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« Reply #150 on: December 16, 2023, 09:08:36 am »
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- Еј, ви... Шта радите тако доцкан на улици?
- Тражим стан!
- Какав стан у ово доба?
- Како какав? Мој стан ...

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« Reply #151 on: December 19, 2023, 12:51:55 pm »
- Шта ће да кажу комшије што си ноћас опет дошао кући пијан?
- Нико ме није видео.
- Јест, али сви су чули сцену, коју сам ти приредила.


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« Reply #152 on: December 19, 2023, 12:54:48 pm »
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« Reply #153 on: December 20, 2023, 11:20:10 am »
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« Reply #154 on: December 22, 2023, 11:28:22 am »
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« Reply #155 on: December 22, 2023, 11:33:42 am »
- Ја мислим да су најбоље жене, о којима се најмање говори.
- А ја мислим, да су најбоље оне, које најмање говоре.


- Шта је Матићу наспело да под старост учи бокс?
- Жени се.
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« Reply #156 on: December 22, 2023, 12:03:46 pm »
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« Reply #157 on: December 24, 2023, 11:09:28 am »
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« Reply #158 on: December 24, 2023, 11:14:42 am »
- Колико пива можете да попијете?
- То зависи!...
- Од чега?
- Од тога ко плаћа.
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« Reply #159 on: December 29, 2023, 12:31:01 pm »
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- Девојка коју вам препоручујем, заиста је богата и лепа, али се код ње морате одрећи и пушења и пића. Дакле, пристајете ли?
- Пристајем, морам, јер бих се иначе морао одрећи јела.

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« Reply #160 on: January 05, 2024, 10:50:49 am »
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- Пре ти нисам веровао на реч, али сад ти верујем.
- Како то?
- Кад сам ти позајмио паре, рекао си да ћеш бити мој вечити дужник, и збиља си одржао реч...

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« Reply #161 on: January 06, 2024, 01:32:14 pm »
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« Reply #162 on: January 11, 2024, 12:09:59 pm »
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- Које жене више волиш: оне које много говоре или оне друге?
- Које друге?


- Је ли истина, господине докторе, да болесници од ове болести често умиру?
- Не, само једанпут!

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« Reply #163 on: January 12, 2024, 12:58:31 pm »
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« Reply #164 on: January 15, 2024, 11:55:08 am »
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- Ја са својим мужем не могу да идем у позориште. Он кад год гледа какву драму плаче већ од првог чина.
- Није то ништа. Мој муж плаче још када купује улазнице.


- Како ти је жена? Нисам је видео читаву вечност.
- Ооо, благо теби!


- Тхе! Човеку није много потребно за почетак. Кад сам ја почињао, имао сам само један калауз.

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