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« Reply #165 on: January 30, 2024, 11:41:20 am » |
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« Reply #166 on: January 30, 2024, 11:44:33 am » |
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« Reply #167 on: January 30, 2024, 11:47:15 am » |
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- Хтела бих да учим енглески!
- Мани жено! Доста ми је и што говориш нашки.
- Новине пишу о 'Фигаровој женидби'.
- Ее, а коју то он узима?
- Ви хоћете да узмете моју ћерку без мираза? Да ли сте имали ког лудака у породици?
- Нисам, господине... Ја сам први.
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« Reply #168 on: January 31, 2024, 02:46:48 pm » |
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« Reply #169 on: February 01, 2024, 11:12:33 am » |
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- Хтела бих да доживим неки роман.
- Ах, мени би била довољна и кратка прича.
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« Reply #170 on: February 04, 2024, 12:20:31 pm » |
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- Госн полицајац, јуче сам пријавио да ми је из џепа украден буђелар у тренутку кад сам предавао на пошти једну упутницу. Међутим, буђелар ми је остао код куће. Сад сам га баш нашао.
- Доцкан. Већ смо ухватили лопова.
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« Reply #171 on: February 06, 2024, 01:35:40 pm » |
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- Богме, госпођо, ви сте се много променили.
- На боље?
- Наравно. Ви се уопште можете променити само на боље!
- Јуче сам рекла свом мужу, да више не желим да га видим.
- Па?...
- Сместа је угасио светло.
- Како је на синоћној вечери била обучена госпођа Матић?
- Не знам. Нисам гледао испод стола.
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« Reply #172 on: February 14, 2024, 11:40:44 am » |
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- Замислите, неко ми је разбио прозор док сам вежбала певање.
- Погрешио је. Сад ће још гласније да вас чује.
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« Reply #173 on: February 18, 2024, 12:10:48 pm » |
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