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« Reply #2475 on: March 23, 2020, 12:16:54 pm »

Stelt tehnologija!
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« Reply #2476 on: March 27, 2020, 10:45:20 pm »

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« Reply #2477 on: April 01, 2020, 07:24:36 pm »

Ovaj snimak napravio sam danas na gradilištu:
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Mislim da treba tumačenje: radi se o ventilacionom kanalu, autor je hteo da kaže da kanal ide na protiv-požarnu klapnu. Toliko o srpskoj pismenosti, mogu da zamislim kako on čita i tumači vesti... a ima svoju radionicu koja to proizvodi - provereno, šef je napisao.


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« Reply #2478 on: April 07, 2020, 07:19:00 am »

Muž: Moja žena je nestala. Otišla je sinoć od kuće i nije se vratila

Policajac u stanici: Opišite je. Koliko je visoka?

Muž: Uf, nisam baš siguran, negde između 1.60 i 1.80

Policajac u stanici: Težina?

Muž: Ne znam. Ni mršava ni debela.

Policajac u stanici: Boja očiju?

Muž: Mislim da su braonkaste nisam nikad obratio pažnju.

Policajac u stanici: Boja kose?

Muž: Menja je nekoliko puta godišnje. Možda plava sada? Ne mogu da se setim.

Policajac u stanici: Šta je imala na sebi?

Muž: Valjda pantalone ili možda suknju ili šorc? Ne znam tačno.

Policajac u stanici: Koja kola je vozila?

Muž: Vozila je moj Audi

Policajac u stanici: Koji audi je to bio?

Muž (plačući): Audi A6 Avant Black Edition, Ambient Lighting pack - A6, Front and outer rear heated seats, Valcona leather - Lunar silver + super sport seats, 3 spoke heated sports leather multifunction steering wheel with paddle shift, LED Matrix headlights with high beam assist, Pearlescent paint, Audi drive select, Audi parking system plus with front and rear sensors, Audible and visual fasten seat belt warning - front and rear, Cruise control, Driver's information system, MMI SD card Navigation, Mobile telephone preparation, PAS, Service interval indicator, 3 point seatbelts on all seats, ABS-EBD, ASR traction control, Curtain airbags, Driver and passenger airbags, Driver-front passenger side airbags, Electromechanical parking brake, Electronic stability control, Front passenger airbag deactivation, Hill hold assist, Tyre pressure monitoring system, Warning triangle and first aid kit, Anti theft alarm, Anti-theft wheel bolts, Immobiliser, Keyless Start, Remote central locking, Audi music interface, Auxiliary input socket, DAB digital radio module, MMI Radio plus with CD player and bluetooth interface, SD card slot, USB connection, 12V power in rear centre console, 4 way electric lumbar support, 4 zone climate control, Aluminium door sill trims, Black cloth headlining, Double cargo floor, Electric front seats + driver memory, Front centre armrest, Front head restraints, Front-rear floor mats, Height adjustable front seats, Isofix front passenger and rear seat preparation, Jack and tool kit, Load lashing points, Luggage compartment cover, Luggage rails, Perforated leather gearknob, Rear headrests, Split folding rear seat, Auto dimming rear view mirror, Automatic headlights + automatic windscreen wipers, Body coloured bumpers, Body coloured door mirrors and handles, Body coloured roof spoiler, Door sill trims with S line logo, Electric front-rear windows, Headlight washers, High gloss black door mirrors, High gloss black finish B pillar, High gloss black triangular aperture at rear door, LED daytime running lights, LED rear lights, Light sensor, Platinum grey front lip spoiler, Privacy glass (to rear of B post), Rain sensor, Rear wiper, Alcantara door trim, Piano black finish inlay, Space saver spare wheel, Black Styling pack - A6 Avant, Non smoking pack - A6, Diesel particulate filter

(U ovom trenutku plakanje se pretvorilo u ridanje)

Policajac u stanici: Ne brinite gospodine. Naći ćemo vaš Audi...
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« Reply #2479 on: April 14, 2020, 09:42:04 am »


Пандемија!


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« Reply #2480 on: April 18, 2020, 07:17:34 pm »

Malo su skratili dzumbin post  .
Ispade da državni k...ac nešto pokušava.


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« Reply #2481 on: May 10, 2020, 08:42:05 pm »

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« Reply #2482 on: July 22, 2020, 04:45:10 am »

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« Reply #2483 on: July 31, 2020, 09:10:08 am »

Лична документа грађана.

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« Reply #2484 on: August 19, 2020, 06:40:05 am »

 Grin

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« Reply #2485 on: October 06, 2020, 09:16:24 pm »

Kada obilazite i razgledate raketnu tehniku u sklopu kakvog "otvorenog dana", morate biti pažljivi i paziti šta radite!

Svaki suvišan potez može biti opasan po okolinu!  Wink Grin

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« Reply #2486 on: October 23, 2020, 09:55:43 am »

Илустрације Тисје Кљаковић Браић.

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« Reply #2487 on: October 24, 2020, 01:02:25 pm »

Preko milion pregleda


Ovaj ispod sada ima preko pet miliona pregleda
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« Reply #2488 on: November 10, 2020, 07:41:07 pm »

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« Reply #2489 on: November 12, 2020, 04:14:04 pm »

Primirje u Nagorno-Kabarahu! Wink

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