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« Reply #170 on: February 04, 2024, 12:20:31 pm »
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- Госн полицајац, јуче сам пријавио да ми је из џепа украден буђелар у тренутку кад сам предавао на пошти једну упутницу. Међутим, буђелар ми је остао код куће. Сад сам га баш нашао.
- Доцкан. Већ смо ухватили лопова.

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« Reply #171 on: February 06, 2024, 01:35:40 pm »
- Богме, госпођо, ви сте се много променили.
- На боље?
- Наравно. Ви се уопште можете променити само на боље!

- Јуче сам рекла свом мужу, да више не желим да га видим.
- Па?...
- Сместа је угасио светло.

- Како је на синоћној вечери била обучена госпођа Матић?
- Не знам. Нисам гледао испод стола.
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« Reply #172 on: February 14, 2024, 11:40:44 am »
- Замислите, неко ми је разбио прозор док сам вежбала певање.
- Погрешио је. Сад ће још гласније да вас чује.
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« Reply #173 on: February 18, 2024, 12:10:48 pm »
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« Reply #174 on: March 08, 2024, 12:48:50 pm »
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« Reply #175 on: May 10, 2024, 09:16:59 am »
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- Јесам ли чупава?
- Зашто питаш? Да не идеш на рандеву?
- Не. Одатле долазим.

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« Reply #176 on: May 13, 2024, 10:52:57 am »
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- Замисли. Посвађала сам се с мужем и рекла сам му ако настави даље да ћу се вратити мајци, а он се није ни мало узбудио.
- Други пут ти њему реци да ћеш позвати мајку да дође к вама.

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« Reply #177 on: May 15, 2024, 09:08:58 am »
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« Reply #178 on: May 15, 2024, 09:14:43 am »
- Треба бити дарежљив. Увек је пријатније давати, него ли примати.
- Јест, нарочито кад су у питању шамари...
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