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« Reply #2245 on: November 12, 2017, 08:29:12 pm » |
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« Reply #2246 on: November 18, 2017, 11:38:14 am » |
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« Reply #2247 on: November 19, 2017, 05:58:18 pm » |
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Doživeo informatičar brodolom i našao se na pustom ostrvu. Dani, meseci su prolazili i vidi ovaj da ga niko nece spasiti i pocne da gradi neku kolibu.
Složio on sebi kolibu, i fino zaspao... Kad ujutro se probudi a iznad njega stoji zenska ... plavusa, sis**ta, vitka ... i kaze ona njemu:
- "Ajde ti dodji kod mene ja sam s druge strane ostrva."
Došli oni kod nje kad vidi on, velika kuća, sve sredjeno, šporet, frizider... Pita on nju:
- "Otkud ti sve ovo?"
- "Ma to sam sve pokupila s broda pre nego što je potonuo..."
Udje unutra, ona njega fino nahrani... Kaze mu da se istušira, ima ona i toplu vodu ... bojler na generator...
Istušira se on,izadje iz kade a ono zenska skine brus pa gacice ... i kaže mu:
- "E sad ću ti dati ono što cekas vec 6 meseci."
A informatičar ce:
- "Nemoj da me zezaš da imas i internet!!!"
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