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« Reply #90 on: May 28, 2023, 08:17:52 am »

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« Reply #91 on: May 28, 2023, 08:20:04 am »

- Зашто не радиш ништа? Рад још није никог у6ио.
- Hе волим да рескирам!


- Јелена, Тоша је запросио твоју руку.
- Али, тата, ја не бих хтела да се растајем од маме.
- Поведи и њу!
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« Reply #92 on: May 31, 2023, 11:17:11 am »

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« Reply #93 on: May 31, 2023, 11:21:11 am »

На робији.

- А шта сте ви учинили младићу?
- Опљачкао сем Општу кредитну банку!
- Каква случајност! Па ја сам тој банци био генерални директор.


- Замислите, мога сина пустили су пре времена са робије, због доброг владања!
- Ето видите! Зар вам нисам увек говорио да ће ваш син кад-тад осветлати вам образ?
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« Reply #94 on: June 01, 2023, 08:55:41 am »

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« Reply #95 on: June 01, 2023, 08:58:07 am »

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« Reply #96 on: June 01, 2023, 09:00:43 am »

- Можете ли, господине, да ми поклоните некакву стару одећу?
- Жалим. Моја је жена отпутовала на море а ја не знам којих ствари да се отарасим.
- Ја скупљам и празне флаше.


- За какве сте ви сукње, дуге или кратке?
- Истину да вам кажем: ни за какве…
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« Reply #98 on: June 02, 2023, 08:32:10 am »

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« Reply #99 on: June 03, 2023, 08:44:41 am »

- Зашто си љута на мене?
- Заборавила сам, али знам да ти никад не могу опростити.


- Ви сте, дакле, најстарији човек у овом селу. А да ли сте цео живот провели у њему?
- Па... цео још нисам.
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« Reply #100 on: June 03, 2023, 08:49:53 am »

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« Reply #101 on: June 04, 2023, 09:58:55 am »

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« Reply #102 on: June 04, 2023, 10:04:00 am »

- Морате престати да пијете.
- Ја не пијем, господине докторе.
- Онда морате оставити дуван.
- Ја сам непушач.
- Е, онда морате ићи код психијатра.


- Вратио си се, дакле, из Минхена. Сад сигурно већ течно говориш немачки.
- То не, али течно пијем пиво.
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