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Vladimir Ivanović
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« Reply #240 on: July 12, 2010, 09:36:09 am »

Vidim da si i ti poranio jutros. Šta bi ja rekao.

Na vježbi u Kuvajtu došli Ameri, nabildani, naduvani, oholi, skupe uniforme, skupe naočale, Abramsi, Humeri itd. Stetson šeširi.  Abramsi.

Došli Jugovići. Stare tojote, razdrdana auta, male plate itd. M84.

Na svim tenkovima laserski prijemnik koji gasi motor kad je tenk "pogođen".

U Kuvajt sitiju laserski označavač, onaj što ga sad imaju klinci i koji se može sada kupiti za 2 KM kod Kineza, tada je bio oko 12 kuvajtskih dinara ili oko 80 KM. Osvjetliš sa tim močnog Abramsa i on ispada iz igre. Igrali smo se kao ovaj klinac. Sve smo ih "pobili".

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« Reply #241 on: July 12, 2010, 09:41:10 am »

Što ti je tehnika narodu, ma zna sam ja da će ih to skupo koštati.
Ustao sam rano bez cilja i svrhe. Oprao sam jedna vrata i kasnije ću ih izbrusiti. Pa međupremaz i ruka Hempela. Kupio sam i 2 spužvasta valjka.
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« Reply #242 on: July 12, 2010, 07:05:09 pm »

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« Reply #243 on: July 13, 2010, 12:26:06 pm »

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Budale  Grin Grin Grin

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« Reply #244 on: July 13, 2010, 04:45:09 pm »

Najnovija zastita protiv ozonskih rupa.  Grin Grin

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« Reply #245 on: July 17, 2010, 08:22:40 pm »

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« Reply #246 on: July 17, 2010, 08:23:47 pm »

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« Reply #247 on: July 18, 2010, 09:10:32 pm »

Dosao novi general na duznost u tvrdjavu legije stranaca u pustinji. Krenuo vec prvi dan u obilazak tvrdjave i dok je obilazio ugleda mazgu zavezanu za stup. Upita on najblizeg strazara cemu sluzi ta mazga?

- Gospodine generale mazga je za zabavu vojnika! Znate kako je, dugo smo tu bez zena, pa ...

- Pa onda joj sredite malo to mesto, napravite joj nadstresnicu i slicno! naredi general ode dalje.

Nakon mesec dana u pustinji ni general nije mogao vise da izdrzi pa, sta ce - kud ce, odluci da se i on malo zabavi sa mazgom. Naredi strazaru da je drzi, a on obavi posao. Dok se oblacio, olaksan i zadovoljan, upita strazara:

- Reci mi, junace, da li i obicni vojnici to rade ovako kao mi generali?

- Ima razlike, gospodine generale! Obicni vojnici uglavnom zajasu mazgu i odjasu do najblizeg naselja u kome je javna kuca!

NARAVOUCENIJE:

I kad mislis da sve znas, i ako si sef, pitaj i trazi objasnjenje jer tvoja logika ne mora biti uvek ispravna!
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« Reply #248 on: July 18, 2010, 09:13:31 pm »

Partizanska četa napravila zasedu Nemcima u šumi. Prođe jedan sat, Nemaca nema. Prođoše 3 sata, njih još nema. Prođe tako i 6 sati, a od Nemaca ni traga ni glasa. Najednom će komandir: "Što ih ovo nema, da im se nije nešto desilo...?" Grin
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« Reply #249 on: July 19, 2010, 06:08:48 pm »

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« Reply #250 on: July 19, 2010, 06:09:41 pm »

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« Reply #253 on: July 25, 2010, 06:52:02 pm »

Meni izgledaju kao mornari.. .Wink

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« Reply #254 on: August 02, 2010, 05:37:49 pm »

Romantika


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