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« Reply #375 on: September 25, 2014, 01:07:51 pm » |
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Bili Mujo i Fata u krevetu. I sada Fata kaže Muji:
-Hladno mi po ledjima.
I Mujo je pocne maziti po ledjima.
Ona opet:
-Mujooo, hladno mi po grudima.
On po sisama je pocne.
Ona opet:
- Mujooo, samo da znas ja ti imam jednu rupu medju nogama.
A Mujo ce:
- Pa je*o majku eto odakle tebi puse promaja
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Uzeo ja da čitam neku strašnu knjigu o isterivanju demona iz kuće. Primim se ja na tu knjigu, nabavim zečiju šapu, dlaku medveda, pola kila meda, hajdučku travu, đon od cipele, rep od mačke, skuvam sve to i dobijenu tečnost namažem po stomaku i njom poprskam zidove. Nakon toga, ušla je moja žena i počela da viče, uzela je svoje torbe i otišla kod mame. Izgleda da ovaj ritual stvarno funkcioniše!
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« Reply #376 on: September 25, 2014, 06:04:31 pm » |
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« Reply #377 on: September 25, 2014, 07:33:19 pm » |
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« Reply #378 on: September 26, 2014, 09:12:50 am » |
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« Reply #379 on: September 26, 2014, 09:13:46 am » |
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« Reply #380 on: September 26, 2014, 09:14:39 am » |
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« Reply #381 on: September 26, 2014, 09:15:44 am » |
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« Reply #385 on: September 26, 2014, 09:20:19 am » |
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« Reply #386 on: September 26, 2014, 09:49:05 pm » |
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Sedi ciga tužan....
naidje drugi i pita ga: “što si tužan?”
“umro mi čale...’’
’’ pa dobro, bre...nemo’ da si tužan’’
’’ ali, rekoh ti umro mi čale....’’
’’ a jel imaš babu’’? pita ga ovaj
’’ imam, a š’o?’’
’’ pa napravi čaleta!!!!!!!!!’’
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