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« Reply #140 on: November 16, 2023, 11:42:37 am »

- Г. Јовићу, чујем да имате веома вредну жену.
- Јесте пријатељу. У које год доба ноћи дођем весео кући, затекнем је у предсобљу с метлом у руци.

- Како стојиш са изворима прихода?
- Уопште их немам. Имам само ушћа.
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« Reply #141 on: November 20, 2023, 11:01:08 am »

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- Колико пута си пала на возачком испиту?
- Сутра ће бити пети пут.


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« Reply #142 on: November 21, 2023, 08:27:25 am »

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« Reply #143 on: December 02, 2023, 10:58:07 am »

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« Reply #144 on: December 02, 2023, 11:03:19 am »

- Да, госпођо, рекао сам му у лице да је вуцибатина.
- Господе! Шта вам дало толику кураж?
- Телефон.
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« Reply #145 on: December 04, 2023, 11:29:22 am »

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« Reply #146 on: December 04, 2023, 11:32:51 am »

- Трeба да знатe, драги господине, да моја ћерка, иако нема мираза, има много изгледа за будућност.
- Наиме?..
- Може да буде 1 милион, или 500 хиљада, или 100 хиљада динара, или...
- Зар не би могли да утврдите тачну цифру?
- То је немогуће... У питању је лоз.
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