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« Reply #856 on: March 01, 2015, 02:32:04 pm » |
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« Reply #857 on: March 01, 2015, 11:29:22 pm » |
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« Reply #858 on: March 02, 2015, 10:07:43 am » |
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Gatara kaže ženi: 'Karte pokazuju da će vam muž uskoro umrijeti!
Žena: 'To znam! A što kažu karte, hoće li biti istrage?
Doktor savjetuje pacijenta:
- "Više ne smijete uzimati masnu i jako začinjenu hranu. Na cigarete i alkohol zaboravite!"
- "A seks,doktore?"
- "Može,ali samo sa svojom ženom, da se ne bi previše uzbudili!
Pita policajac kolegu:
'Što je to - vodom ide, ne brčka, šumom ide, ne šuška?'
'Da nije zagonetka?
Pričaju dva Dalmatinca:
Duje - Sinoć sam na Poljudu upozna pravu, dobru, perverznu curu.
Doveja san je doma, a ona mi kaže: "Ponizi me"
Ante: I što si joj uradija?
Duje: E, a obuka san joj dres Dinama!
Uđe tip pred večer u birc i sjedne za šank pored vrlo zgodne mlade žene.
Odmjeri ju na brzinu, neprimjetno, a zatim ležerno pogleda na sat.
Opazivši to žena ga pita :
- "Imate dogovoren spoj? Ona kasni?"
- "Ne" , reče on, "upravo sam kupio ovaj sat -čudo od tehnike- i testiram ga."
Žena će zaintrigirano :
- "Čudo od tehnike? Što je to tako posebno na njemu?"
- "Koristi alfa valove i telepatski komunicira sa mnom!" - odgovori on.
- "I što vam sad govori?" - znatiželjno će dama.
- "Pa... kaže mi da ne nosite gaćice...."
Žena se zahihoće pa mu reče :
- " Mora da vam je pokvaren sat, jer ja, naime, nosim gaćice!"
Čovjek kucne po satu par puta i objasni :
- " Prokleta naprava, ide sat vremena unaprijed."
Ispovijed
Dosao mladic kod svecenika na ispovijed i kaze:
Ozenio sam se.
svecenik sav u cudu...te mu odgovori:
Mladi gospodine pa to nije grijeh.
Mladic odgovara sveceniku:
ja se svejedno KAJEM
Kružni tok
Došla plavuša s vozačkog ispita i upita drugu plavušu:
- Ne kužim kako sam pala na vozačkom. Došla sam do kružnog
toka, na znaku je pisalo 30 i ja sam 30 puta kružila oko znaka.
Instruktor mi je rekao da sam pala.
Na to će druga plavuša:
- Možda si krivo brojala.
Jedno jutro, netko kuca na vrata:
- Dobar dan, ja sam od Jehovinih svjedoka, želio bi razgovarati s vama.
- Izvolite uđite, sjedite. O čemu želite razgovarati?
- 'bem li ga, ne znam, nikad nisam stigao ovako daleko...
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« Reply #864 on: March 03, 2015, 12:19:48 am » |
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Plakao sam od smeha. Pa oni nisu normalni! Pre koji sat sam izvadio umnjak da su mi oči ispadale na zubarskoj stolici, ali kad sam pogledao ove ludake umalo nisam umro ...
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« Reply #865 on: March 03, 2015, 11:38:54 pm » |
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Од свих ратника најјача су два: време и стрпљење.
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« Reply #869 on: March 03, 2015, 11:53:54 pm » |
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