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« Reply #2371 on: December 23, 2018, 07:43:04 am » |
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« Reply #2372 on: December 23, 2018, 03:11:02 pm » |
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« Reply #2373 on: December 29, 2018, 10:48:11 pm » |
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« Reply #2374 on: December 31, 2018, 01:36:25 pm » |
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Dvanaest katoličkih svešteničkih kandidata je na poslednjoj probi: još samo treba da dokažu da ih one stvari uopšte ne zanimaju.
Proba se sastoji u tome da ih poređaju gole, i svakome vežu zvončić na “spravu”.
Zatim se pojavi predivna devojka, potpuno gola, i zaigra pred njima zanosni ples.
Podrazumeva se da prolazi samo onaj kome zvono ostane tiho.
Jedanaest zvončića je ostalo mirno, dok je dvanaesti zvonio i zvonio bez prestanka.
Od silne zvonjave zvončić se odveže i pade na pod.
Osramoćeni kandidat, u očaju i panici, sagne se da ga podigne.
I tada zazvoni preostalih jedanaest zvončića.
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« Reply #2376 on: January 07, 2019, 11:10:06 am » |
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Хватај маглу Џек!
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« Reply #2377 on: January 07, 2019, 12:07:20 pm » |
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Britain exit.
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« Reply #2378 on: January 08, 2019, 07:22:27 pm » |
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« Reply #2379 on: January 10, 2019, 03:14:53 pm » |
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Strašno
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« Reply #2380 on: January 14, 2019, 12:57:15 pm » |
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Sjede dvije plavuše na kavi, a jedna od njih tužno miješa kavu. Druga se
zabrine pa je upita:
Zašto si tužna, što se dogodilo?
Ova nevoljko odgovara:
Ma pusti, mislim da me muž vara s drugima …
Druga plavuša je pita, glasom punim suosjećanja:
Pa kako znaš?
Prva odgovara:
Baš gledam onu našu djecu, niti jedno ne liči na njega .
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« Reply #2381 on: February 02, 2019, 02:06:04 pm » |
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Zbog nepažnje, i zbog žene, čovek može da se obruka:
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« Reply #2384 on: February 10, 2019, 01:05:09 pm » |
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Šta godine čine
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