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« Reply #105 on: June 05, 2023, 08:39:17 am »

- Господине докторе, ја сам дошла да ме прегледате. Не могу да имам деце, а јако бих волела…
- Добро. Свуците се и лезите.
- Али, докторе, ја бих хтела да имам дете са мојим мужем…
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« Reply #106 on: June 06, 2023, 09:12:45 am »

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« Reply #107 on: June 06, 2023, 09:15:27 am »

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« Reply #108 on: June 06, 2023, 09:18:02 am »

- Како вам је могло пасти на памет, да ме синоћ у мраку пољубите?
- Право да вам кажем, сад при дневној светлости, ни ја то не разумем.
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« Reply #109 on: June 10, 2023, 08:00:52 am »

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« Reply #110 on: June 10, 2023, 08:03:50 am »

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« Reply #111 on: June 10, 2023, 08:05:43 am »

- Мој се муж на самртном часу сетио и вас г. Перо и поздравио вас.
- Хвала , госпођо, поздравите и ви њега.


- Ви сте бивши певач? Отпевајте нам једну песму.
- На жалост, ја сада само певам још само у кади.
- Зар тако ретко?
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« Reply #112 on: June 11, 2023, 07:24:03 am »

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« Reply #113 on: June 11, 2023, 07:26:46 am »

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« Reply #114 on: June 11, 2023, 07:30:00 am »

- Да, драги пријатељу, ја носим сваки шешир по три године.
- Три године?!... Како истраје?
- Прве године дам га на чишћење и променим машну. Друге године променим му кожу и оправим обод…
- А треће?
- Променим шешир... у првој кафани где наиђем…
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« Reply #116 on: June 12, 2023, 08:21:25 am »

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« Reply #117 on: June 12, 2023, 08:31:01 am »

Професор: - Шта знате да ми кажете о Шилеру?
Матурант: - Само најбоље.


- У току последњих година превезено је београдским трамвајима 30 милиона људи.
- Којешта. То се они само хвале. Толико људи нема у целој Србији.


- Ви сте већ били осуђивани?
- Јесам, господине судија, пре седам година.
- А после тога?
- Нисам био осуђиван.
- А где сте провели тих седам година?
- На робији, господине судија.
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« Reply #118 on: June 13, 2023, 09:49:50 am »

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