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« Reply #2430 on: September 04, 2019, 05:17:57 pm » |
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Izvol`te dragi moji, pa se pronađite.
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« Reply #2431 on: September 24, 2019, 08:42:43 am » |
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« Reply #2432 on: October 10, 2019, 08:10:13 am » |
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Autobus. Ulaze mama i ćerkica. Ćerkica na sav glas počinje:
- Mama! Kupi mi čokoladu.
- Neću, prestani!
- Kupi mi čokoladu!
- Prestani!
Ćerkica staje na sred autobusa, stavlja ruke na bok, i iz sveg glasa:
- Ako mi ne kupiš čokoladu, reći ću baki da si lizala tatinu pišu!!!
Putnici u autobusu počinju histerično da se smeju. Mama posramljena izlazi na sledećoj stanici. Pet minuta kasnije, u autobus ulazi tata sa sinčićem. Kaže sinčić:
- Tata, kupi mi čokoladu!
Putnici se utišali u iščekivanju, okreće se vozač:
- Druže, kupi malom čokoladu, poslušaj me...
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« Reply #2433 on: October 17, 2019, 08:40:38 pm » |
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Kako su u Saudijkoj Arabiji dočekali Putina. Poslušajte njihovo izvođenje Ruske himne. Na početku ide original, zatim ... arapski svirači  Putinov izraz lica sasvim dovoljno kazuje.  |
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« Reply #2434 on: October 17, 2019, 09:38:33 pm » |
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Brate duboke brazde na ploči, duboko oranje.
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« Reply #2435 on: November 16, 2019, 07:56:30 am » |
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« Reply #2436 on: November 16, 2019, 08:01:21 pm » |
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Pita mali cigo mamu, kakva je razlika između naušnica i minđuša?
Kaže majka: naušnice se kače na uši, a minđuše... valjda na mi.džu
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« Reply #2437 on: December 11, 2019, 10:53:02 pm » |
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« Reply #2438 on: December 20, 2019, 11:47:21 am » |
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Kraj diskriminacije....novosti 1982. godine. Automat za žene vojnike [ Attachment: You are not allowed to view attachments ] |
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« Reply #2439 on: December 20, 2019, 11:51:02 am » |
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