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« Reply #841 on: February 27, 2015, 09:03:10 am » |
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« Reply #842 on: February 27, 2015, 09:06:20 am » |
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« Reply #843 on: February 27, 2015, 02:06:57 pm » |
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« Reply #844 on: February 27, 2015, 02:18:46 pm » |
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« Reply #845 on: February 27, 2015, 02:19:35 pm » |
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kada slika govori celu pricu
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« Reply #846 on: February 27, 2015, 02:47:10 pm » |
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Što je ironija?
Kad u ulici Nikole Tesle nestane struje
Kad Mira nema mira.
Kada si u zatvoru, a zoves se Slobodan.
Kad si Crnogorac, a zoveš se Radiša.
Kad ti cijeli život sole pamet, a umreš od šecera.
Kad klošar leži na klupi i cita "Naš dom"
Kad si ateist, a zoveš se Bogoljub
Kad si tužan, a zoveš se Srecko.
Kad si crnac, a prezivaš se White.
Kad ides pustinjom zedan, a imas vodu u koljenu
Kad si debela, a zoveš se Tanja.
Kad kupiš japanke kod kineza.
MISAO STOLJEĆA:
Za razliku od glave, želudac javlja kad je prazan.
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« Reply #847 on: February 27, 2015, 02:49:15 pm » |
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Na jedan Googleov natjecaj jaran je poslao samo ovu fotografiju i odmah je dobio posao!
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« Reply #848 on: February 27, 2015, 03:07:04 pm » |
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*MUJO I NIJEMAC*
Došao Švabo poslije Drugog svjetskog rata u Bosnu da nađe pokojnog tatu i pita Hasu:
"Znate li možda gdje je pokopan Hans Krüger, znate bio je u SS diviziji ? Dobro bih platio za tu informaciju, kako bih oca mogao pokopati u
domovini."
Haso: "Ne znam, jarane, ovdje ti je ginulo i hajvana i insana... ko će to znati."
Sluša Mujo to preko plota i zove Švabu.
Mujo: "Meš čini da znam, jel' ti tata ono bio plav, visok?"
Švabo: "Ja, ja, natürlich."
Odvede ga Mujo do jedne šljive, počeše kopati i stvarno, nađoše posmrtne ostake. Švabo isplati Muji 10.000 maraka i ode sav sretan.
Pita Haso Muju: "Šta ti je, bolan Mujo, što proda rođenog babu, Omera."
Mujo: "Ko ga jebe, vazda je govorio: Da mi se samo dokopat Njemačke!"
Kaže Mujo Fati:
Haj'mo jednom na nudističku plažu da se opustimo...
- Ma jok...
- Pa što nećeš, biće nam super...
- Ma neću, pa da posle svi pričaju da sam se udala zbog para!
Došao Mujo po malog Hasu u vrtić.
Mujo: "Ja sam došao po mog Hasu."
Odgojiteljica: "Kojega? Imamo ih 5."
Mujo: " Bilo kojeg, jeb'la ga ti, ionako ću ga sutra vratiti!!!"
Odabrali Muju kao govornika na otvorenju Olimpijskih igara. Stane on pred mikrofon i kaže: "O, oo, o, ooo!"
I cijeli stadion ponovi za njim.
Mujo ponovi: "O, oo, o, ooo!"
Stadion opet ponovi za njim.
Tad ga trkne lik kraj njega: "Ne moraš to čitati, to su Olimpijski krugovi!"
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