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« Reply #390 on: November 11, 2010, 01:57:52 pm »

Sreća naša, pa kod nas ne praktikujemo deminiranje macom.  Grin Grin Grin

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« Reply #391 on: November 14, 2010, 12:53:36 pm »

Vojna vežba, padobranci skaču iz aviona. Samo jedan vojnik i kapetan ostaju u avionu.

Kapetan: Ajde bre skači, šta čekaš!
Vojnik: Pa ne mogu.
Kapetan: Što?!
Vonjik: Pa kako da Vam objasnim. Smejaćete mi se.
Kapetan: Ajde kaži slobodno.
Vojnik: Sanjao sam sinoć tetku. Rekla mi je da neće da mi se otvori padobran.
Kapetan: Eee, jesi bre sujeveran!

Kreće kratka, ali žučna rasprava o besmislenosti sujeverja. Nekako kapetan ubedi vojnika da zamene padobrane samo da bi obavili skakanje. Skoči vojnik, otvori mu se kupola na njegovo veliko zadovoljstvo, dok pored njega zuknu kapetan: Je*.... tiiii.... teee... tkuuu....!!!

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« Reply #392 on: November 17, 2010, 09:42:38 pm »

- Šta je to nesrećna ljubav?
- E, to je kad se kornjača zaljubi u vojnički šlem!
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« Reply #393 on: November 18, 2010, 04:13:25 pm »

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« Reply #394 on: November 18, 2010, 07:36:47 pm »

Moj Pero, razminiranje macom je jedan od osnovnih načina razminiranja u firmi Booster u Nikšiću. Očigledno je to dobar metod, obzirom da je zastupljen i kod nas, i u svetu (vidi se iz tvoje fotografije).
Jedino je nezgodno što mina ponekad zna i da ''pukne'' kad je razminirač malo nervozniji, pa jače udari .....
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« Reply #395 on: November 18, 2010, 08:09:47 pm »

Moj Pero, razminiranje macom je jedan od osnovnih načina razminiranja u firmi Booster u Nikšiću. Očigledno je to dobar metod, obzirom da je zastupljen i kod nas, i u svetu (vidi se iz tvoje fotografije).
Jedino je nezgodno što mina ponekad zna i da ''pukne'' kad je razminirač malo nervozniji, pa jače udari .....
Bezbednost na prvom mestu.    Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #396 on: November 19, 2010, 04:00:06 pm »

Pocetci poletanja sa nosaca aviona.  Wink Grin Grin

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« Reply #397 on: November 20, 2010, 06:10:34 pm »

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Pivo za marendu  Grin Grin Grin  ništa lepše!
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« Reply #398 on: November 20, 2010, 06:12:27 pm »

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