju...
Jednostavno, jel' da?!
I tako Mujo počne raditi. Prvog dana izvuče tri kilometra linije, šef prezadovoljan.
Drugog dana, kilometar i nešto - hajde, ni to nije loše.
Trećeg dana jedva 150 metara…….
- Šta je, Mujo? Prvog dana tri kilometra, a danas samo 150 metara?
- Šta se čudiš, bolan, pa izračunaj koliko mi je sada daleko kanta?!
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« Reply #1972 on: December 20, 2016, 06:11:17 pm » |
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« Reply #1973 on: December 21, 2016, 01:39:52 pm » |
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« Reply #1974 on: December 24, 2016, 01:08:56 pm » |
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Ne diraj u vozacice...............
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« Reply #1975 on: December 24, 2016, 01:21:27 pm » |
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Ovo nije smešno! U svakoj zemlji bi zaglavila mardelj za napad na službeno lice.
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« Reply #1976 on: December 24, 2016, 04:02:58 pm » |
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Ma ovo je neko zezanje. Da ti neko stvarno isprazni pola kanistera CO2 u lice, najverovatnije bi umro.
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